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    I'll need to have words with my Euro renovator.

    Our en suite is bigger than that and he put one next to the light on the wash basin side that comes on with the light.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stumpy View Post
    To have a little fun with tax,

    I mowed my front lawns this morning.

    I mean I do not want to come across as obsessive or anything....HHAHAHA. Lets see if Tax sees the humor in that
    the more you seek to deny it, the more you just confirm it!



    what would you do? pay or pump? it must be torture making a decision.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile View Post
    the more you seek to deny it, the more you just confirm it!



    what would you do? pay or pump? it must be torture making a decision.
    Funny as it is Tax, you are a dolt.. So you whinge that us Mercans do not understand humor but that entire post was to make you laugh as you are a petty old guy. But I think you know that already.

    Hopefully you know that a lawn mower has a set height. Not anything one measures. You just mow. However I suspect you live in a council brick flat with no yard so you have never used a power tool, lawn mower, tree trimmer, welder etc. Show me I am wrong you old coffin dodger...?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stumpy View Post
    I suspect you live in a council brick flat with no yard
    Bingo!

    Quote Originally Posted by Stumpy View Post
    However I suspect you live in a council brick flat with no yard so you have never used a power tool, lawn mower, tree trimmer, welder etc.
    You can bet on this.

    Quote Originally Posted by Stumpy View Post
    Show me I am wrong you old coffin dodger...?.
    He won't.


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    unlike "look at my swimming pool" stumpy, and his typical american insecure showboating defining himself by his chainsaws, his steaks and his 500 horse power leaf blowers, i dont feel it necessary to prove anything to anybody. we unpretentious, unostentatious, vanity free brits are perfectly comfortable, reliable, secure and unshakeable as we are without having to prove anything to anybody.

    i may have a mansion, a bentley and a rolex. or i may not.

    what difference does it make.

    but at least i dont have a vibrating jumbo sized dildo up my pile ridden arse like bsnub, and for that i am grateful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile View Post
    i may have a mansion, a bentley and a rolex. or i may not.
    Yeah, you don't.






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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile View Post
    at least i dont have a vibrating jumbo sized dildo up my pile ridden arse like bsnub.
    Aaand he's off...

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile View Post
    , i dont feel it necessary to prove anything to anybody
    Then why do you worry about what others may or may not do? So I guess it does matter to you...no?

    Carry on Tax.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stumpy View Post
    power tool
    A day in the life in the North-hedge-cutting-shears-jpg
    My hedge tool, powered by the young kid next door.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norton View Post
    My hedge tool, powered by the young kid next door.
    I love living here...

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile View Post
    we unpretentious, unostentatious, vanity free brits are perfectly comfortable, reliable, secure and unshakeable as we are without having to prove anything to anybody.
    You brits are some of the most resentful, petty, jealous haters I have ever come across. You lot fabricate pure fantasy in an attempt to discredit posters that have more than you do. I have never seen anything like it, aside from you potless brits.

    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile View Post
    but at least i dont have a vibrating jumbo sized dildo up my pile ridden arse like bsnub
    You just could not resist the gay comment, you homo. Go hump someone else's leg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    You brits are some of the most resentful, petty, jealous haters I have ever come across. You lot fabricate pure fantasy in an attempt to discredit posters that have more than you do. I have never seen anything like it, aside from you potless brits.


    I think you need to upgrade your vibrator, maybe try some XXL anal beads

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