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Name three items you would take to a desert island. Everlasting food and water is already provided. All three items are also everlasting and can be a person or animal...if your welsh. Nothing gets old on this island, everything stays the same, apart from the scotch.
(1) A satellite phone.
A wifi signal
A laptop
An electricity outlet
I would be happy as a sandboy
Woman, weed and whiskey.
A change of underwear.
Toilet roll ( regarded as the most essential item by Michael Palin.)
A toothbrush and paste.
A pilot
A private jet
Jet fuel
:sorry1:
Hammer
Chisel
Saw
Hopefully find some wild growing gange and sit there all day making shit - shelter, chairs, chest of draws, dirty linen basket etc...
For all the shit you don't have...Unless you do find gange...Quote:
Originally Posted by flashbang
Probably then make a chess board and some of them little Russian wooden doll things.
I would probably be leader because of my special forces background; I know how to hunt poisonous frogs and make death arrows and shit. You never know, we might not be welcomed with open arms by an indigenous tribe and they may send out skirmishers who I would have to ambush and take out.
Teak Door,gotta have Teak Door to keep you up to date.
An ice skate
A volleyball
A loin cloth
Just one curious question BBC....
You mention [almost in passing], everlasting food [and water].
I realize the pose is hypothetical, but....
What kind of consumables are we talking about?
Surely, you're not suggesting processed, prepared, packaged food stuffs?
No thanks - I'd take my chances foraging and living off the land.
Three items, huh..??
1] A pair of easily reproducing animal [chooks/pigs/goats *sorry Betty*] allowed to do their thing for a while - propagating.
2] A solid quality machete
3] Packets of a variety of [vegetable matter] seeds that replenish themselves after maturity.
Due to political correctness these two are total no-nosQuote:
Originally Posted by Rural Surin
The animals have to be both homosexual
And due to health & safety rules you wouldn't be allowed the machete in case you injured yourself and decided to sue the manufacturers
Fuck off, Pat...Quote:
Originally Posted by DJ PatDue to political correctness these two are total no-nosQuote:
Originally Posted by Rural Surin
The animals have to be both homosexual
And due to health & safety rules you wouldn't be allowed the machete in case you injured yourself and decided to sue the manufacturers
I have a magic genie, as does the OP.
No rules in hypotheticals.
Everlasting.
1 - Sunscreen
2 - A fully loaded multicultural harem
3 - Ear plugs for when they are all on the blob
Fish hooks
Fishing line
A woman that knows how to clean and cook fish.
An IKEA house self-build kit. By the time you've put it up you'll already be rescued
A huge box of recreational drugs, a harem of nymphomaniac teen girls, and finally my local pub filled with all my mates, where I can drink heavily and recall all my recent shagging / partying antics.
Happiness
A working toilet
A lifetime supply of nuclear missiles.
Desert ? Island. is it made from Pavlova or cheese cake ?
Kays catalog
wank sock
lube
The assumption being that you will be there for some time?
A big box of assorted tools
A solar charging laptop with satellite wifi
A big box of dope.
spade
bullets
gun
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurgen
Kays catalog a classic 55555
RS we are talking about the very basics which would amount to all the nutrients you require to survive. This desert island has a magical power and you would stop to crave processed shite. However you are allowed to bring everlasting processed shite as one of your three items if that is what you wish.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rural Surin