I pulled an older woman at a club last night.
She was a right sort for 57. We drank a bit, had a bit of a snog and she
asked if I'd ever had the Sportsman's Double: a mother and daughter
threesome ?
I said: "No I haven't as it happens..."
So we drank a bit more and then she says to me that "tonight was my lucky
night then".
I finished my drink quickly and went back to her house.......she put the
Hall light on and shouted upstairs...
"Mum!....you awake ?"
