To follow on from the Jimmy Page thread what celebs have you actually seen in Patts. Apart from regulars like Jimmy White, the author Stephen Leather and ones who live their like Brian Jacks i get the feeling Patts is a bit of a celeb free zone.
I saw Kate Moss at Bangkok airport about 2 years ago and i stumbled across Noel Gallagher and his missus on Koh Lanta or some bloke with a Manc accent who was the spitting image.