Anna the dog

[beerlaodrinker]

Oh fuck Dill I've no idea what's going on here but I suspect yer barking up.the wrong tree mate? Your a good bloke as is mendip.. you've both shared your lives with us via the posts. So why the aggression now?

[beerlaodrinker]

Or has someone hacked Dillinger account? This reg Dingle guy ? Is he Dill? Dill was a great poster.even met him in pattaya for wobbly pops
So what happened?

[Mendip]

The gardener sorts out the dog shite.

Reginald, I don't know what that yellow thing is but your fancy turquoise beret looks lovely... worn at a jaunty angle no wonder the kids take the piss on the morning school run. Children can be cruel at times.

Anyway, not a good day here. Anna had a fight with Maya and it escalated... I resisted saying to the Kommandant that everything was peaceful before she rejoined the household... some things are better left unsaid.

I took Anna fishing tonight to cheer her up... she's picked up some bad habits already.



She went straight for me bait... I couldn't tell her off because she needs a boost.



I blanked as well. Can ya bladdy believe that... as Ootai can attest, there must be around 300 to 400 fish in that pool and I blanked.

No fish an' chips tonight.

[Mendip]

Oh fuck Dill I've no idea what's going on here...

Mate, if you started wearing a beret like that you'd be conflicted.

There's no aggression here, just some weird home crochet stuff!

[malmomike77]

Oh fuck Dill I've no idea what's going on here but I suspect yer barking up.the wrong tree mate? Your a good bloke as is mendip.. you've both shared your lives with us via the posts. So why the aggression now?

BLD, give us clue? what is this heinous thing Dill has done

[DrWilly]

That beret is gay af Dill!

[Reg Dingle]

why the aggression now?

There's no aggression here, just some weird home crochet stuff!

Yeah, just some friendly bantz, maybe needs some smilies for our German members... dunno how you think I've got.... the

[Mendip]

^ You have a woman's hand!

[Mendip]

That beret is gay af Dill!

Ain't it just. Never seen anything like that before.

Edit: At least not on anything older than a 6 year-old girl in the 1950s!

[DrWilly]

A fine woman’s hand, I bet that hand has never seen or rubbed a gnarly old member…

[malmomike77]

All this talk of crochet takes me back to ties i was made to wear, with nylon shirts of course

[Mendip]

Bloody landlubbers...

[Reg Dingle]

That beret is gay af

Ain't it just. Never seen anything like that before.

Edit: At least not on anything older than a 6 year-old girl in the 1950s!

Shame on you 2 rotten fuckers




Poor thing wore it to skool too

[malmomike77]

My Mrs chose to show me how much she loved me by knitting me a woolly hat about 15 years ago, but she had to guess the size of my head, she must have guessed at a beach ball coz the thing hung down to my shoulder, bless her.

[DrWilly]

Wore it to school? Phark? Was she called into the counsellor office for the bullying she received or did the designated safe guard lead just ring child protection?

[Reg Dingle]

You have a woman's hand!

A fine woman’s hand, I bet that hand has never seen or rubbed a gnarly old member

These hands were in Baghdad whilst u were still in yer dads bag, Willy.




You'll be saying it's gay to moisturise next

[DrWilly]

Depends what you are moisturising and how often

[Mendip]

I feel extremely guilty now... never realised it really was a beret.

Sorry mate... but I feel sorrier for your lovely daughter!

You should see what my wife dresses my daughter in!

[Mendip]

Depends what you are moisturising and how often

Exactly... why are his hands so dry and chafed?

[Reg Dingle]

^^ it's all good mate. She'll be OK once she calms down and realises you guys were only joking

She had a massive growth spurt over the last year and is the same size as her mom now, shares her clothes and shoes at age 11

[Stumpy]

The gardener sorts out the dog shite

I always wondered who did that rewarding chore. 7 dogs is a lot of crap. That is my duty around our place but only 3 dogs and they are trained to do their business in the back forty.

My wife does the dog bath stuff. Well originally I did it but then she saw me just hose them off and call it a day and she took it over. Mission accomplished.

[Mendip]

She had a massive growth spurt over the last year and is the same size as her mom now, shares her clothes and shoes at age 11

Ha! My 10 year-old daughter is now 154cm... taller than a lot of the female adults round here and takes a UK size 8 in shoes. She shares a lot of clothes with the wife which can lead to some interesting reactions when I take her shopping for clothes. Strange stuff.

[Mendip]

I always wondered who did that rewarding chore. 7 dogs is a lot of crap.

7 x 2 = 14

That's a lot of of shite... our dogs eat a lot of fibre!

Luckily we are surrounded by vacant land so disposal is easy.

[Reg Dingle]

^^Wow. Is her dad Norwegi....

Sorry

That's payback for the gay hat

Only joshing mate
Loads of smilies for bld
But wait til next year, there's puberty and sports bras a coming.
You have a year of childhood left.

[Mendip]

^ I wish... not a year sadly, the sports bras are a thing.

I'm too old for this shit...