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    Quote Originally Posted by katie23 View Post
    I hope England & Argentina both make it to the semis or finals. That would be a hoot.
    Hey Katie, if England meet Argentina then that will be the final. We may have a chance of getting there so long as we don't get knocked out by Wales beforehand.

    We have history with Argentina but if there's no more of this 'Hand of Dog' nonsense again we may have a chance.



    England need to toughen up a bit. We shouldn't be intimidated by these lawless South American types.


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    Just worked out what's with the nose

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    Well, maybe you should have asked Mr Patel before he sold you that gone-off chocolate?

    Yeah, I see this stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    'Hand of Dog'


    Green owed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    maybe you should have asked Mr Patel before he sold you that gone-off chocolate?
    Nothing off about them, just a bit warped, a bit like yourself...playing dollys with dogs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shutree View Post


    Green owed.

    Dogo MarriedAnna !!

    England Argentina penalty shit out a Messy ending indeed.

    Great pix Mendip a ripple of fun in this veil of beers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    a bit warped, a bit like yourself...playing dollys with dogs.
    I think doggers and dog lovers call it Forp Lay think you do protest too much

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    ^ I currently fall in the second category but I'm very open to new experiences. Where's Chitty when you need him?


    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    just a bit warped, a bit like yourself...playing dollys with dogs.
    "Let he who is without sin cast the first bone"

    Are you so pure, Reg Dingle?

    Slosh slosh...

    Anyway, if England do make the World Cup finals the most likely opponents are Brazil or Argentina.

    But for Brazil to make the finals, their most likely semi-final opponents will be Spain (I reckon).

    Spain in the final ain't a problem. They've had their day.



    Even if it goes to the wire... left foot penalties...



    Or right foot penalties... England will walk it.



    An England vs Spain final and it's coming home!

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    Dare I ask but what is with the Vaseline next to the ball??

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    ^ Well, I'm trying to avoid negative national stereotypes for the sake of me daughter who helps with all these photos and has become a bit woke lately. But, I like to include something and the only thing I know about the Spanish is that they like to slick their hair back with Vaseline.

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    If England are to meet Argentina in the finals it means that Argentina have beaten The Netherlands (we reckon) in the semis.

    If The Netherlands win that semi... then not a problem and it's coming home.

    Avoiding negative national stereotypes ain't easy, but you can't escape the facts...



    Yeah, a few spiffs and you can get paranoid...



    The tables can turn.



    Say no to drugs. An England vs The Netherlands final and it's coming home!

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    I have to sign off for a few days but would like to thank MalmoMike before I go, he knows why.



    As they say...

    Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

    But why do I think of Reg Dingle chewing on his fifteen year-old Texan Bar?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    Spanish is that they like to slick their hair back with Vaseline.
    It's the greasy Italians that vaseline their hair back.
    The way the dogs are looking behind gives cause for concern.

    Maybe some slippery Mason Mount is going in ball deep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    But why do I think of Reg Dingle chewing on his fifteen year-old Texan Bar?
    That's kind of unnerving thinking of you thinking of me as the bird in the Flake ad

    Last edited by Reg Dingle; 17-11-2022 at 09:11 AM.

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    ^ Yeah that would be somewhat unnerving... but sorry mate, that's not the case at all.

    Oh, and thanks for deleting that photoshop... cos that WAS weird!


    Anyway, it's the run up to the opening World Cup match but Anna is waiting until tomorrow because she's England through and through. To be honest it's unlikely anyone will still be awake at 11pm tonight but you've gotta show an interest, I guess.

    It's not easy to find Ecuador and Qatar football kits so a bit of improvisation was necessary. And a little known fact in these parts is that the Panama Hat was invented and made in Ecuador, which raises a lot of questions I think.



    I couldn't afford to buy in any fake fans which was just as well because a quick face-off was all it took.



    And then it was all over. Instant capitulation.



    We're predicting an easy win for Ecuador unless of course all the rumours are true... in which case they'll lose 1-0 to a second half Qatari goal.


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    ^ Brilliant

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    Is that Rannaldo playing in Kuwait already?






    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    Oh, and thanks for deleting that photoshop... cos that WAS weird!
    Was an 8 pinter

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    ^ Well, let's hope you stop at 7 tonight then!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    Is that Rannaldo playing in Kuwait already?








    Was an 8 pinter
    A zinger , very good Peter Green owed once reloaded

    A zinger , a Dingler even!! Paypal barred now in LOS so cannot firk out $8 a month bomus but I'll ask Chitty to give you an annual polish in lieu

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    Bollocks, I missed it.
    Some of Dillingers finest work has been done after 8 pints of piss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    We're predicting an easy win for Ecuador
    Anna called that one right.
    What is her prediction for England tomorrow?

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    ^ Shutree mate, England are tonight!

    You seem to have lost a day... but to be fair that's not so difficult in Isaan. I regularly seem to lose entire weeks.


    But anyway, we're predicting an England win tonight. Iran are a hard defensive side but we think Harry Kane will get a couple in the second half, once England's fitness and experience shows through.

    Although it has to be said, Harry Kane wasn't looking particularly match fit tonight.



    But he did look much more settled and self assured than his Iranian counterpart. Eerily enough, KANE is almost an anagram of ANNA.



    I hope Iran settle down before the match... they seemed a bit startled by the whole affair.


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    That beard!

    Fucking ell, Mendip!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    ^ Shutree mate, England are tonight!
    Oh! Well spotted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    Iran are a hard defensive side but we think Harry Kane will get a couple in the second half
    Leave the predictions to the mutts, bud

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