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    ^ I can forward you the pic he sent me of him giving Moo from Cockatoo a reverse cowboy and the look on the poor fuckers face staring down at Mendy's manky hobbies feet, if you like?

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    Yeah, on second thoughts… nah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    I can forward you the pic
    Please don't

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    We sometimes get a bit of flooding this time of year, but this is ridiculous.



    I'll wager this is the first shark that Lola's family had ever seen.

    They certainly looked a bit wary.


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    You mad, slightly deranged, in a really good way, odd bastard.


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    Ha ha. Gotta amuse yourself in issan. Excellent behaviour

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    I'll take a wild guess and say Halloween dress up day at school.

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    ^ Strangely enough, no.

    They didn't do Halloween at the daughter's school but had a week of these strange activities, and today the kids had to dress up as an item of food.

    The daughter went as shark's fin soup, to create some discussion with the Chinese teachers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    The daughter went as shark's fin soup,
    That explains the flaccid fin on your back....

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    Quote Originally Posted by armstrong View Post
    I'll take a wild guess and say Halloween dress up day at school.
    I wasn't expecting the CM immigration staff to be wearing witch's hats when I visited on Thursday.

    With grinning cardboard pumpkins sellotaped to the windows.

    Yeah, the fuk tongs were unexpected.

    I hear it's strictly wizard's sleeves in Petchaboon.

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    My daughter's school oddly allowed them to dress up but no make up or anything in the hair. Then they said the "blood" soaked bandages on her arms weren't appropriate, her witches hat was too big and her skirt not of the required length.

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    There's always one lulu that takes things too far.

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    Looks like someone blew the Halloween budget on a 3 day bender in Cockatoo

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Yogi's lucky night!
    Every night is Yogi's lucky night these days... that he's still walking God's green earth. It was touch and go at one point.

    A picture says a thousand words... and many thousands of Thai Baht.



    Bloody dog.

    It's been a shit few weeks, and what's really annoying now... Anna's come into season again and it looks as though Yogi will be getting a Christmas shag.



    Fuk me, he does better than me!



    At least once a year, whether he needs it or not.


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    Like me and the Greeks you may have lost your marbles, but not your sense of humour, Happy Christmas and peas on earth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    Bloody dog.
    Well you will sit below him and his bollocks, thus becoming the Beta male

    How can you trust him ever again?

    He'll have the taste for human blood now and it's just a matter of time before he attacks again.

    Oh....Seasons Greetings

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    How’s the foot? Finally outta jail?

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    I musta missed something.

    i get that a foot was chewed on,

    but

    where was the thread giving a full rundown on what happened.
    The trips to the hospital?
    the associated rabies shots?
    close ups of the gaping orifice?

    God dammit man!
    You put Yogi out there and raised his status and public profile to the stage where he is a veritable living legend in one particular thread in a rather obscure forum.
    And now you are blaming him for having a small(ish?) nibble on your delicate little footsie.
    Has Yogi been given an opportunity to defend himself?
    or is this a case of, oops my foot is broken, look there is a dog, he did it?

    We need enlightenment and if you have actually posted about it already, where did you post it.

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    And more importantly where was Pj girl?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    Every night is Yogi's lucky night these days... that he's still walking God's green earth. It was touch and go at one point.
    It's a horrible decision to have to make .

    My second dog " Lucky" a rescue dog was fine and loyal until I fooked of for a couple of years down under, when i returned he stuck to me like glue.
    But unfortunately in my absence his demeanor had changed due to circumstances beyond my control.
    I cried when I took him to be put down, even the vet was scared of him.
    But I had a baby and another on the way so it had to be done.
    I've had three dogs in my life and I reckon he wasn't the best but he surely helped me through a tricky time in my life.
    Shalom

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    Quote Originally Posted by moose65 View Post
    where was the thread giving a full rundown on what happened.
    The trips to the hospital?
    the associated rabies shots?
    close ups of the gaping orifice?
    Seems to be a sore subject.

    There is a website out there for dogs like Yogi

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    When are we gonna hear the story, Mendy?

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    There is a tail () to tell of course, but this has been quite an emotional thing. I love my dogs, as you all know. There will be many divided opinions on the subject and as we have seen, you have to be very open to criticism to put stuff 'out there'. I'll think about it, but it has been discussed in depth with the family (daughter) and Yogi remains.

    For now I'm cooking cod an' chips tonight. I may post that up because crritism of my awful food matters not!

    Quote Originally Posted by moose65 View Post
    I musta missed something.

    i get that a foot was chewed on,

    but

    where was the thread giving a full rundown on what happened.
    The trips to the hospital?
    the associated rabies shots?
    close ups of the gaping orifice?

    God dammit man!
    You put Yogi out there and raised his status and public profile to the stage where he is a veritable living legend in one particular thread in a rather obscure forum.
    And now you are blaming him for having a small(ish?) nibble on your delicate little footsie.
    Has Yogi been given an opportunity to defend himself?
    or is this a case of, oops my foot is broken, look there is a dog, he did it?

    We need enlightenment and if you have actually posted about it already, where did you post it.

    You haven't missed anything Mr Moose. I've been in too much pain and turmoil to post much up lately. I haven't even been drinking, much.

    But, I have been fortunate in many ways. After twatting my head on a ceiling fan at 'Speed Number 3' back in August, I had a Tetanus booster that covered me for this event. And then, after having my left thumb opened up by the neighbour's cat in September (while rescuing it from the dogs) I had a full course of five Rabies jabs, so I was also covered for Rabies after Yogi's misdemeanour.

    Anyway, this morning I headed off to hospital for the first of my thrice weekly wound cleaning sessions (to check for infection and remove necrotic tissue) and, while stopped at red lights, ended up buying a pack of doughnuts for breakfast. I usually resist this, but the daughter's on her hols and came along for the ride... it always ends up costing me. FFS.

    But coffee and doughnuts for breakfast wasn't so bad. Nice one, Snubs!



    Anyway, after my check up today the Doc strongly recommended sutures because the wounds just aren't closing up. He recommended this a fortnight ago, but declined, thinking that it would all sort itself out anyway.

    Two hours later I had received ten stitches shared across my two wounds. The daughter was well pissed off, she only came along because they have a Starbucks at the hospital and was expecting a 30 minute turnaround. To be honest, I wasn't exactly ecstatic.



    The Doc offered me pain killers, but I told him 'I have already', I've long been of the opinion that pain killers are for wimps and it's better to feel the pain - your body is telling you something.

    I have photos of pre-sutures and post-sutures. I have photos of post-debridement, which are pretty horrific and will remain with me. I told the Doc that I usually take out sutures myself, but his look said it all. This was a pretty serious one.

    Anyway, as I told the Doc, I have painkillers at home!

    'Divide and Delay!'


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    There is a tail () to tell of course, but this has been quite an emotional thing. I love my dogs, as you all know. There will be many divided opinions on the subject and as we have seen, you have to be very open to criticism to put stuff 'out there'. I'll think about it,
    A problem shared is a problem halved buddy.

    You have broad enough shoulders if you don't mind me saying.

    It's not like you to not share medical photographs on here...especially around UK lunch time.


    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    You haven't missed anything Mr Moose. I've been in too much pain and turmoil to post much up lately. I haven't even been drinking, much.
    It's no good Arsenalling it all up mate. Good to see you back on the booze now and I'm sure this can only help in your rehabilitation.

    I think you should start from the beginning....
    If you need an icebreaker, I once walked in the living room on my elder brother wanking our family spaniel off with his big toe and the next toe to it just before Prince shot his load up his trouser leg. The dog never bit him, in fact they were like best mates.

    Also when I was age 14, our big brother taught me how to masturbate.... with his nob not mine although for some strange reason he had the dogs choke chain around his nob.

    What I'm trying to say is, youve always come across as being like my big brother and this thing you've done to Yogi is probably normal in many households and I doubt anyone on here will judge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    A problem shared is a problem halved buddy.

    You have broad enough shoulders if you don't mind me saying.

    It's not like you to not share medical photographs on here...especially around UK lunch time.




    It's no good Arsenalling it all up mate. Good to see you back on the booze now and I'm sure this can only help in your rehabilitation.

    I think you should start from the beginning....
    If you need an icebreaker, I once walked in the living room on my elder brother wanking our family spaniel off with his big toe and the next toe to it just before Prince shot his load up his trouser leg. The dog never bit him, in fact they were like best mates.

    Also when I was age 14, our big brother taught me how to masturbate.... with his nob not mine although for some strange reason he had the dogs choke chain around his nob.

    What I'm trying to say is, youve always come across as being like my big brother and this thing you've done to Yogi is probably normal in many households and I doubt anyone on here will judge.
    Err, well, mmm.


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