Proof that U can love Pattaya not for the whores.

[David48atTD]

Here is Switch and Fondles ideal woman. No need to skip the big mack.

What big hands they have

https://www.pattayaunlimited.com/wp-...s-kathoeys.jpg

Mind you, I thought the person on the right was a Lassie.

[Backspin]

BS...Why don't you save the airfare and holiday costs and just buy a big bike? .

First off I owned a Yamaha R6 for a few years. But. You get your nuts ripped off, you might lose your job (if you license is part of it) and your insurance rates go up if you get a speeding ticket. Plus in a place like Canada, the bike sits in storage for most of the year because the weather is shit.

So if Im going on a holiday anyway, and i need to get around, and it doesn't matter if you get speeding tickets, why wouldn't I want to rent a bike ?

I know how to ride and if I die, it wont be my fault

hookers

So you've never had an experience with them ?

[AntRobertson]

I know how to ride and if I die, it wont be my fault

You really are just a pathetic man-child aren't you.

[Stumpy]

I know how to ride and if I die, it wont be my fault

The problem here is it won't be your fault as you said but you will die and they won't treat you unless you cough up a CC or load of cash. I have witnessed numerous westerner asshats zip through town on R6s and R1s and they are playing Russian roulette.

I get your point about bikes in storage. I had an R1 and GSXR 750 R and winter would come and they sat.

I, like you, can ride and have 2 Motos here but I would never rent or ride in Pattaya safer to catch a Songteuw or a Tuk Tuk.

[aging one]

and it doesn't matter if you get speeding tickets

Yes it does. But you will just leave and not worry about the fine. Which will have to be paid by the person or company you rented the bike through. Once again showing what a low life you are.

[David48atTD]

I... locals started going to G Clubs for their fun instead ...

Damm you HW ... now another thing on my bucket list

[Backspin]

The problem here is it won't be your fault as you said but you will die and they won't treat you unless you cough up a CC or load of cash. I have witnessed numerous westerner asshats zip through town on R6s and R1s and they are playing Russian roulette.

I get your point about bikes in storage. I had an R1 and GSXR 750 R and winter would come and they sat.

I, like you, can ride and have 2 Motos here but I would never rent or ride in Pattaya safer to catch a Songteuw or a Tuk Tuk.

I meant that in jest of course. What I mean is , I take riding big bikes very seriously. I am not riding around like an oblivious idiot. I know the kind of ppl you are talking about. I'm not one of those idiots

[Backspin]

Yes it does. But you will just leave and not worry about the fine. Which will have to be paid by the person or company you rented the bike through. Once again showing what a low life you are.

I just pay my tickets before I leave. And I have an intl drivers lic. Costs less to get one than the fine for not having one

[aging one]

I just pay my tickets before I leave. And I have an intl drivers lic. Costs less to get one than the fine for not having one

Sure you did. How and where did you pay the fine? Googler and bull shitter extraordinaire.

[panama hat]

Skidmark or Fluke - who is the bigger liar?

[Headworx]

What big hands they have

Yeah anyone that didn't clock that pair immediately as being kathoeys needs glasses.

Damm you HW ... now another thing on my bucket list

Try eating spare-ribs for your first time before getting really adventurous and pulling up a stump at somewhere like the Kinnaree or Camel Toe

[Fondles]

First off I owned a Yamaha R6 for a few years.

How cute, have you ever owned a Big Bike ?

[aging one]

No one takes any notice of the red lights anyway , may as well just have green and yellow

Here is a lie. One more to add to the pile. I do and I reckon most every member of this board that lives in Thailand does. I am gonna venture a guess here. You cant drive can you?

[Fondles]

I just pay my tickets before I leave. And I have an intl drivers lic. Costs less to get one than the fine for not having one

What about red light and speed camera fines ?

[cyrille]

You cant drive can you?

That'll be why he's one of the legion of fans who can never make it to ant's place as promised.

[Stumpy]

What about red light and speed camera fines ?

In fairness Fondles, Cameras usually cannot determine the license plate number due to the cameras poor resolution. Add to that most riders do a license plate mod where they tuck them up underneath the rear cowl. . Not that I know anything about it or have done it on my motos....

[Fondles]

In fairness Fondles, Cameras usually cannot determine the license plate number due to the cameras poor resolution. Add to that most riders do a license plate mod where they tuck them up underneath the rear cowl. . Not that I know anything about it or have done it on my motos....

Yeah I forget bout the "tail tidy".

Red light cams do take excellent pics of my rear number plate on me truck.

[Backspin]

Sure you did. How and where did you pay the fine? Googler and bull shitter extraordinaire.

I don't remember what I did. But I did pay them ! I remember someone convinced me to just pay them.

It was never about the cost of tickets. Just that you don't get points against your license

[Backspin]

What about red light and speed camera fines ?

Never paid them.

[Stumpy]

Red light cams do take excellent pics of my rear number plate on me truck.

Yeah I have a few. Most the front was clear like it was 1080p. The rear not so clear. I am seeing more and more where they have "gently" rubbed off just enough black paint on the plate lettering making them virtually impossible to determine. Also some have placed a reflective plastic license plate cover and the Camera cannot see the plate number. Again not that I am using any of those tactics as I am a law abiding speeder..

[Switch]

I'm not one of those idiots

But according to you, speeding tickets don’t matter in Thailand? Speeding is an offense for very good reason, so you are, in fact, exactly one of those idiots who ignores laws, because they don’t apply to you.

Morons like you cause accidents because you ignore the rules for driving safely. Check your rear view mirror occasionally, and witness the carnage behind you. Muppet.

[Switch]

I just have no idea.

..... nailed it.

[aging one]

Originally Posted by Paleo Robbie
No one takes any notice of the red lights anyway , may as well just have green and yellow

Here is a lie. One more to add to the pile. I do and I reckon most every member of this board that lives in Thailand does. I am gonna venture a guess here. You cant drive can you?

Not at traffic lights on pedestrian crossings they dont stop for red lights or on small roads where thees nothing coming in the other direction
Try pressing a traffic light and see how many cars stop when its on red ?
Very few would stop if no ones crossing and eeven after theyve walked across the road, the cars would go drive on when the light is still on red

Changed the goal posts and did not answer the question presented. Still a liar. Your MO which will see the mods patience wear thin and see you back in the clink.

[aging one]

In Thailand, a red light means slow down a bit and see if you can jump the red light without crashing into someone else

To you Flake to you. Damn I forgot I dont waste time on you..

[Loy Toy]

In Thailand, a red light means slow down a bit and see if you can jump the red light without crashing into someone else

Fuck off idiot.