View Poll Results: Would you go for the night?

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    Thai swingers club - have you been?

    This swingers club is just down the road from me between Jomtien and Pattaya, so would you like to go?

    Taken from Their website.

    Welcome to Rama Kien "Couples Only" Lifestyle Resort
    Pattaya, Thailand

    Couples only Swing Party at the Poolside every
    Saturday and Wednesday
    Click here for details
    Rama Kien Resort is a couples only lifestyle swing resort in Pattaya, Thailand. Here, couples meet couples in the privacy of our secluded area to make dreams come true.

    We offer a no pressure environment where you can explore your phantasies.

    Quietly situated between Jomtien and Pattaya, this small swingers lifestyle resort offers 15 rooms. All rooms are situated around the pool and have airconditioner, TV, refridgerator and all you need to make your stay as comfortable and pleasant as possible.

    Rama Kien Lifestyle Resort offers the opportunity to spend exiting clothes optional lifestyle holidays in Thailand, in and around the pool and evenings discovering the delights of Pattaya and Jomtien Beach with its many bars and restaurants.


    Swing party every Saturday and every Wednesday at the poolside

    At Rama Kien we organize couples only poolside parties twice a week. The Saturday party starts in the late afternoon. You are invited to relax at the pool, enjoy our bar, chat, "play" or simply do nothing. Our buffet starts at 7pm and we close the door at 10 pm, the same time as we start our dress-code where people slip into something sexy, a towel or simply nothing. What happens then is only limited by your imagination. The cover charges for this event are 600 Baht. For this (small) amount you get:
    - Use of all facilities of our resort: Pool, bar, sauna, play room, etc
    - 2 welcome drinks of your choice (excluded mix drinks)
    - Buffet
    - A chance to meet new people
    - Just a great time
    Our wednesday evening parties are almost the same, with a few differences:
    - We only serve Buffet if there are enough couples or on request
    - We have a dress code (slippers only) from 9pm
    - We close at 1am
    Therefore, the charges are 600 Baht if there is a Buffet, 300 Baht if there isn't which will then cover the use of the facilities and 2 welcome drinks.
    For both parties our rules are simple:
    - Only couples allowed
    - No camera's
    - Respect each other (No is No)
    This way, everybody can enjoy the way they want.
    Bonus: every 10th visit free admission or 1 night stay at the resort for free !!!!

    Swingers Lifestyle Hotel and Resort - Pattaya, Thailand, Asia

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    A Brit was arrested up in Isaan for running a swing club as it made the country look immoral. I guess its ok if its Thai run.

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    no doubt populated by fat old men and some small thai slappers...

    euw.

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    What does "couple" mean?

    I'd have to bring my own bird?

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    ^You could take your boyfriend I suppose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    Rama Kien Lifestyle Resort offers the opportunity to spend exiting clothes optional lifestyle holidays in Thailand
    Yes, exiting clothes is a priority for me also but I'm sure they mean exciting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    no doubt populated by fat old men and some small thai slappers...

    euw.
    Ignorant simpleton.

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    It doesn't say anything about shagging? Is there shagging? Why does it always have to be about lifestyle, why do they never say "shagging and blowjobs" club? I'm all for a bit of casual sex but these clubs always make it seem both sordid AND boring. The thought of "slippers only" after 9pm doesn't do much for my libido either. A bunch of sex-crazed middle-aged people in towels and slippers is not going to make my dreams come true unless the dress-code also allows me to carry a machine-gun.
    Last edited by DrB0b; 13-01-2009 at 05:54 PM.
    The Above Post May Contain Strong Language, Flashing Lights, or Violent Scenes.

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    I'm not going, no way would I ever risk it!

    Knowing my luck we would probably get paired up with the bloke with the 12 inch slong and his bird with her tits pointing towards the antarctic.

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    ^^ really?

    explain then. bored housewives of ppl like cmn?

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    There used to be one up Siam Country club, free for couples and single women, but single blokes had to pay 2,000 baht to enter (so i was told!!!!!).

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    what a nice way to meet new friends eh.

    Is this legal here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by enoch wasright
    Is this legal here?
    Legality isn't usually an issue in Thailand.

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    Just keep an 'open mind' and everything else open as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    exiting clothes optional
    it does still make sense actually. I think the spelling mistake is:

    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    (slippers only) from 9pm
    should read slappers

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    Sounds like an ideal venue for Herman the German mit de Big Belly and his latest mia noi and her ''children'

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    I never really understood why you want to go to a swingers club. Do you just pick up an ugly, cheap whore and hope you're lucky enough to exchange it with a hot MILF ?
    There must definetely be better ways to have a bit of a change in your lovelife..

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    ^Some blokes just like watching their misses get fcuked by other blokes for some strange reason, but each to their own.

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    How the feck did I miss this place??? Well, it did take me 3 trips just to find Kinaree...

    There's something erotic about banging another bloke's bird while he's watching... Doesn't matter if she's a slapper or not... Just another kink...

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    Quote Originally Posted by plorf View Post
    I never really understood why you want to go to a swingers club. Do you just pick up an ugly, cheap whore and hope you're lucky enough to exchange it with a hot MILF ?
    There must definetely be better ways to have a bit of a change in your lovelife..
    Most whores are MILFs

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrB0b
    people in towels and slippers is not going to make my dreams come true
    Just imagine how exiting it could be if everyone drop their towels and only kept their slippers on.
    Unless you have a foot fetish.

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    Another thai forum I hang on had an anonymous user make a swingers request on it about 3 years ago.

    I don't mind admitting that I and few others were a little curious at the audacity and directness but didn't PM the guy as I was out of the country and a little spooked by it.
    Time passed.
    Then 3 weeks ago I hooked up with some of the local expat bikers for a road trip.
    After we'd arrived back in town and hit the bars the subject of the swinging couple came up. One of the roguish bikers, admitted that his curiousity had gotten the better of him and he'd gone ahead and PM'd the guy and met up with him, and his stunning swinging thai wife to see what was next...
    The night proceeded as follows...
    Despite being on his own the dude, who will remain nameless, met up with them in some bar there.
    At first the swinger couple were a bit reluctant at a single bloke on his own.
    But they were both young and 'nice people' (in his words).
    After the drinks got going he was egged on to entice a local Thai cashier at the bar back to their place so as to swing proper.
    He tried but once the swinger groove was laid out for her, the cashier said no way and at the end of the night my buddy figured that was that.
    But the Brit guy said that he knew and trusted him well enough to 'swing' with his missus so off they went home together.
    At this point we were all ears and keen to hear the nitty gritty, as this was pretty dynamite sht, even for some of the jaded expats who'd whored their way from north to south!
    The thai babe, recalled, was a nymphomaniac and hungry for the man so there was no time to be a shrinking violet.
    When they got back to the Swingers nest (a house) the swinger dude laid down the 'rules' (basically most stuff goes with a johnny on, but no guy touching).
    My buddy agreed whole heartedly and grooved on in there
    The next morning he's got a raging headache and at his bedside is the naked swinger dude with a viagra in hand!
    The swinger dudes thai missus is ready for round 2! :O
    When he finally left the house in the afternoon, legs probably still a-wobble, the swingers saw him to the door keen for him to return the next night! :O
    He was so fcked and shook up by the experience he was a bit rattled about returning to the swingers nest and, despite their many phonecalls and texts, never contacted them again.
    I asked him if he was put off from ever 'swinging' again by that one time and he couldn't give a straight answer as it was too complex to decide whether it was a good thing or bad looking back.

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    ^ You'd have to avoid the sonic boom from the belly rolls flopping around when most male expats / tourists drop their towels... Disgusting how some people let themselves go...

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    I'm far too old fashioned for all this kind of shit.

    Not that I am embarrased by my own physical appearance but for me the experience of sex/ love making/ shaging/ whatever you want to call it is a very personal experience to be shared by 2 people.

    Plus the sight of another man's erect todger doesn't really appeal to me............. unless he's got that 2.5 million quid in his hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy
    for me the experience of sex/ love making/ shaging/ whatever you want to call it is a very personal experience to be shared by 2 people and a badger.
    Me too.

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