Into Isaan ~ aka ~ the return of Por

[Chittychangchang]

He emerges 20 minutes later with three jungle rats, a pair of eels, and some choice vegetation crammed into a plastic bag.

Reminds me of my one eyed brother in law.

masticating on betelnut

That would be the wife's auntie.Freaky sight the first time, thought she had some terrible gum disease.

pair of roosters scream at each other from opposite ends of the village

I asked politely if i could pay for and bbq them all in one night, they thought i was joking

Enjoyable read slap.

[Chittychangchang]

Here you go Stroller, a chicken fisting video

It looks like one of Luigis harem at the end

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9nqa2izlLoo

[somtamslap]

I asked politely if i could pay for and bbq them all in one night

The little cluckers round my way wouldn't be worthy of the BBQ. You'd need to eat about 17 of the twats for any sort of satisfying dining experience. All beak and bone you see, and tone deaf two syllable squawks.

[Chittychangchang]

I asked politely if i could pay for and bbq them all in one night

The little cluckers round my way wouldn't be worthy of the BBQ. You'd need to eat about 17 of the twats for any sort of satisfying dining experience. All beak and bone you see, and tone deaf two syllable squawks.

Least you'd get a good night's sleep without the fookers squawking all night.

My missus would grind the beak and bone up and make boiled balls out of them.

Don't taste too bad with some chilli after three large Chang.

[jimbobs]

Brilliant that slap you had me back in the village there sitting in her pors old house.
Nailed it mate

[thaimeme]

Brilliant that slap you had me back in the village there sitting in her pors old house.
Nailed it mate

I'm sure you can relate....

[somtamslap]

you had me back in the village there sitting in her pors old house

Here he is look

[chassamui]

Where did the outlaws live before you built that place? I remember the build thread.

[baldrick]

You'd need to eat about 17 of the twats

do roosters have twats ? is it the only bit worth eating ?

[somtamslap]

Where did the outlaws live before you built that place?

I think Por was an elite jungle survival expert. And Mair, well Mair likes doing nothing at temples.

[Bogon]

Stuff the kids education and your career (I have a proper job) progression.

Time to come "home" me thinks...

[Smug Farang Bore]

Sent the morning at Recall there mate..?

Shitty day in Croydon eh...

[chassamui]

I think Por was an elite jungle survival expert.

IIRC he couldn't even unmake his bed in the shed? lol

[DrB0b]

I can't help but feel that Por is preparing his heir...

[jimbobs]

Brilliant that slap you had me back in the village there sitting in her pors old house.
Nailed it mate

I'm sure you can relate....

Ha ha ha I can see why everyone thinks your a prick

Fuck off meff

[somtamslap]

Stuff the kids education and your career (I have a proper job) progression.

I was just thinking. A decent EP in a good school would probably do the trick for the little ones. Even though it's 30k plus a term, compared to jack-all in the UK. The mrs and I are currently holding talks. I keep leaving our passports in strategic positions around the house and pointing out how perpetually shite the weather is. I've become rather good at subliminally channelling negative thoughts about Britain into her head. You know, stuff like: THIS COUNTRY IS FUCKING SHIT! I think it's working. Yesterday I spent and hour or so talking about lemon grass. She liked that.

Shitty day in Croydon eh...

Has there ever been any other type?

Anyway, aren't you due a visit?

[klong toey]

Your missus must be a harden northerner, Gert does not do winter in the UK.
I have had the misfortune of being in Blighty since the end of February feck its dark, wet and windy glad i have only got a month left of my sentence to serve.
On the plus side i did enjoy the cold frosty mornings we had last week at least the bloody sunshine's on days like that.

[Bogon]

Even though it's 30k plus a term

Free, or min 50% off if you work there!

[somtamslap]

I have had the misfortune of being in Blighty since the end of February feck its dark, wet and windy

Yes, this weather should be on trial in the Hague. It's crime? Being a horrible and soul-devastating shitkunt. It is absolutely BITTER out there today.

Free, or min 50% off if you work there!

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[AntRobertson]

Por unleashes a tirade of gibberish aimed at the television, which isn’t even switched on.