Anna the dog

[DrWilly]

You say this,

Well, that got a bit weird.

then head into this.

Then she gave me a hug and started giving me loads of those Thai sniff-kiss things which made me feel very uneasy, especially after all that Ya Dong had lowered my defences.

So, I hastily left... but if she was 40 years younger...

[hallelujah]

Anyway, moving swiftly on

For the best, I daresay.

[Edmond]

For a bloke that blows his nose into underwear he does have some weird moments.

[hallelujah]

For a bloke that blows his nose into underwear he does have some weird moments.

There was a lad at school whose nickname was "dogwank."

It doesn't take too much imagination as to why.

Of course, I'm sure our Mendy would never get that close to his beloved pets.

[Mendip]

I had one 'Ya Dong' moment and now we've moved on.

- YouTube

[Reg Dingle]

I had one 'Ya Dong' moment

You mean the following DIDN'T involve mixing the grain and erm mont clair...

Blowing your nose into the unlaundered underwear of close family?
Blowing your load in front of the gardener?
Blowing your wad in Cockatoo?
Dressing your dogs in the wife's lingerie?
Nearly decapitating yourself painting the ceiling?

[BLD]

Well, that got a bit weird.

I had a bit of bad news last night and stupidly headed for the Ya Dong bottle in the gardener's fridge... and it must have been from quite a potent batch. In fact I sometimes wonder if this Ya Dong goes through any QA / QC at all.

Needless to say my entire post can be ignored as untrue, drunken ramblings. A lesson learnt, for a while at least.

But, it did raise one important issue... a few years ago bloody Rawlins persuaded me to join TeakDoor and I didn't even want to. He did say it would be fun, but he didn't mention that he doesn't even post any more. Who needs enemies...

Anyway, it did in fact get even weirder last night... bloody Ya Dong.

When I got back to the house the pungent aroma of burning plastic informed me that our elderly neighbour was out in her garden, burning rubbish.



I've been feeling guilty since our argument, after her cat I rescued from the dogs ravaged my thumb leading to a course of rabies jabs, so I went over to apologise last night. I took her a nice mango that I'd picked up in Bangkok last week as an olive branch... it was slightly on the turn but was well received as they're out of season up here at the moment.

Lola's father, 'Tem' was hanging around as well, which was nice.



I don't really know why she was all blurred in the picture because she has a bad back and moves as slowly as one of Stumpy's tortoises.

Anyway, we sat down for a while and she didn't stop gabbling on, not one word of which I understood. Then she gave me a hug and started giving me loads of those Thai sniff-kiss things which made me feel very uneasy, especially after all that Ya Dong had lowered my defences.

So, I hastily left... but if she was 40 years younger...

Imagine if you had of gave her 2 🥭 mangoes? Sorry cybil I've posted all the pics to.

[Mendip]

^^ The thread has moved on, by the way.

But why the negative spin?

And I dispute the nose-blowing accusation, you've vastly exaggerated the gardener incident and what is this 'Cockatoo' you speak of?

[Reg Dingle]

^ Come on buddy, we all know you've stroked a cockatoo on your passport runs

[Mendip]

This is so typical of this place... I have a couple of Ya Dongs, make an ill-advised post and am relentlessly mocked for it.

Not one person even thinks to ask what the bad news was that made me drink the Ya Dong in the first place.

[Stumpy]

What is the bad news that caused you to drink the paint remover Mendy.

[Stumpy]

You mean the following DIDN'T involve mixing the grain and erm mont clair...

Blowing your nose into the unlaundered underwear of close family?
Blowing your load in front of the gardener?
Blowing your wad in Cockatoo?
Dressing your dogs in the wife's lingerie?
Nearly decapitating yourself painting the ceiling?

Don't forget the Dove romance during covid lock downs and the odd balcony stories.

[hallelujah]

What is the bad news that caused you to drink the paint remover Mendy.

Anna's silk negligee and crotchless knickers didn't fit.

[DrWilly]

And canoodle with the 92 year old neighbor.

[Stumpy]

Isaan and Ya Dong. It's a slippery slope.

[Mendip]

^ It is indeed.

^^ She's not a day over 80.

What is the bad news that caused you to drink the paint remover Mendy.

Too late, I'm not telling you now.


Maya has learnt to drink wearing the muzzle. It's sad to see her wearing it, but sadder to see Anna in a cone again.

Apart from during the night and meal times, Maya will wear the muzzle until Anna's cone comes off.

[Stumpy]

Do you ever sit back Mendy after a few knocks of paint thinner and a mug of goat piss and ask yourself "How in the hell did I get here" before you stagger upstairs to sleep with a dog?

[Mendip]

^ Every single night, mate!

Anyway, I thought you were a Ya Dong convert now?

The dogs sleep outside now, by the way.

[Stumpy]

Ohhhhh No Mendy. That was a one time event deal being cordial. The stuff was just flat nasty. I think it killed my tastes buds for awhile. They are recovering now as I am drinking good Bourbon here in California.

[DrWilly]

The dogs sleep outside now, by the way.

fibber

[Mendip]

Another day... another trip to the vet.

This was just a check-up on Anna's wounds and all is healing up very nicely. I'll be taking the stitches out next week.

Anna disgraced herself on the back seat of the car on the way to the vets... and let's put it this way, I certainly won't be telling the daughter about the state of the seat when I pick her up from school later. The smell was overpowering and it was aircon off, windows down for the entire journey. Three separate orifices contributed and it took me an hour to clean up when I got back home.



I met this little girl at the vet who had apparently been bitten on the cheek by a 'green snake'. I can only imagine it was a white-lipped pit viper. We get a few of those but so far they have been no match for Yogi.



On the way home I got stuck behind this 'vehicle' trying to reverse down a narrow side street. Any ideas what it is?

[Shy Guava]

^Google "vacuum truck" and you'll have more information than you will ever need.

[BLD]

How long does my message need to be before I get the " your message is to short"? On a light hearted thread about a soi dog. Seriously? A mod is Shirley taking the piss ? Wtf?

[malmomike77]

How long does my message need to be before I get the " your message is to short"? On a light hearted thread about a soi dog. Seriously? A mod is Shirley taking the piss ? Wtf?

5 characters tge same it's been for 19 years

[armstrong]

How long does my message need to be before I get the " your message is to short"? On a light hearted thread about a soi dog. Seriously? A mod is Shirley taking the piss ? Wtf?

What a victim.