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    Socal, would you let Pattaya beach give Chaweng beach a hug and a kiss if they met each other?

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    I haven't read all 20 pages of this, so if it's been said before, sorry. Pattaya & Jomtien beaches support no life - no little crabs, molluscy things, worms etc. No life = polluted, and then some. One night I did see alone cuttlefish swimming along the shoreline - probably looking for it's next meal of discarded kebab. The sheer volume of friendly rats does add that touch of localwildlife tho.

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    ^Yeah a normal beach as the tide goes down you get to see holes with small piles of sand outside, they got live animals in those holes, crabs i think, crabs can eat rotting bodies, dead rotten flesh, poo of any description including human, seems the Pattaya and Jomtien ones just couldn't cope with all that lovely nutritious food

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    Quote Originally Posted by fridgemagnet
    no little crabs, molluscy things, worms etc
    Have to go inland a bit to find these critters.

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    Pattaya Beach - Pattaya - Reviews of Pattaya Beach - TripAdvisor

    Recent trip advisor reviews on Pattaya beach have been good. Most people say the beach is clean.

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    Now you mention it the only wildlife on the beach apart from the boys are rats thousands of them

    Not a crab in site or fish seen swimming around

    The sea food restaurants don't help its like pea soup under them

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii View Post
    Socal you are arguing with residents of Pattaya, who see the pollution day in day out.

    Do yourself a favour

    Stop making a cock out of yourself

    Try and get a photo of the right beach too, numb nuts


    maybe socal should go for a chopper ride on a sunny day take off his rose coloured glasses and look down its a fucken cesspit and sludge hole and easily seen where the sewer pipes come from old hotels

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    Too right! The smells in the very early morning are enough to drive you away to your own clean and fart-ridden swimming pool. It's well known, that when the winds blow from a prominent direction, turds and bog overflow can be seen swimming with the Russians in the Pattaya Bay. It can be slightly difficult to see what are turds and what are Russians, but that's the exciting fun of Pattaya Beach. For even bigger turds venture out to Jomtien Beach - an experience of a lifetime! Free, too!
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    In the 90's The Royal Cliff was one of the biggest offenders for turds in the sea, if you swam round the headland during one of their pumping out times you would be swimming with the turds.

    Another thing, lets say today we get 1inch of rain in Pattaya, the sea is the lowest point in Pattaya, where does water normally go?
    correct ..the runoffs r so clogged up with rubbish that they back up ...what gets thru straight into the ocean

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    Quote Originally Posted by corvettelover View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii View Post
    Socal you are arguing with residents of Pattaya, who see the pollution day in day out.

    Do yourself a favour

    Stop making a cock out of yourself

    Try and get a photo of the right beach too, numb nuts


    maybe socal should go for a chopper ride on a sunny day take off his rose coloured glasses and look down its a fucken cesspit and sludge hole and easily seen where the sewer pipes come from old hotels
    For 5000 baht, I would drink a pint of Pattaya beach water

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thaimato View Post
    Too right! The smells in the very early morning are enough to drive you away to your own clean and fart-ridden swimming pool. It's well known, that when the winds blow from a prominent direction, turds and bog overflow can be seen swimming with the Russians in the Pattaya Bay. It can be slightly difficult to see what are turds and what are Russians, but that's the exciting fun of Pattaya Beach. For even bigger turds venture out to Jomtien Beach - an experience of a lifetime! Free, too!
    Every beach town in the world has these issues and it's proven in the thread.

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    ^^ I'm sure we can have a TD whip round to make that happen!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil View Post
    ^^ I'm sure we can have a TD whip round to make that happen!
    Why are you up this late? Ladyboy stroll?

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    ^ I'm a nightowl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil View Post
    ^ I'm a nightowl.
    I'll want the waters to clear a bit if you Terry and some ladyboy had a Russian style 3 way on the beach the night before

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    Quote Originally Posted by socal View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by corvettelover View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii View Post
    Socal you are arguing with residents of Pattaya, who see the pollution day in day out.

    Do yourself a favour

    Stop making a cock out of yourself

    Try and get a photo of the right beach too, numb nuts


    maybe socal should go for a chopper ride on a sunny day take off his rose coloured glasses and look down its a fucken cesspit and sludge hole and easily seen where the sewer pipes come from old hotels
    For 5000 baht, I would drink a pint of Pattaya beach water
    OK Socal I will go the 5,000 Baht, you set the date & I will be there.
    I will start to sell tickets, This will be a big event.

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    Here Socal go for a swim at Pattaya beach.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratchaburi View Post
    Here Socal go for a swim at Pattaya beach.

    No worries Socal. All clean now. Must be true. Saw it on the internet.

    https://teakdoor.com/thailand-and-asi...ml#post3947478 (Swimming ban lifted in Pattaya – city has no long-term waste water solution)

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    Forgot about that SoCal plank. Whatever happened to him?

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    Obviously he was banned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cujo View Post
    Forgot about that SoCal plank. Whatever happened to him?
    He drank a pink of Pattaya seawater?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post
    pink of Pattaya seawater
    Whats a pink?

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    It's a lot like a pint...

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