Transcripted oral dysentry?

Oral dysentery or the transcription thereof...

No nothing to do with your digestive tract…just my sick humour, senile, alcoholic rambling perhaps.
Seems we expats and wannabe’s are inflicted/infected by the above.


Come on don’t deny it, we are all guilty..Just check out many places on TD with George and his homo –sapiens merry men, or crazy Graham on PKTWN..probably others of which I am not aware.


What makes people boast about the number of vehicles,their income, sexy overqualified partners and become experts on everything from crotch itch, politics to genetics?
Maybe the use of social media is now a surrogate for the couple of hours before closing time?
So the causes are?
Insecurity.

Senility?
Too much sex or lack thereof?
Alcohol?
Spicy food?
Too much sun without "slip slap slop"..ie troppo?
Nuffiin' to do?.. while the partner fixes a meal,coffee or takes a shower?
We are all frickin' nutters?


Not serious guys..the wife is in the shower..already fixed my lunch..