How's the missus!:rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by AntRobertson
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How's the missus!:rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by AntRobertson
It's a rather long (and sad, and pathetic) story but, in a nutshell: our friend Seekingasylum here (formerly known as 'thegent') tried to take some sausages into a BKK bar/dining establishment; was denied; threw a tanty and got all shouty on the BTS over it; flounced from the shame and came back in this new guise.Quote:
Originally Posted by jimbobs
I'm not really doing the full story justice so you can see the whole sad yet highly amusing debacle here: https://teakdoor.com/members-famous-t...otal-shit.html
It is rightly filed in the 'Famous Threads' forum. :D
Green owed Ant.. cheers bro.
Finally, now I get it... all you jokers talking about "the Gent" here and there...got me all confused... (being the dimwit that I am)
Then talk of sausages - I'm thinking it's code for willy... ahhh I was thinking you were poofs... very relieved to know you are not bum bandits...
I've got to have over 100 posts to view it
Something to look forward to
Thanks Ant
Ah, bugger! Sorry fella I didn't think about that.Quote:
Originally Posted by jimbobs
Have a visit when you get there though. Well worth the read and it makes all of his current proclamations on Thailand and his own superior intellect all the more amusing. :)
For the sake of accuracy, a concept with which the ANTipodean boy is somewhat unfamiliar, the incident arose when my Thai wife tried to enter an establishment here in Bangkok with some groceries but was prevented from doing so by a monkey on the door who gesticulated with his paws at the sign which stated no food was to be brought in from outside and consumed on the premises. The fact that the items were inedible in their then uncooked state didn't seem to matter to him and he remained impervious to argument.
The rest is history but a theme often returned to by the less imaginative of the fora, particularly the ANTipodean who has only recently been released from jail following a long penance for being a priggish and somewhat tedious arsehole.
You missed the bit about you yelling obscenities about Thai people on the BTS on the way home in revenge.Quote:
Originally Posted by Seekingasylum
The Gent- The sausage go too man particularly specializing in weiners and cock tails.
Here's the gist of the story;Quote:
Originally Posted by jimbobs
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Get your 100 posts in ASAP, this is 24K comedy GOLD!!.
^ Brilliant summary!
I'm laughing my head off here I thought it was just me that could not stand the tit
Climbed out of your funk hole, have we now LT?Quote:
Originally Posted by Loy Toy
Not too frightened to emerge from behind your wife's shadow lest those big, bad, nasty men gave you one up your fundament and had you quivering in fear for 6 months because you are really just a little pussy boy?
har, har.
I'm gonna send all you geezers some green treats for xmas... (not the digital kind wink wink).... ya dig?
Snoop Dogg – Keep Calm and Smoke Weed :439:
(And a pound of hellers sausages for when ya get ze munchies)
Though to be fair, since you were the one regaling us with this death-defying tale of fearlessness I rather suspect that you may have slightly exaggerated and perhaps it was more like mumbling and spitting incoherently into your lap.Quote:
Originally Posted by kingwilly
Please show me where it says that in this summary ?Quote:
Originally Posted by SeekingasylumWhat on earth happened to my " go fuck your father you little queer " riposte?Quote:
Originally Posted by kingwilly
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Originally Posted by Seekingasylum
... Yeah, it doesn't get any better for you with the retelling.Quote:
Originally Posted by Seekingasylum
:rofl:
I can see you fellas really enjoy bullying SA don't cha?
It's also amusing when genticle's thin veneer of pseudo-intellectualism and superiority slips and reveals the chav beneath, resplendent in all its Burberry clad 'your wife's a whore!', 'Ur A fAG!', and 'go fuck your mother!' glory.Quote:
Originally Posted by Seekingasylum
:D
... Yeah. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by NZdick1983
To be fair he asks for it though.
haha... all goodies... :aus:
genticles ,I had completely forgotton about your escapade in the nigerian ghetto of lower sukhumvit :rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Seekingasylum
you are taking it all too personally - the pompous old git is quite amusing if you learn to interpret his excited ravings with the correct amount of care factorQuote:
Originally Posted by jimbobs
One is always amused by them when they herd together like a pack of soi dogs snapping away at their quarry.Quote:
Originally Posted by NZdick1983
Occasionally, it's nice to throw a bone from time to time and watch those little hind legs cocking for a piss in between their bum sniffing and dick licking exchanges.
Still, it is the lower end and one can't really expect much from what is essentially a blue collar demographic featuring artisans and little suburban drag-ups like poor old Ant trying their utmost to convince all they are not really mediocrities personified.
Oh noes, I sense another flounce! :D
Actually that reminds me... After your last shame induced flounce, running away with the collective echo of the forums laugh ringing in your ears, and reappearance in current guise the PM's you'd sent me inviting me to 'go fuck your mother' and whatnot automatically changed over to your new user name.
Which was also funny. You can't escape your own history. :D
You really are a weird little fucker, aren't you?
No wonder you had all that trouble.
I am? And yet I'm not the one that has sausage troubles or sends unsolicited PM's to other posters about carnal relations with their parents.
I rather think your judgment is a bit suspect on that one. :D