you do protest way too much
sad boring cnut really.
you do protest way too much
sad boring cnut really.
Now, we don't want him to flip over to TV and blacken our reputation here like the artist formerly known as thegent...
Hell, he might come back in FullMetalAsylum...
I noticed this about 30 years ago
^Heh...
There are more on the way, a never ending supply of Hansom Man going to land on Robinson Crewso paradise Island.
^Crusoe was damned near alone, save for his bumboy, Friday...
Why are there so many young girls working in Pattaya
^To cater to all the young (and middle aged and old) guys on the prowl might be a fair guess.
Sorted...That wasn't too hard...
I'm in Georgia these days. I have a 41 year old Thai wife (married 14 years - I'm 48) here.
She'd still 99 lbs and pretty after 2 kids.
Pretty sure she's the only Asian within a hundred miles & the local guys GAWK at her.
Most women here are rather ROUGH (RUFF!) to look at.
They are mostly obese and have the sense of style of a mule......AND are just as bloodthirsty for your wallet as a Thai girl.
Wild horses couldn't force me back to my days of chasing farang women, and I pity the poor fuckers that have never traveled, and end up married to some sweaty orange-haired hog.
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I've been whoring all over the world since I was 16 and there has always been an even mix of young/old everywhere I went. Even Pattaya
Me too.
My first was in Honduras when I was 15.
Pop was quite the Traveling Man & had hauled me down there when I was 12 & tried to explain it all. I was just hitting puberty & couldn't really pop a nut.
He put 20 year old "Angel" on me to show me the ropes. I was SCARED OUT OF MY WITS!!!!!!
We were at Tela Beach & she popped out of the shower with 36D titties hanging, and told me to take off my clothes and lay on the bed.
I'm sure I would've figured it all out, but went back at 15, took a gal to the room, did as Angel had told me to do, and WOW!
First time I ever popped one was DEEP inside a twat.
I often wonder/worry/pity?????? guys that found out their Special Purpose by jacking off.
I'm 48 now & my 17 year old nephew told me he thought he had INVENTED jacking off when he discovered it.
Poor kid.
Well, thanks for those erudite comments fellas...
Heh...Love that image...Probably just as dangerous as a razorback, too...Originally Posted by KenStone
Try it sometime...Unless you have no hands...But you might need glasses soon...Originally Posted by KenStone
And what is your Special Purpose?...You a military boy?...
Heh...
They are ALL dangerous Bro.
It used to be a 3 mile walk thru the woods to my buddy's house when I was a kid.
A little piglet came running out of the bushes in front of me. I thought "That's a cute fucker!" and scooped him up. He squalled like hell.
Momma hog with orange hair came. Fairly dangerous old gal. Luckily I only weighed about 70 lbs at the time and that tiny pine tree supported my weight.
I had the unfortunate experience the other night to meet up with an Ex best mate in Bangkok. He gained my Email and said he would be in Bangkok and would like to meet for a beer.
Whatever, I had not seen him for 15 years.
So the handbag and myself front up at his swish hotel and there he is sitting there with his Western bint who I hate to say was quite fookin scary in the looks department and would of gained a job as a cruise ships anchor.
So as the night goes on and numerous Chang classics consumed we had an altercation that could of easily escalated into violence after this bastard starts bringing up shit that went down 15 fuking years ago. ?????
His bints eyes near on popped out of her head as I stood ranting at him, I'm quite happy to say I will never be seeing that bastard or his ugly fat Biatch ever again.
Another great night out.
My handbag was saying, " relax Terry " as I was having a Psychiatric moment.
Great girl my handbag, fookin ripper.
Fooked off home and had a shag.
I swear, I have seen a grand total of about 8 farang American women in the past year & a half in Georgia that do not fit into that picture.
I lived in Thailand for 11 years off & on, and Kuwait for a long time too.
I sometimes wish the women here would wear veils...They all either look like they are on crack, or look like they need a mahout to drive them down the candy aisle.
^
The really fuked up part is that the western bint can keep themselves tidy if they wanted too.
Thing is, so many just left themselves morph into hideous obese beasts.
Nasty and unnecessary I say, The Government should pass a " Fat legislation " where euthanasia is enforced on a male or female when they reaches the golden weight.
Had my pal Chuck come over for his honeymoon.....His wife's mother is Thai. Chuck's wife is LARGE & looks Thai but can barely say Sawatdee.
We hit Walking Street.
By-God Chuck was NOT getting out of her sight!!!
I had absolutely NOTHING nefarious planned. I'd known them both for 20+ years by then & knew Chuck was just married.
I just wanted to go get ripped (drunk) at a titty bar with him was all.
I had my wife with me & she was cool with it & was going baby-sit the fat American whiner for us......AWWWW HELL NO!
She was scared to be-Jesus he might see a titty.
Last time I saw them about a year ago she's up around 300 lbs... and that's no exaggeration.
She's about 42 now. Will probably be dead when she's 60 or younger.
I guess some folks like bigger women?
I don't.
^
Thing is,
In Thailand there are plenty of retards who would shag a Soi dog in the arse so Fat horrible slappers get a start from these lot.
No need for us respectable Gentleman to go there huh.
That's exactly what I thought...Laughed out loud...Fooking funny how some gents see themselves...Originally Posted by terry57
I used to travel a lot & got stuck working with this psycho retired US Army Vietnam Ranger guy.......I HATED him at first, but he grew on me.
Ranger Bill was quite the character.
He DID NOT LIKE skinny women.
About 6 of us were hung over & jet-lagged like hell, trying to have breakfast in Korea (Taegue?) when he started bragging about his pull the night before.....we'd only been there about 10 hours.
Said she was FAT, the way he liked 'em, and went into explaining how he had to help her in the shower, "Because fat women got them fat arms ya see? They can't reach around into those cracks all up in that belly fat and wash very good....."
I was sitting next to him, about to puke, and scooted over a chair over away from him.
There's no shortage of scary looking slappers in Asia, but there IS a huge shortage of hot nubile women in the USA, something Pattaya has in abundance.
I often joke with the prettiest beer-bar gals & ask if they are from Buriram...about 80% of the prettiest ones are.
My wife is from Surin, next door.
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2002 or so I was on Pattaya N. Road. 2 gals that looked OK were in the back of a pickup in front of me. I was 35 at the time.
They were making BJ motions at me.... Sorry, but that'll never happen to a guy in the USA unless he's Brad Pitt or has just won the lottery.
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