Oh right, you're not talking about AO and Momo.
Who needs women anyway, end of the day anyone can boil a piece of toast.
I'm enjoying this thread, amazing that even the most seasoned of womanisers still don't understand women, it's still a mystery.
Thats probably why the game never stops being played.
Tell her you are sorry but you won't have sex with her until you are married. It might be a long time in the future but it will be worth the wait. Then tell her that in the meantime, when your sacks are full and need emptied, you'll just masterbate alone or with a mechanical aid (or she can help if whe wants) or you'll look for some emotional-free casual sex from some random bint who will provide the service with no strings attached. Worth a gamble on the last day of the month. Make sure you wear your running shoes just in case she takes it the wrong way.
Ah the days of taking the office bike on a cold winters night in yorkshire in thr back of Marina van.
The windows got so steamed up when the policeman shone his torch to see why it was bouncing around he couldn't see a thing.
Just tell her you're happy to wait for as long as it takes until she's ready but also she must understand that you also have needs so will be banging Dubai's finest in the meantime.
So rather than read this whole thread
Can someone distill it
Was it she shagged neo when she was drunk and now he wants to stalk her
Caution her about the psychological override that allows you to get it up but prevents you from ejaculating, and that your adult life to date has been one long failure devoted to finding a woman that can cure you.
Thing is... the not putting out thing is just a bit weird, Dubai is shag central... but saying that, she is good fun to be with, she likes a hug and always holding my arm and I get a kiss on the cheek when we say hi and goodbye... and she's got the most incredible tits, you know the kind of tits that makes other men stare as you walk past... and the body to match, fucking gorgeous arse... I think I'll wait a bit longer
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!"
Tell her about the Buffalo Board, Neo...And maybe a few pics would encourage sage advice...
FfS man. Just tell she will only get anal until she puts a ring on your finger. Then you will fill her up with baby batter.
Fark off... they usually stalk me... speshly the Flippers
I had a Russian I was seeing here for a while, when I tried to finish it she told me I don't get to make that decision, it's over when she decides .. luckily I'm only here on the weekends mostly so I could avoid her, but it was constant calls, asking me where I was, demanding to see me... in the end I had to threaten to call the police (I wouldn't have done because there would have been too many questions) it was a pussy way out, but it worked... craazzy bitch.
They all love a bit of the Robster
^ 555...
Come on dude : at least a pic of the tits in profile.
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