Shut up Mao or I'll bash ya.
Shut up Mao or I'll bash ya.
You going to wear your black leather mask again? I think I still have it in my cyber locker.
Dont burp in her face, fart in bed, or wipe your knob on the bedroom curtains after sex and she'll know you're a gentleman. Or at least not Australian.
I just had my hair done. The jet will pick you up at 7 pm your time.
Bring the handcuffs.
Shepard, last time on here with that nick you were a dude named Ryan who was friends with momo. Do you remember that? When did you have the sex change? No matter what male or female you look better from the rear.
Conduct yourself like a gent ao, did you ever wander what happened to your old adversary obs? Maybe quite a revelation to you.
Perhaps, speaking politics would help...
Let it go ao, let it go.
Besides being a boring old fart you enjoy hanging on to the past. Dementia must be a bitch.
Yeah, I have issues with random old codgers trying to befriend me so I blew him off.
Too much info there Ry
Take her on a date, insist on paying, dress up a bit- they're suckers for a bit of that old fashioned stuff.
The worst thing you can say to a flippa is you don't like kids- never say that, even if u hate the little rug rats.
If that doesn't get you to first base, give up. She obviously ain't putting out. If she insists on going dutch- same deal.
If you can't get her to put out, consider charm school.
^^^Hi Momo��
hey mods, can I post up a 3 year old Pm from Shepard where I am taken to task by Ryan for not being a gentleman when engaging in a dialogue with momo. It really is a classic.
Invite her to dinner at your place, if she agrees she's a goer.
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