A day in the life in the North

[Edmond]

I'll need to have words with my Euro renovator.

Our en suite is bigger than that and he put one next to the light on the wash basin side that comes on with the light.

[taxexile]

To have a little fun with tax,

I mowed my front lawns this morning.

I mean I do not want to come across as obsessive or anything....HHAHAHA. Lets see if Tax sees the humor in that

the more you seek to deny it, the more you just confirm it!



what would you do? pay or pump? it must be torture making a decision.

[Stumpy]

the more you seek to deny it, the more you just confirm it!



what would you do? pay or pump? it must be torture making a decision.

Funny as it is Tax, you are a dolt.. So you whinge that us Mercans do not understand humor but that entire post was to make you laugh as you are a petty old guy. But I think you know that already.

Hopefully you know that a lawn mower has a set height. Not anything one measures. You just mow. However I suspect you live in a council brick flat with no yard so you have never used a power tool, lawn mower, tree trimmer, welder etc. Show me I am wrong you old coffin dodger...?...

[bsnub]

I suspect you live in a council brick flat with no yard

Bingo!

However I suspect you live in a council brick flat with no yard so you have never used a power tool, lawn mower, tree trimmer, welder etc.

You can bet on this.

Show me I am wrong you old coffin dodger...?.

He won't.

[taxexile]

unlike "look at my swimming pool" stumpy, and his typical american insecure showboating defining himself by his chainsaws, his steaks and his 500 horse power leaf blowers, i dont feel it necessary to prove anything to anybody. we unpretentious, unostentatious, vanity free brits are perfectly comfortable, reliable, secure and unshakeable as we are without having to prove anything to anybody.

i may have a mansion, a bentley and a rolex. or i may not.

what difference does it make.

but at least i dont have a vibrating jumbo sized dildo up my pile ridden arse like bsnub, and for that i am grateful.

[DrWilly]

i may have a mansion, a bentley and a rolex. or i may not.

Yeah, you don't.

[cyrille]

at least i dont have a vibrating jumbo sized dildo up my pile ridden arse like bsnub.

Aaand he's off...

[Stumpy]

, i dont feel it necessary to prove anything to anybody

Then why do you worry about what others may or may not do? So I guess it does matter to you...no?

Carry on Tax.

[Norton]

power tool

My hedge tool, powered by the young kid next door.

[aging one]

My hedge tool, powered by the young kid next door.

I love living here...

[bsnub]

we unpretentious, unostentatious, vanity free brits are perfectly comfortable, reliable, secure and unshakeable as we are without having to prove anything to anybody.

You brits are some of the most resentful, petty, jealous haters I have ever come across. You lot fabricate pure fantasy in an attempt to discredit posters that have more than you do. I have never seen anything like it, aside from you potless brits.

but at least i dont have a vibrating jumbo sized dildo up my pile ridden arse like bsnub

You just could not resist the gay comment, you homo. Go hump someone else's leg.

[Joe 90]

You brits are some of the most resentful, petty, jealous haters I have ever come across. You lot fabricate pure fantasy in an attempt to discredit posters that have more than you do. I have never seen anything like it, aside from you potless brits.

I think you need to upgrade your vibrator, maybe try some XXL anal beads