My kingdom for a horse's penis

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Originally Posted by Fondles

maybe I need a larger penis.

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I guess this would be technically possible.

Since penis reattachment is surgically possible you could attach somebody else's knob like any other organ transplant.

Just have to get your name on the list for a suitably well hung road accident fatality.

Would look a bit funny if it was from a black African though. Maybe that anal bleaching fluid would help.

Maybe I could donate my average sized schlong to a needy Japanese gentleman via a donor card system.

If you were really desperate financially it could even be done prior to death by selling on e-bay with photos.

'Original condition, very low mileage, not bent too much to the left from excessive masturbation. Happy bidding'

Would you donate your knob to an accident victim in the event of your death?

If you lost your manhood in a dangerous sports or industrial accident would you accept a donor organ if it was possible?

New thread started to avoid derailing LTs fine anal sex related effort. :1st:

My old chap has been a good friend for me for many years.
Got me into a lot of trouble admittedly but pleased women no end and can get them to shut up when theres a good match on.

I don't think I could donate him not knowing who it was going to and where it would end up.

Think about it. What if it goes to a Tom Dee. Or ends up some gays shitter ?

A willie is for life.

Orrens

Sex at my age is considered a dangerous sport but in the fatal sense rather than finding myself a member or two bereft

I have sympathy with asian gentlemen who's hampton as a mean average is beaten by a head when compared with westerner tools. We only have one after all and by a quirk of fate one has to learn to live with ones shortcomings :)

I would very much prefer that my much cherished 'pant enducer' be passed on for others to enjoy as a sort of inheritence to a needy asian society although i have doubts that my dear wife would be willing to donate her family jewel upon my demise for other ladies to enjoy.

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Originally Posted by Orrens

A willie is for life.

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Mine's just for Christmas. Apparently.

Santa's cumin soon mate ^

I get alarmed when I see "Horses D'ouvres" on a menu.

I think in the future, genetic science will have advanced so that we can get the features we all think we want.
There will probably be a lot of pornstar clones walking around with buff bodies, huge tits and cocks, etc. Just hope the musics a bit better.

Never.... Me and Percy go back a long way. He wakes me up every morning. Weve been through a lot of shit together me and my old wrinkled blue veined best mate

Looper,

We all know that men don't have enough blood to operate both a brain and a penis. If you had a horse's dick you would be constantly fainting:mid:

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Originally Posted by Looper

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Originally Posted by Fondles

maybe I need a larger penis.

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I guess this would be technically possible.

Since penis reattachment is surgically possible you could attach somebody else's knob like any other organ transplant.

Just have to get your name on the list for a suitably well hung road accident fatality.

Would look a bit funny if it was from a black African though. Maybe that anal bleaching fluid would help.

Maybe I could donate my average sized schlong to a needy Japanese gentleman via a donor card system.

If you were really desperate financially it could even be done prior to death by selling on e-bay with photos.

'Original condition, very low mileage, not bent too much to the left from excessive masturbation. Happy bidding'

Would you donate your knob to an accident victim in the event of your death?

If you lost your manhood in a dangerous sports or industrial accident would you accept a donor organ if it was possible?

New thread started to avoid derailing LTs fine anal sex related effort. :1st:

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All organ donations are complete bullshit.

There should be a market for organs. Now we have rich people dieing because they cant get organs and poor people dieing because they cant afford medicine or food.

What a joke. I would sell my kindey or nuts or something for the right price any day.

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Originally Posted by Dillinger

Never.... Me and Percy go back a long way. He wakes me up every morning. Weve been through a lot of shit together me and my old wrinkled blue veined best mate

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Originally Posted by socal

What a joke. I would sell my kindey or nuts or something for the right price any day.

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And you would sell your arse too? how much?

Actually maybe an actual medical ringpiece transplant is also feasible. Would you sell your ringpiece to a gay man whose own had been torn in a gay sex accident?

^Already sold it on Ebay.

Buyer name: "Goatse"

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Originally Posted by Looper

whose own had been torn in a gay sex accident?

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555 no such thing as a gay sex accident.:mid:

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Originally Posted by Looper

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Originally Posted by socal

What a joke. I would sell my kindey or nuts or something for the right price any day.

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And you would sell your arse too? how much?

Actually maybe an actual medical ringpiece transplant is also feasible. Would you sell your ringpiece to a gay man whose own had been torn in a gay sex accident?

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For 50 billion....?

I would give it some serious thought

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Originally Posted by socal

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Originally Posted by Looper

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Originally Posted by socal

What a joke. I would sell my kindey or nuts or something for the right price any day.

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And you would sell your arse too? how much?

Actually maybe an actual medical ringpiece transplant is also feasible. Would you sell your ringpiece to a gay man whose own had been torn in a gay sex accident?

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For 50 billion....?

I would give it some serious thought

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I thought you said you are a man with principles.:smileylaughing:

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Originally Posted by nigelandjan

Santa's cumin soon mate ^

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I'm sure he'll overlook Surin this year, as the old cnut will do.

What about the balls.
Do you sell your big balls with your big dick.
It may look odd if a person gets this giant new dick but keeps his tiny old balls.
Or does a buyer get balls and dick from separate owners, perhaps a giant black dick and big white balls.