Cant Help Falling In Love....Save A Whore Syndrome

[bobo746]

Follow your dick mate,what could possibly go wrong.

[Pragmatic]

The chlamydia, was the last straw though.

You went bare back with a whore?

[Dillinger]

^ And you've never, after a few beers ?

[bobo746]

^ I should be weight watcher of the year.

[Pragmatic]

And you've never, after a few beers ?

No. I ain't that stupid and I wouldn't be that pissed. And I'm sure I speak for the whore too.

[Pragmatic]

Has the OP run away?

[pseudolus]

Has the OP run away?

Maybe he is spending his time with his cam-girl who also loves him. A lot. Honest.

[nidhogg]

And you've never, after a few beers ?

And I'm sure I speak for the whore too.

Foolish to believe that.

[Dandyhole]

The chlamydia, was the last straw though.

You went bare back with a whore?

Only anal though, never pussy

[Gravesend Dave]

And you've never, after a few beers ?

No. I ain't that stupid and I wouldn't be that pissed. And I'm sure I speak for the whore too.

You ain't been pissed in the true sense of the word with a tasty tart next to you then.

It is stupid but shit happens!

[KEVIN2008]

[Scottish Gary]

Thanks for all the advice you cheeky bastards ha ha I would have replied sooner but im stuck on an oil rig and we lost our internet connection for a few days.
Love is a losing game as the song goes but some always seem to lose more than others but hey ho as long as you have your health, your sanity and a roof over your head then your doing ok in my book.

[kingwilly]

Aye up.

[Gravesend Dave]

Thanks for all the advice you cheeky bastards ha ha I would have replied sooner but im stuck on an oil rig and we lost our internet connection for a few days.
Love is a losing game as the song goes but some always seem to lose more than others but hey ho as long as you have your health, your sanity and a roof over your head then your doing ok in my book.

Do your own thing Gary you are your own Governor!

[pseudolus]

So anyway, do not forget that the reason you pay prostitutes is so that after you have sated your passion, they piss off with no need to feel all romantic and bad about it. They know the score as do you if you really think about it. Get yourself one who does not sell her cunny if you feel that this is the time to settle down....again....

However, as you are whoring, perhaps you do not really want to settle down so therefore, stick to the whoring, and forget all daftness of saving a prossie.

Here is my suggestion - email her saying you get turned on hearing and seeing what she does with other blokes when you are offshore, and ask her for lots of lurid details and pictures. Then see how much you love her when you see the pictures of her grinning face covered in gentlemans relish clutching a 1000 baht note, or the snail trail creeping out of her gash box.

Romantic, heh?

[VocalNeal]

OP next time you are "home" ask for a volume discount, see how much the price will come down. Then have a rethink when you are building up steam on the rig.

[offshore jojo]

it must be contagious I got same same problem....
ooooy your not alone .

[Looper]

do not forget that the reason you pay prostitutes is so that after you have sated your passion, they piss off with no need to feel all romantic and bad about it

Unless you are an ugly fat fuck in which case the reason you pay prostitutes is because otherwise nobody would have sex with you.

[Cujo]

You should buy them houses, that'll save them from a life debasing themselves.

[Scottish Gary]

Here is my suggestion - email her saying you get turned on hearing and seeing what she does with other blokes when you are offshore, and ask her for lots of lurid details and pictures. Then see how much you love her when you see the pictures of her grinning face covered in gentlemans relish clutching a 1000 baht note, or the snail trail creeping out of her gash box.

Romantic, heh?

Calm down now lad. I am getting the impression you are typing this with cock in hand at the thought of faces covered in gentlemens relish and gash boxes.

[pgt99]

Meeting the parents, ie, potential marriage on the way. Farang = sin sod for mama. Need money for buffalo. Sponsorship. Lub u long time.

Hope you have got short arms and deep pockets. If you can run quick that is a bonus.

[Iceman123]

^
Well you are quite the romantic aren't you


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