I'm also in your corner mate, but strongly agree with Topper and Helge that bestiality is your best and probably only option of seeing this New Year in with a bang.
Happy 2023
^ There's something really weird going on here. All the posts seem to be out of order?
Nevermind
I can take it.
My first dog's name was Toto. Lovely little isaan dog, who would guard my feet nighttime against mosquitos on approach.
He was so isaanitish that he invited his mum and best friend to come live with us.
Best friend, Daem, went to Vietnam when I went to Denmark.
Taught me a thing or two about Thailand
What about wooing her opposite with a pantomime with your daughter as Snow White and you and the 6 dogs as the 7 dwarfs?
Tell her you're Bashful
Sounds a lot more fun than standing there in the bathroom with your binos as Widow Wankey
He better just hope the gardener doesn’t catch him out wanking over this girl Binos in one hand… he might get jealous. I think a passport run is in order.
^^ +^
Hardly dog related
Edit:
And then again
If he could provide her email, I'd take a step forward and volunteer to send her an invite to join TD.
Would get things out in the open
(she could ofcourse take the easy road of Google. 'Mendip' 'binoculars' 'wanking' 'neighbor' 'teakdoor forum' ........and bingo ! )
Toto's mother, Cola, could stand on her rear legs when offered a treat, and stopped barking when I asked her to.
^ I've just read a few pretty warped posts above. That seemed to develop, somewhat?
Anyway, Anna would like to wish everyone a very Happy New Year!
^ Yeah, poor old Dan. This is my first NY in Thailand without her being around, in this life with Mrs Mendip.
Strangely enough her sleeping posirion in the gardener's kitchen has remained unoccupied these last few months and it's the best spot of the lot. I almost wish one of the others would take it over.
Anna was howling and yelping last night and I nearly relented to let her in to the house. She is scared witless by fireworks and to be honest I hate them also. I think their time has passed and we should move on.
But anyway, all the dogs were completely knackered today from lack of sleep last night. Anna could hardly move, but I love that she's finally comfortable enough for me to walk past without her waking up to check things out. After an entire year now, I think that she is finally relaxed and realises that she has a home for life.
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