How to win the heart of a Filipina..?

[OhOh]

I'm presuming you are both of legal age and have had previous boy/girl friends. Your both acting like first time teenagers.

[Luigi]

^ He's in love.





And Neo is too.

[DrB0b]

Nice Flipper pic here

[katie23]

Neo - Looks like things are shaping up well for you. Slowly but surely does the trick. Maanaam got it right about the "3 months" and rebound thing - she's taking it slow so that she'll be sure of herself and her feelings for you aren't on the rebound.

Eat balut, preferably in front of her. That'll impress her.

Here's my most recent balut - from 2 days ago. I kissed it for ya guys. 55

[GracelessFawn]

Don't smother her, give her some room. Might help if you pull out a little.....

Or directly ask her if you have any chance with her at all so, you both won't be wasting time.

[Neo]

I have to put it in before I can pull out a little

But yeah.. it's already way beyond the 'wasting each other's time' stage.. could be time to hang up my boots

[Latindancer]

Realtionships are all about trust, so you have each.... at some stage.... to reveal your wounds from your previous relationship. This shows the other person that you are a caring, feeling person who was wronged (even if this was not so ).

It's best to do this wound-revealing at its deepest level when you are at an advanced stage of bonding, as the next move is to then convince her that you are not going to betray her in whatever way her previous partner did.

[grasshopper]

Now's the time to let her know you have a genuine director's cut of Last Dingo in Oodnadatta. And does she prefer salted or unsalted butter?

[BaitongBoy]

Eat balut, preferably in front of her. That'll impress her.

But then, would puking impress her?...Heh...

Don't smother her, give her some room.

Use a pillow and have yer way when she passes out...Cough...

reveal your wounds

Camel toe thread, LD...

[Luigi]

If she eats Balut, you know she can't complain about a gobfull of tadpole soup, so there's already a plus in the relationship.

[CaptainNemo]

Always the dark cloud on a sunny day

Yeah, you need them to pass in front of the dazzling source of heat to stop you being blinded by it. ...having a rule sounds like there's been regular traffic.

At the moment, you just sound like a yoyo on her finger; do you really think a properly fit and eligible bird doesn't have a badboy ex she's pining for; or other "friends" she's responding to? I tend to think that if they want you, they want you, and it shows in seconds, minutes, and hours, not 3 months!

[Neo]

It's been 2 weeks and 5 dates... ..not that I'm counting eh

Here, I got a new AV for you...

[Luigi]

This book might help you.

[Chittychangchang]

Neo - Looks like things are shaping up well for you. Slowly but surely does the trick. Maanaam got it right about the "3 months" and rebound thing - she's taking it slow so that she'll be sure of herself and her feelings for you aren't on the rebound.

Eat balut, preferably in front of her. That'll impress her.

Here's my most recent balut - from 2 days ago. I kissed it for ya guys. 55

What is that?

[Chittychangchang]

Go with yer gut feeling mate. If them panties aint coming of easy then thats a good sign. Play the long game. But be careful she isnt playing the long game to. You will know . if and when those panties come of and your sporting a gigantic set of blue balls and you finally get to do the beast with 2 backs and she can suck start a harley you think yer in loorve and contemplate nuptials and buying a couple of jeepneys and a few nipa huts. Then suddenly she agrees to full on blurter action ( her blurter not yours) then you may just possibly have found the best 3 holer this side of manila. Marry her .

Post of the year, wise words and advice BLD.

[Neo]

This book might help you.

Cheeky cnut.! I'm only 49.!!

[BaitongBoy]

It would take a fook of a lot of practice to suck start a Harley...Like singing from her diaphragm...That could take years...

[katie23]

@chitty - Google is your friend. That's a balut, boiled duck embryo. It's delish! Flips are duck baby killers.

[David48atTD]

@chitty - Google is your friend. That's a balut, boiled duck embryo. It's delish! Flips are duck baby killers.

If I can be honest, I'd rate balut up there with chicken feet.

Thanks, but I'm full ... thirsty though ... beer please.

[katie23]

^No worries, David. Balut is an acquired taste. It's a test of bravery, the flip way.

@Neo - better start practicing to eat balut. If you two become an item & you meet the family or rellies, one of the highlights of the meet would be to watch Whitey eat balut. If you can eat it with nonchalance, you will rate up there with Manny Pacquaio!

[Luigi]

chicken feet.

Handy as you don't need any toothpicks when finished.

[Neo]

[Luigi]

Was that you 5 seconds after rooting her?

[BaitongBoy]

Somethin' about lift-off...

[sabang]

Well Kate, I've eaten salted fish, okra, bagoong, w/that vinegar dip & plain (or yummy, garlic) rice many times, kamayaan style. I've had dinigang (OK, not spec). I even had some weird fish guts concoction, and no doubt loadsa other hair raising pinoy stuff.

But I never have and never will eat balut!