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    How to win the heart of a Filipina..?

    She's smart with a good job, sexy but very sweet...

    What is does it take to win a Filipinas heart... what is the quality she desires that sets her apart from women of other nationalities.?
    Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!"

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    big wallet, big cock, big belief in fairytales.

    I think thats the right order

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    Ask her husband back home.

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    Pretend that you love God and bang her without a Johnny would be a good start.
    Black diamonds? I shit 'em.

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    Need to start with a top of the range iphone.

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    That iphone X is out soon Neo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    big wallet, big cock, big belief in fairytales.

    I think thats the right order
    one out of the three is a good start
    Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by HuangLao View Post
    Why...??
    Fuck off Jeff
    Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!"

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    Praise the lord.
    I'd like to see what morning looks like
    Don't wanna drink pint after pint
    I wanna wake up without feeling sick
    But I can't cuz I'm a drug-abusing alcoholic

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bogon View Post
    Pretend that you love God and bang her without a Johnny would be a good start.
    defo keeping the johnny on for this one... the thought of a UAE jail is a real passion killer
    the God thing is a tough nut tho... knowing there will be three of you in the relationship
    Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    Ask her husband back home.
    fucking hell somebody got burnt... some wounds never heal eh bud
    Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!"

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    anyhow... now the peanut gallery has chucked their nuts perhaps we can get some sensible answers from our resident Filipinas
    Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!"

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    You'll have to truly love her. Is that a problem for you?
    May the bridges I burn light my way

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    Wallet will trump the fairytale.

    Just be yourself and ya' know,...pay for everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hick View Post
    Wallet will trump the fairytale.

    Just be yourself and ya' know,...pay for everything.
    hehe yeah... funny thing she said before we even got started that we split the bill 50:50 and she's good to her word.

    she has a good job so it's not the usual friend with benefits kind of arrangement
    Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!"

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    I don't really get the thread at all, tbh.

    She's a flip, you're a cracker. She's a woman, you're a man.

    Buy her some flowers, take her to a movie, don't make a play for anal too early - move forward and multiply.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neo View Post
    she has a good job
    Dont they all over there?
    Id love to be paid to lay on my back too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neo View Post
    hehe

    Type the above a lot in your messages to her and you're golden.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Id love to be paid to lay on my back too
    PM sent

    You may occasionally have to get on all fours but you can do it lazily. The princes are restless.

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    Tell her you love Filipino food.

    You do, don't you?
    Nev has style

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    You have a guitar already. Ask her if she can sing, when the lying cow says yes, offer to tour Cambodia as a duet

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    you guys eh where's the romance.??
    Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!"

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