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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    We are predicting 2-0 to Spain.
    i'm putting a tenner on it for you @ 12-1

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    ^ Thanks mate, you know where to send it!

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    ^ have you seen the DHL airfreight charges lately

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    Fair enough, bank details on pm!

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    Can i sign you up for Angel Delight futures, i've cornered the market in Butterscotch and Stwarbelly

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    I've been wanting to stay out of the World Cup prediction business but with Anna's biggest match to date coming up, we had no choice.

    The old adversaries meet again, but who will win?

    If it was all about cuisine then England have won already. You can't beat a steak and kidney pie!



    But let's face it, throw a baguette to a Frenchie, even one from North Africa, and they go all tre bon over a piece of white bread.



    We've all heard the term, 'cheese eating surrender monkeys', but a half stale baguette is all it takes.



    Better than 'escargots', I suppose!



    You can't blame the Frenchies for trying to invade the English supply lines to get some decent food.



    But we are made of sterner stuff. We will see off those weak attacks...



    And defend our goal with vigour.



    The French with their revolting gastropods in garlic will always try to take the high ground, but it goes beyond the food and ours is better anyway. England have been here before.



    Yes, England have always prevailed against the odds and will do so again. We beat a French - Spanish coalition in 1805 at Trafalgar and now the French are alone... the Spanish have gone home without scoring a single penalty.

    Easy stuff.



    Maya had four French onions, one for each goal. Anna has rarely been wrong and she's predicting 3 English onions to 1 French onion. Maybe they could make some soup with it?

    Yes, England 3 - 1 France.

    Bring it on.
    Last edited by Mendip; 07-12-2022 at 09:10 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    We beat a French - Spanish coalition in 1805
    Half way there...

    Los spanyoleros have been put to the penalty sword by their swarthy north african neighbours

    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    Anna has rarely been wrong
    Captain Anna looks like nothing would shiver her timbers with 104 guns at her back

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    Is the WC still on?

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    Might be the best one to date, Mendip


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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    Is the WC still on?
    Yes

    Need to launch a greek ?

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    Anyway, on a serious note does anyone want to buy a Germany dog's football shirt. I don't seem to need it any more.

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    ^Hold out before putting it in the washing machine so early...there's another mongrel on here (half kraut/half Frog) who went missing after Japan's first game that will be lurking on Sunday morning and may be interested in 2 tops






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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    may be interested in 2 tops
    More likely the 4 TOPS

    Counselling services will be available immediately after the game

    Rubba Bandits will be there for you, so reach out.......................


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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    Might be the best one to date, Mendip


    Yes the beret tops it off, I hope you don't believe in reincarnation as these dogs may turn the tables and dress you up with a Southgate waistcoat and a Panama Hat (Where's he gone EXIT Switzeralnd?)

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    @mendy - Maya has a smiley face, but Anna seems perpetually morose. Their expressions in the 2nd pic - LOL! Props to you for taking out the replica of the ship for pic purposes.

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    ^ Katie, Anna takes after me... she's had a hard life and doesn't smile a lot these days. Maya on the other hand takes after another member of the family who hasn't had such a hard life.

    ^^ The thing is David, it may seem that I have a lot of spare time and may even be losing the plot according to Ootai... but where else will my daughter learn about all these derogatory National stereotypes we English hold on to... she won't get this stuff at school. I think of it as educational and preparation for her future life in the West.

    Anyway, with no football on tonight, Anna is having a much needed night off and I've had a pre-Christmas tidy-up in the house and hope to get rid of some stuff I have no use for.

    I thought I'd offer these to TeakDoor members before I try and learn how to use E-bay. Make me an offer. Two genuine dog replica football shirts that came all the way from China. Yogi seems attached to the Spain one but the Germany one is in particularly good condition.

    It was only worn three times!


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    Maya clearly knows her onions.
    3-1 sounds good to me.

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    ^ Sadly Shutree, Anna was out by just one goal and she is a perfectionist and has decided to bow out of the World Cup match prediction game. It's a load of bollox anyway and now we can concentrate on the cricket and Christmas.



    Anna wants to keep all the football shirts for next time around. I asked her if she wants to get Scotland and Ireland shirts for 2026 but she said whats the point, she's not interested in the qualifying rounds.

    Can't argue with that.

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    ^ Sorry to hear about the dog's sacking mate. There's a guy down the road who might swap you an Alpaca for her.
    This sabbatical was performance related and nothing to do with the dream, right?

    Oxfordshire '''psychic''' alpaca, Alfie, predicts England win over France in World Cup quarter final | ITV News Meridian


    Bruno asked if that French shirt is going spare as its fukkin freezing here and to ask Anna who's going to win the darts, so he can narrow the field down.



    Merci bercoup

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    ^ Poor old Bruno... he really is one strange looking creature. French bulldog?

    Edmond has already baggsied the shirt of his beloved French but it's several sizes too big so it's all yours for Christmas, postal strikes allowing.

    Anna fancies Chris Mason to win the darts, although she admits it's not her sport.

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    Rubba Bandits will be there for you
    Ferk your Mitsubishi, I've a Horse Outside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    It's a load of bollox anyway
    I told you Harry Kane was a fat useless fuk. now get him on a diet, four years to go

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    Merci bercoup
    Chesters have a "white onion special" on atm, simply unmissable

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    ^ Sorry to hear about the dog's sacking mate. There's a guy down the road who might swap you an Alpaca for her.
    This sabbatical was performance related and nothing to do with the dream, right?

    Oxfordshire '''psychic''' alpaca, Alfie, predicts England win over France in World Cup quarter final | ITV News Meridian


    Bruno asked if that French shirt is going spare as its fukkin freezing here and to ask Anna who's going to win the darts, so he can narrow the field down.



    Merci bercoup
    Those onions on the dog look big.

    Imagine dreaming about them getting drained?

    Now which West Country Thatchers swilling TD weirdo would ever do that?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    to bow out of the World Cup match
    not to a Korean BBQ we sincerely hope, with all the reds flying around I reckon Anna is more popular than many a poster.

    I bet there's a niche market for Anna streams live, I'm afraid to even google it.........................

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    I just want the chance to use a bigger porridge bowl.

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