Steve Seagal is such a moron, and his films B-movies at best.
But I keep watching them... I somehow like the guy.
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Steve Seagal is such a moron, and his films B-movies at best.
But I keep watching them... I somehow like the guy.
Quite true. A bit like Van Damn.
Watched out for justice yesterday great film:)
Van Damme's newer films set in East Europe are far better, has he matured I wonder, he sends himself up in three films recently
i like both steve's and van who gives a dammes movies,
they are always bad and no class with bad acting,a rare combination
see steve is going to run for some political seat, forgot where in the us
van dammes volvo truck ad is just the ducks nuts, great to see him
in that stunt,a bloody fit bastard, it's on you tube.
also does steve colour in his hairline with a black marker pen,
a great un-answered question.
I love him; his knowledge of culture and history is enlightening.
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His latest plastic surgery is going really well too:
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Originally Posted by reddog
Volvo split? Not bad.
But no one, no one out Chucks Chuck.
Chuck Norris Vs Van Damme - Epic Split (Real or Fake?) - YouTube
It has to be real. It's Chuck Norris.
chucki:smileylaughing::smileylaughing::smileylaugh ing:
he'a OLD man now
The only one I ever watched was on a Thai movie channel dubbed into Thai. It did not make any difference as the plot was easy enough to follow from the facial expressions and WWE choreographed violence.Quote:
Originally Posted by neemo
i like Under Siege 2
Runs [and walks] like a girl.
How embarrassing for such a deliberate macho guy.
A wannabe Buddhist.
Even more contradictory and hypocritical to his existence.
Other than that, a good many of his films are reasonably stimulating.
Good entertainment.
His best movie was the one where he was the pilot of the stealth fighter that had to put a rescue team into a highjacked 747.
He died in like the first 10 minutes of the film.
The whole cinema applauded...
I agree. He's terribly flat footed and overweight. He'll make a good 'President of the USA'.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rural Surin
He cycles like a girl too I heard!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rural Surin
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Originally Posted by Necron99
Executive Decision [1996]
....I'm sorry I know that.:boggled:
That's the one. To be fair it wasn't "His" movie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rural SurinQuote:
Originally Posted by Necron99
Executive Decision [1996]
....I'm sorry I know that.:boggled:
There was a similar reaction in the cinema when Travolta got killed at the start of Pulp Fiction, before we realized he was cool again.
Tough crowd in Darwin cinema.
The only actor I can think of that has fewer facial expressions than Stephen Seagal, is Keanu Reeves.
Stop de bloodclaat crying.Quote:
Originally Posted by neemo
Great car chase in marked for death though
tink e's a twat. al da joining of hands stuff :rolleyes:
At least Keanu is sexy.
Seagal is not.
Under SiegeQuote:
Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter
Who could forget Erika Elieniak appearing from the cake ?
:sexy: