I have a weird sense of humor. I apologize in advance.
….….………
Girl: What color are my eyes?
Guy: 36C
Printable View
I have a weird sense of humor. I apologize in advance.
….….………
Girl: What color are my eyes?
Guy: 36C
Boobs are proof that men can concentrate on two things at once.
GF have you been drinking?
Just wondering if you're going to have a drunken love-angst fueled meltdown & type some embarrassing stuff about yourself :)
It'd surely have to be funnier than the jokes.
Hmm...a thread dedicated to your own jokes, when there are already two threads for jokes, seems rather different to a thread about a comic a lot of people find funny but you don't.
^ Say goodnight, dick...
GF hasn't posted again.
Drunkposting confirmed :)
^
Sheriff Cuju was slagging her jokes on the long joke thread so she started her own joke thread , :)
Come now Cyrille; you, Redhaze and Cujo are not "a lot of people". Everyone else was not amused.Quote:
Originally Posted by cyrille
But each to his own.
Cujo has his thread of what you 3 find funny, GF has her thread of what she finds funny (or, as Slick pointed out, GF's thread of drunk posting).
:)
OK manny, three people on the planet find mcdonald funny.
If I'd posted 'a lot of people live in bangkok' would I be talking solely about posters on TD?
Good to know there's someone here who speaks for 'everyone else', btw. ;)
Hehe, you might be right. That's why he was fired from SNL, and appeared on "The Worst Comedians" list. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by cyrille
He does what might be called weak "dad jokes and x-rated dad jokes". Raises a smile sometimes for me, but as was said on the thread, everyone's got a different funny bone.
If you had a hammer
would you hammer in the morning?...
For GF.
That sound when you close the cupboard of something falling inside...that's the sound of someone else's problem.
I liked the Boobie Joke . :)
But I like Boobies . :) - :)
What I can laugh for the joke??
Did you hear the one about GracelessFawn walking into a bar?
You guys have to post your own joke too..maybe more fun...
Lets hear a Thai joke literally translated, please Za.
Go for it GF... maybe you should consider a stand up routine :)
Sent line to mum asked for money to buy new dress cuz dont have new dress for date a BF...dress at home wear it all and dont want to wear the same dress to date him...mum answer...find new BF and wear old dress...:rofl:
OK, so graceless fawn walks into a bar and says 'Fuck, these drinks look expensive'
The barman answers 'Dear'?
Graceless fawn replies 'So you cunts are discriminating against us'?
:rofl:
A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man. "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?" "Yeah, my first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house." "No offence, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."