Anna the dog

[cyrille]

It is cool, that one.

[armstrong]

Ours does the same.




Someone was giving away dalmations the other day. Got halfway through the form before thinking more than 1 dog is probably too many.

[Mendip]

^ That's a shame. If you change your mind I can find you a proper puppy.


Anyway, Anna had her first delivery today and it was to a Teakdoor member's house.

Can anyone guess who?



Here's a clue.

[Reg Dingle]

One little misshap in half a century

[Mendip]

^ Yeah well, tell that to Fraser MacTavish who built dry stone walls across the entire north east of Scotland.

One night on his way home, he shagged just one sheep.

What do you think he is remembered for? And he ain't known as MacTavish the wall builder.


Anyway, a Green owed to Reg Dingle for spotting himself. Mrs Dingle called Anna to say Reg was on the Peroni again... and she just wanted a dry night. You really can't blame her.


Anna had a second overseas order a few minutes later...



Who ordered this, for a free Green?

[Reg Dingle]

^ Are those wet wipes? and destined for the shed?

Not nice is it?

[hallelujah]

^ Yeah well, tell that to Fraser MacTavish who built dry stone walls across the entire north east of Scotland.

One night on his way home, he shagged just one sheep.

What do you think he is remembered for? And he ain't known as MacTavish the wall builder.

I'm half-inching this one.

[Mendip]

^ Are those wet wipes? and destined for the shed?

Not nice is it?

No, mate.

Here's a clue.

[Reg Dingle]

Malmo Mike?

[Mendip]

^ No, not Malmo Mike.

It was Chitty!

Apparently he'd made the schoolboy error of stopping off for a bit of dogging before a date with his new woman friend. He said he wished he hadn't worn his fancy Harrington as he'd produced a few hard to shift stains.

I hope it all worked out OK, Joe.


But anyway, late last night Anna was off to Samut Prakan.

Armstrong called late to say that he was desperate and needed something for his goat. Anna was told to stop off at a pharmacy to see what they'd recommend, and deliver it pronto.

[armstrong]

My favourite flavour. It disguises the taste of crabs.

[helge]

goat

Whatever happened to Bettyboob ?

[Joe 90]

I hope it

What happens in doggers lane, stays in doggers lane

Cheers Anna, it shifted the stains after a couple of hot washes.

The rips and tears to the fabric are another story,well it is a full moon and Halloween week.
With the majority of the big bangs and fireworks going of tonight.

[Joe 90]

Whatever happened to Bettyboob ?

Currently dancing to Gangnamstyle on a pool table in downtown Seoul.

[Mendip]

I can't work out whether Maya is bullying Anna or trying to make friends.

Anna was here first this afternoon... her favourite spot in the sun.

[Reg Dingle]

Looks like she's biding her time for your next passport run/work trip.

Are you grafting from home nowadays?

[Mendip]

^ Every day there's jobs for me mate. It's endless.

Now that things are drying up Anna likes to sleep under the lime trees during the daytime in favour of her chair. She dug a nice hole and snoozes there endlessly... I guess you can take the dog off the street...



Maya has never before shown the slightest interest in sleeping in this area... but of course as soon as Anna looks comfortable, Maya gets all jealous and has to do the same. These dogs are just like kids.



I think that Anna is actually quite popular in the pack but she just doesn't appreciate it.



Meanwhile, training is ongoing!

Poor old Yogi... no room at the inn.

[Mendip]

In the absence of much going on at all in the evenings lately (for the past 17 years) and the upcoming World Cup, we thought we'd look forward to some possible future matches.

And yes, I do this for the daughter to teach her about the more important events in life they don't teach in school. She loves this stuff.

Anyway, England are looking woefully out of shape at the moment and Anna (almost an anagram of Kane) can barely get up these days she's so tired. Let's hope her fitness improves as the tournament progresses.



If England are to meet our arch enemies Brazil, then it means we have both made the final. Not a foregone conclusion but if we can rise to the occasion, raise our fitness and lose that lackadaisical manner, then who knows...



Here's to a clean final (if it happens, of course). Any dirty South American shenanigans and England won't stand a chance.

[katie23]

^heh. Now that Dan is gone, you've found replacement for your 'dress-up fetish'. Not just one, but two replacements!

I hope England & Argentina both make it to the semis or finals. That would be a hoot.

Btw, did you buy those jerseys for the dogs specifically? They look a bit small for you or even the daughter. Cheers.

[Inky]

You'll get knocked out by Wales.

[Reg Dingle]

^
For a soi dog, that's not too far off the mark, mate. But i think you'll find Miss Kit or Edmond will do better.
My Bruno went online last week, set up an account and printed this out...



He knows his onions...but ate the garlic

[Mendip]

^ What a traitor Bruno is.

France???

Mind you, just look at him. He looks a bit French.

Boss eyed and submissive.

[armstrong]

Nice to see you splashed out on the new kit too

[Mendip]

^ A bicycle and blue and white stripey shirt would have finished it off!

4 out of 10 for effort.

[Reg Dingle]

Boss eyed and submissive.

He wouldn't let me put the wife's crotchless knickers on him, like you do with your doms