Anna the dog

[helge]

Both parents as well.

Yes
And married and therefore in your corner, mate.

The chickensoup is a very polite gift. Well done.

(could you post up a pic of the.....hmmmmm.....neighbor in question ? )

[Reg Dingle]

I'm also in your corner mate, but strongly agree with Topper and Helge that bestiality is your best and probably only option of seeing this New Year in with a bang.

Happy 2023

[Joe 90]

Anyway, you've reminded me... with the Trouble away I decided to make some headway with my future 'Mia Noi

What would you rate her on a scale of 1 - 10?

I may change my travel plans

[helge]

I'm also in your corner mate, but strongly agree with Topper and Helge that bestiality is your best and probably only option of seeing this New Year in with a bang.

Hey !

I never posted that.

Maybe only, but certainly not 'best'.

[Mendip]

(could you post up a pic of the.....hmmmmm.....neighbor in question ? )

To be honest Helge, I think that would be a bit inappropriate.

And besides, I only really see her through my binoculars from the upstairs bathroom window when the wife is out.

She is really lovely though, but lets get back on topic.

Do you have a dog, Helge?

[helge]

Do you have a dog, Helge?

Did

Cat person now

A proud and opportunistic animal, that won't let you shave a heart around their anus.


Edit:

I am ofcourse speculating here

[Mendip]

^ There's something really weird going on here. All the posts seem to be out of order?

[Mendip]

What would you rate her on a scale of 1 - 10?

I may change my travel plans

She hates cyclists... so a 10 from me!

[helge]

To be honest Helge, I think that would be a bit inappropriate.

Nevermind

I can take it.


My first dog's name was Toto. Lovely little isaan dog, who would guard my feet nighttime against mosquitos on approach.

He was so isaanitish that he invited his mum and best friend to come live with us.


Best friend, Daem, went to Vietnam when I went to Denmark.

Taught me a thing or two about Thailand

[Reg Dingle]

What about wooing her opposite with a pantomime with your daughter as Snow White and you and the 6 dogs as the 7 dwarfs?
Tell her you're Bashful
Sounds a lot more fun than standing there in the bathroom with your binos as Widow Wankey

[Reg Dingle]

Hello

On my 6th pint. Here all night

[DrWilly]

He better just hope the gardener doesn’t catch him out wanking over this girl Binos in one hand… he might get jealous. I think a passport run is in order.

[helge]

^^ +^

Hardly dog related



Edit:

And then again

[Joe 90]

She hates cyclists... so a 10 from me!

Nip across the road with a bottle and wish them all a HNY, then loiter around and get invited in for some festive cheer.
This time next year you could be balls deep in a thirty something spinster/Mia Noi.

He who dares!

He who dares!

[DrWilly]

Nip across the road with a bottle and wish them all a HNY, then loiter around and get invited in for some festive cheer.
This time next year you could be balls deep in a thirty something spinster/Mia Noi.

He who dares!

He who dares!

That could be a plan.

perhaps loiter with you pants around your ankles, so everyone can get the hint…

[DrWilly]

Whilst the cats away...



Happy New Year, buddy

HNY Bendy Mendy


note: keeping it dog related

[helge]

If he could provide her email, I'd take a step forward and volunteer to send her an invite to join TD.

Would get things out in the open

(she could ofcourse take the easy road of Google. 'Mendip' 'binoculars' 'wanking' 'neighbor' 'teakdoor forum' ........and bingo ! )


Toto's mother, Cola, could stand on her rear legs when offered a treat, and stopped barking when I asked her to.

[Joe 90]

perhaps loiter with you pants around your ankles, so everyone can get the hint…

Get his tackle out , see what bites.
More interesting than fishing Pla Nin from the pond

[DrWilly]

Get his tackle out , see what bites.
More interesting than fishing Pla Nin from the pond

Indeed, and if it turns out to be the father of the young lasss instead, well... you know what they say; "every hole is a goal!"

[Joe 90]

"every hole is a goal!"

So long as you're not being buried in it.

[Mendip]

^ I've just read a few pretty warped posts above. That seemed to develop, somewhat?

Anyway, Anna would like to wish everyone a very Happy New Year!

[Shutree]

Anna would like to wish everyone a very Happy New Year!

And a Happy New Year to her and hers.

[malmomike77]

Anna would like to wish everyone a very Happy New Year!

HNY Anna and the pack, and fond memories of Dan bless her.

[Mendip]

^ Yeah, poor old Dan. This is my first NY in Thailand without her being around, in this life with Mrs Mendip.

Strangely enough her sleeping posirion in the gardener's kitchen has remained unoccupied these last few months and it's the best spot of the lot. I almost wish one of the others would take it over.

[Mendip]

Anna was howling and yelping last night and I nearly relented to let her in to the house. She is scared witless by fireworks and to be honest I hate them also. I think their time has passed and we should move on.

But anyway, all the dogs were completely knackered today from lack of sleep last night. Anna could hardly move, but I love that she's finally comfortable enough for me to walk past without her waking up to check things out. After an entire year now, I think that she is finally relaxed and realises that she has a home for life.