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This was a new one on me last night from some girl in a bar, reading my palm.
"You have big money but die soon "
So I tried to ask her of what I know, being the lifeline and timeline on my palm, then she said
"I cannot read palms only fingers"
Mai Kow Jai ?
Anyway I'm gonna go Google my palm and fingers
This looks easy enough
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Identify the four major lines.
(1) The heart line.
(2) The head line.
(3) The life line.
(4) The fate line (Not everybody has this.)
Right, here's my hand
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Note there's no fate line and the blister was erm the result of putting new planks in that gate, yes that's what it was.Look those white ones, honest. i might start a construction thread at a later date
I told a waiter in Jamaica once that he had a short life line. Came back the next year and he was dead. Then I was correctly reading either the numbers & sex of kids on people’s hands, or forecasting correctly the sex of future children.
Apparently on my mother’s side, one of my ancestors serving with the Duke of Wellington in the Peninsular War against Napoleon and married a gypsy girl from Seville. I kid you not! My mother’s reaction upon hearing the news was, “That explains why Aunt Nell was so good on the castanets!”
On a more serious note, when I read hands now, fingers are important both in length, shape, even nails. For example long slender fingers indicate a sensitive, artistic nature.
One other interesting fact is that the distance from the back of your palm to the end of your thumb is equal to the length of your full erection. If, as I know you will, check this for yourself, be discreet.
pffffftt ? ahem cough coughQuote:
Originally Posted by Kwang
How exactly was she reading your fingers mate ?? I mean how close was her nose ? :)
Thats cleared the bit up about the blisters :)Quote:
Originally Posted by MANICHAEAN
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I can zoom out if you like :)Quote:
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Kwang
You have a strong indented life line, so no worries. No real deterioration in health till your 60’s and even then the line goes over your hand’s side. Interesting beginning to your life line though. See how it splits like a branch and one part stops. Did you have a close relative (mother, father, brother who died young?)
Your fate line is also your money line. You have worked most of your life, but moved around in jobs, occupations. Once your money line passes your heart line, note how it breaks up. If it had ended up a strong line on your upper mound nearest to the thumb that indicates big bucks status.
Note also the crosses between your head and heart line. That signifies perception and an ability to read peoples intentions. If I could see your bracelets, (lines around your wrists), then I can look at your ancestors.
^Just tell us where the blisters really came from...
^ Wow, you are good at this
I have a Gran who's nearly 100, on the other side of the family they died quite young thoughQuote:
Originally Posted by MANICHAEAN
YesQuote:
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Bugger, I better increase my cigarette and alcohol intakeQuote:
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Cheers Manichaean
Can you make this out ?
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I was told that if you curl your middle finger until it touches your hand, from that point to the tip of your middle finger. Coincidentally the same length as what you said.Quote:
Originally Posted by MANICHAEAN
No I don't have a picture:smileylaughing:
For those of you feeling ahem ,self conscious, you could always include the erection length inside your body and not just the bit that protrudes.:mid:
Kwang
Cannot make out any real detail in your bracelets, but look for yourself. If there are lots of delicate weaving rings, then it signifies a good healthy blood stock. In remote hill tribes & communities, there is a lot of inbreeding and there are fewer lines but more indented.
By the way, the mound on your hand under your thumb, (in a woman) is the mound of Venus. If fleshy and plump it would signify a strong sexual appetite. The opposite for a thin, stringy mound.
Go back to that bar girl, send me a picture, (or inked print) of her right hand here in Papua New Guinea and I will advise you whether to have your evil way with her.
I've used the Mor Doo trick in the bars for years. Pretend you know how to read palms, grab a BG's hand and tell her all sort of shit about gold, kids, rich guys etc. They fall for it every time. I usually end the free palm reading by predicting that they will be filthy rich if they have perverted sex with a really ugly guy (me)....
Simon
You have an interesting hand, Kwang.
There is a lot of scientific research that has been done on the relative length of fingers. For instance, here
Digit ratio - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
or just Google it.
There is more to pamistry than say, Astrology.
They say that from looking at your life line you cannot tell how long you will live, but how much you love life. And your life line swings very wide. So I deduce that you really love life. More than most people.
Also your life and head lines join at the end, and as I remember, this does not show great independence (perhaps from family...i can't remember). At the least you are very much a family man.
Your ring and middle fingers curve together slightly at the top. And your little finger tends to lean out a little. Can't remember what that means. Do you, Manichaean ?
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Anybody know where i can have a ball reading done?
I'm not prepared to post pictures.
^How many rings around Uranus?...
The little finger is the centre of self-expression & in Kwang’s case the squarish tip signifies a man who is organized and methodical. If it had been twisted then he would have been manipulative, but it just splays out to the left which would indicate he votes for New Labour.
Fook me ! Thought I was looking at my own palm there for a minute. Almost identical except for the fingers, mine being a bit longer and straighter.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kwang
Wrist bracelets are the same too. Not born in September by any chance ??
A life line that ends short in a cross indicates you will be hung!
^In which countries is hanging still carried out?...Barring the possibility of accidents and "less-legal" incidents...
^I predict a faux reading...
^ I'm shy.