odd friends at work

I think I have a stalker cleaner at work and its definitely a pain in the ass.
Well not so much a stalker in the true sense but she just seems to hunt out opportunities to gawp at me.
For example I work in a place where there is a lovely glass section of the room so managers and parents can stare at you whilst you're in action (I could fucking well do without this as it means I actually have to be showing some interest in the fuckwits) . Now nearly every time I look up there she is peering in at me with some kind of wierd alien type smirk - like 'look what you'll be getting tonight if you play your cards right' - er no thanks - she's about as attractive as a gangrenous hemharroid.

Now the last one , after me telling her how skint I was and why the wages are so fucking shit , just seemed to think that was me egging her on to hit me for a lend - funnily enough she seemed to disappear 2 days after that - good job I told her to go fuck herself really...

There was a bloke here who was telling us that he used to go for the cleaners straight away at a new job as they were the easiest lays - said looks didn't matter - well maybe back home in England that's what I'd have to do as well I guess ..

So what is my point ? - well there isn't one really but anyone have any tales of odd co workers?

Odd co-workers? Tons and tons of 'em over the years.

Steve Suicide: "Well, I don't know if I should hang meself or shoot meself, fellas."

M. Frenchy: same pair of pants everyday, homemade haircut, lived in a low rent building but always complained about the low-class Thai people living there!? "Why do Thai people make soup? It's so hot here. They must be idiots."

(Uh yeah, and there's ice cream in Alaska, so what's the point?)

Dean the Machine: drunk on Chang everyday; red-faced with a Fu Manchu mustache, passed out on his desk, or screaming at the Thai admin.

The Predator: told me how he liked lurking around Washington Sq for his 'victims.' "I'm a predator!" he told me. Fucking bad breath too.

hehehe. I like the way you think colourful. :razz: I have been helping out at a taxi depot here in Brisbane and some of the drivers are certainly more odd than any other ppl I have ever come across. As this is a Thai based forum this really dont count. In fact I wont even post this.
Actually I will but only to say that I reckon this is a great topic. That and I like typing.

I remember when i managed a gogo bar, loads of pretty dancers and a real ugly fat old maid, i shagged a few of the dancers and also the maid, amazing stuff beer is and how it can affect your judgement, all my staff are thai so i dont take any notice of them or their quirks, well apart from when they went on a killing spree of small little furry squirells...

That wasn't very nice was it.

Most of my colleages are ok, but we have a few N Americans, so you have to do a bit of wet nursing sometimes.

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i shagged a few of the dancers and also the maid

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i shagged a few of the dancers and also the maid

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I'm with Gow here with the squiggly face emoticon. :?

Only a FEW!!!!!

And why the maid?

Well it weren't as though I was offering them money or anything, they were all freebies just to keep them in tip top condition on the latest sexual deviances, the maid was a drunken mistake, this should be a warning to all that come to Thailand that drinking will lead you into drunken mistakes :)

True, when we decided to get a maid, i imagined a 18-year old stunning virgin from upcountry. i got my wife drunk and she agreed that we needed a maid.

4 years later we still have Nut. An Issan lady built like an Americkan linebacker...

Hillbilly, I think the problem was to get a 18 y/o virgin upcountry.