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    Marry her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    Marry her.
    Worked for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaitongBoy View Post
    Jaysus...Who needs instructions?...
    Well you know women right..? Cryptic fuckers sometimes eh..?

    When she said "it takes something special to win a Filipinas heart" I gave her the knowing look but really though wtf is she yammering on about now...

    If I knew all she meant was wine her, dine her and 69 her I wouldn't have bothered starting the thread...

    Anyhoo... none of team TD's suggestions have worked so far.. obviously you lot have just been dating total sluts
    Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!"

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    A barrel full of dicks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    Do what you do best.



    Inflate her to 32psi.

    32 on the front.. 28 in the rear... better traction if you go off road and get your wheels in the mud
    Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neo View Post
    Well you know women right..? Cryptic fuckers sometimes eh..?

    When she said "it takes something special to win a Filipinas heart" I gave her the knowing look but really though wtf is she yammering on about now...

    If I knew all she meant was wine her, dine her and 69 her I wouldn't have bothered starting the thread...

    Anyhoo... none of team TD's suggestions have worked so far.. obviously you lot have just been dating total sluts
    She ain't putting out then?

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    Nope.. but worth waiting for ... I'll give it until the end of the month
    Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!"

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    Not even been able to keep her panties for post-curricular sniffing/tasting?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaitongBoy View Post
    What if she blows a hole?...
    He always travels with plugs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neo View Post
    Originally Posted by BaitongBoy
    Jaysus...Who needs instructions?...
    Well you know women right..? Cryptic fuckers sometimes eh..?
    Heh...


    Quote Originally Posted by Neo View Post
    Anyhoo... none of team TD's suggestions have worked so far.. obviously you lot have just been dating total sluts
    That's kinda what I meant...You won't get much help here...Nobody knows it all...And AnalAndy's gone...

    555...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    A barrel full of dicks?
    Not all are thumb suckers...

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    Take her to one of these and let her pig out..



    Sweet spaghetti and a drumstick, surely the way to her heart.


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    Fooking cold in Winnipeg...

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    whisper into her ear: kinukuha mo ba ang asno

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    kinukuha mo ba ang asno

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    Only English and Thai, Chico...You clown...

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    If you translate into English, it means the same thing

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    So translate it...

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    My Life is beautiful because of you.

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    That oughta do it...

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    One minute one minute.


    I gotta write that down.






    And copy n paste it to Misskit.

    Reckon I'd be in there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    One minute one minute.


    I gotta write that down.






    And copy n paste it to Misskit.

    Reckon I'd be in there.
    Think she's old enough to be your granny.

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    The thread title is all wrong.

    You prepared to support her extended family of hammock swingers? Could work out but from what I've seen, nope.

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    Kinukuha mo ba ang asno, Momo.

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