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    One would think the sick old fuk up would actually post up something useful instead of his constant and consistent pathetic rants against the Thais. ?

    He can never ever escape the fact that he is the ultimate loser because he is residing in their country and amongst people who he looks down upon.

    Fookin loser Seeking-Ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KenStone View Post


    I often joke with the prettiest beer-bar gals & ask if they are from Buriram...about 80% of the prettiest ones are.

    My wife is from Surin, next door.
    God bless Thai girls, about it really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KenStone
    No idea what the military has to do with it.
    Just rambling, man...Special Forces...Special Purpose...

    I had a lady friend in Korea who would ask me, "What is your purpose for being here?"...

    I laughed when I heard that one since it seemed so contrived...

    So, what is your purpose for being here?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57 View Post
    ^

    Thing is,

    In Thailand there are plenty of retards who would shag a Soi dog in the arse so Fat horrible slappers get a start from these lot.

    No need for us respectable Gentleman to go there huh.
    I tried the Black Pearl once......walked in back & two VERY OBESE German guys had a couple gals up on the concrete tables next to the pool.

    Scared me & I ain't scared of nuthin'!!!

    BIG GIANT FAT GUYS, shagging some RUFF-looking females where I could see them.....I left.

    My rose colored glasses got scarred for life that day......WTF though? Such shit as that is what makes Pattaya.......PATTAYA!

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57
    God bless Thai girls, about it really
    Cheers for that one...

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    Quote Originally Posted by KenStone View Post


    My rose colored glasses got scarred for life that day......WTF though? Such shit as that is what makes Pattaya.......PATTAYA!

    Everyone to their own gig huh, I fukin hate the place myself.

    That said, it's a free world so live and let live.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaitongBoy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by KenStone
    No idea what the military has to do with it.
    Just rambling, man...Special Forces...Special Purpose...

    I had a lady friend in Korea who would ask me, "What is your purpose for being here?"...

    I laughed when I heard that one since it seemed so contrived...

    So, what is your purpose for being here?...
    I would laugh too!!! "lemme show ya Honey!"

    I saw The Jerk in 1982 or so on VHS. It always stuck with me because it had pretty much happened to me.

    ======
    Yeah I did 14 years Florida Army National Guard (joined when I was 17), 8 years full-time as a maintenance puke before I went to work for the company that makes the HMMWV a Field Service Rep.

    I went to some hairy places, but did it on an expense report from a Sheraton thank GOD!

    Places I actually worried about getting killed by some guy on the street were Sanaa, Dhaka & East Timor....Worst were Iraq & Afghanistan as I couldn't even get a drink there.

    Best were Thailand, Argentina & Mexico.

    I've known the soon-to-be-retiring RTMC Chief Warrant maintenance officer in Sattahip since 1999. Great guy!

    ============

    I once contemplated going to Ranger school when I was about 20 & said, "Aw F&ck that."

    So, no, I have no Special Forces, just a Special Purpose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57 View Post

    Fooked off home and had a shag.
    Bet your arse was well sore this morning!

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by KenStone View Post


    My rose colored glasses got scarred for life that day......WTF though? Such shit as that is what makes Pattaya.......PATTAYA!

    Everyone to their own gig huh, I fukin hate the place myself.

    That said, it's a free world so live and let live.
    It's a FANTASTIC place to blow off some steam after (insert reason here).

    LIVING in Pattaya....Tried it a couple times.

    Last time was the worst. Nosy neighbors w/barking poodles, boom boxes, soi dogs, cops extorting imaginary fines.

    It FINALLY dawned on me that it's great for a vacation for a couple weeks, and I HATE living in a Nanny country, but in rural Georgia, it's quiet, and that's nice.

    Last time I was in rural Isaan, the wife's Aunt (who nobody had seen in 40 years) was brought home for a funeral.

    Speakers 20 feet tall BLARING 20 hours a day for 4 days, and it had no sooner finished than a wedding kicked off down the street = they just moved the speakers 100 yards away for another 3 days.

    Complete absence of logic.

    YET, I still miss the place & will always go back.....Wait! I just read somewhere that being a sadist is now illegal in Thailand!!!!!

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    Mate we have a poster on here called " Seeking-Ass ", he was a " Special Child " apparently.

    Could you use your " Special Purpose " to sort that bastard out ?

    Take him out the back and use some of your Military moves to put the old bastard into outer space would be nice.

    Ta.

    You two would be around the same age so it would be a fair match.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KenStone View Post

    .Wait! I just read somewhere that being a sadist is now illegal in Thailand!!!!!
    Oh don't be fookin silly mate,

    They're s No rules in Thailand and that's why us farang like it.

    Take the Poster " Icearse " up above

    His special purpose in life is to be a complete and utter fookin shit stain but we still let him post here.

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    Pu-lease??? Seeking Ass????????

    Here it's called Booty Hunter.

    Have a look at for a quick laugh.

    It's about rednecks in Georgia.

    Next time I hit the TQ I plan to bring a half dozen of those hats to pass out as party favors.

    ==========
    In the TQ one hot afternoon......A waitress (with big knockers) was complaining about how her back hurt.

    My buddy was there & I got her right in front of him, telling her how to fix it was to touch her elbows behind her back.

    We then proceeded to interview damned near every girl there & see if she could touch her elbows behind her back.

    We took turns ogling titties.

    We got up to about girl #18 or so before they realized what we were doing.



    I miss Pattaya.........

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    " Seeking-ass " used to sell himself down on Walking street to the mincing old Pomgolian poovs who could not score in " Boyzstown ".

    He retired last year, his sphincter had prolapsed and the Poovs wanted their money back because his arse was so sloppy, Seeking-ass was enjoying the backdoor action more than they were.

    So now the crusty old coont just gives Blow Jobs for play money.

    Funny thing is, he did not go far, he now lives in a gated community in Pattaya with his " Wingman." ??????

    You can't miss him mate, he's the gimp crawling down Walking street with 5 dildos hangin out of his arse.

    When you see him tell him Terry57 said hello.

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57 View Post
    ^

    " Seeking-ass " used to sell himself down on Walking street to the mincing old Pomgolian poovs who could not score in " Boyzstown ".

    He retired last year, his sphincter had prolapsed and the Poovs wanted their money back because his arse was so sloppy, Seeking-ass was enjoying the backdoor action more than they were.

    So now the crusty old coont just gives Blow Jobs for play money.

    Funny thing is, he did not go far, he now lives in a gated community in Pattaya with his " Wingman." ??????

    You can't miss him mate, he's the gimp crawling down Walking street with 5 dildos hangin out of his arse.

    When you see him tell him Terry57 said hello.

    Is he related to Marmite? Sounds like it.

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    Actually,

    Brothers from a different mother but virtually identical in their rants regarding the Thais.

    They would never of got on in real life though, Marmite seemed a tad more human than Seeking-ass.

    Another difference was that Marmite had a Midget and seeking-ass has a Wingman.

    Marmite was fat coont though but now he is not.

    Did you know that.

    Fooked off to KK as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57 View Post
    ^

    Actually,

    Brothers from a different mother but virtually identical in their rants regarding the Thais.

    They would never of got on in real life though, Marmite seemed a tad more human than Seeking-ass.

    Another difference was that Marmite had a Midget and seeking-ass has a Wingman.

    Marmite was fat coont though but now he is not.

    Did you know that.

    Fooked off to KK as well.
    Is KK Koh Kong?

    I love forums with guys that can laugh.

    Marmite was just a slagging match. Just wish all could be cool on forums.

    Glad I bumped into you Terry. You have a sense of humor & don't want to argue every other breath.

    Where's old Bucket-Head (guy w/ all the buckets on his avatar)?

    F&cker came drank a shitload of my beer one day & promised me a call for a BBQ....Ain't heard from da' nigga YET!

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    Na,

    khon khan,

    Fuker bolted down there, to many Thais in Udon apparently.

    Yep, LT is still around. One of the good guys.

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    Terry doesn't have a sense of humour he's just mentally retarded.


    Quote Originally Posted by KenStone View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by terry57 View Post
    ^

    Actually,

    Brothers from a different mother but virtually identical in their rants regarding the Thais.

    They would never of got on in real life though, Marmite seemed a tad more human than Seeking-ass.

    Another difference was that Marmite had a Midget and seeking-ass has a Wingman.

    Marmite was fat coont though but now he is not.

    Did you know that.

    Fooked off to KK as well.
    Is KK Koh Kong?

    I love forums with guys that can laugh.

    Marmite was just a slagging match. Just wish all could be cool on forums.

    Glad I bumped into you Terry. You have a sense of humor & don't want to argue every other breath.

    Where's old Bucket-Head (guy w/ all the buckets on his avatar)?

    F&cker came drank a shitload of my beer one day & promised me a call for a BBQ....Ain't heard from da' nigga YET!

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    ^ Thats why you lot get on then...

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    Snub now that's Bizarre coming from you.


    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    ^ Thats why you lot get on then...

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57 View Post

    My handbag was saying, " relax Terry " as I was having a Psychiatric moment.
    Seems to happen all too often, with or without 'handbag' - nice name for a partner, btw, tewwy.

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    Yes,

    My Handbag is a really great girl Stroll, I reckon she would even like you.

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    Good to see you are all still good mates, chatting away as buddies do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57 View Post
    ^

    The really fuked up part is that the western bint can keep themselves tidy if they wanted too.

    Thing is, so many just left themselves morph into hideous obese beasts.

    Nasty and unnecessary I say, The Government should pass a " Fat legislation " where euthanasia is enforced on a male or female when they reaches the golden weight.
    So says our intrepid Ocker with a face like a geriatric pudendum.

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    You buy them drinkee and they lub u no shit! Don't worry about the young lads, they are just visiting.

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