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    Hi everyone and a warm welcome to refugees from ThaiVisa RIP

    Hi as a newbie let me welcome recent arrivals

    You will make many new pals and perhaps receive a strawberry

    For those arriving by shit from Pattaya we will do all we can to prevent you be tugged off to Rwanda

    Yule be pleased to know grimmer rimmer and tragic magic are not mods here, if you are a Cheeseman reply Caerphilly

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    Hi as a newbie let me welcome recent arrivals

    You will make many new pals and perhaps receive a strawberry

    For those arriving by shit from Pattaya we will do all we can to prevent you be tugged off to Rwanda

    Yule be pleased to know grimmer rimmer and tragic magic are not mods here, if you are a Cheeseman reply Caerphilly

    For thise who enjoy rounders check out our special kneads pisters

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    Might I ask is that Mr Robertson still on here and if not why not?

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    You will make many new pals and perhaps receive a strawberry
    Not forgetting, of course, the toffee option.

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    Remember red is the colour of love. Any red reputation you receive means you're doing well.

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    Google can't translate david44's posts.
    The muttpack has been neutered. 74% less pointless shitfights than before.
    You can be a gay, trans, republican, NRA nutjob, drunk at 0900 in the morning knuckledragger. Just never admit to drinking herbal tea.
    Pattaya is for sausage smugglers.
    Send reds to KW at every opportunity to show you care.
    The forum software has the reliability and user friendliness of a Russian tank.
    Australia is a made up country, it doesn't exist.
    The China based posters get beaten if they don't toe the party line. Pity them.
    Epstein didn't kill himself.
    Some people think it don't, but it be.

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    A heads up for all TV refugees...


    TDs Cockwomble of the year award poll 2023

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    If you push the New Post button and find 12 posts in a row by SLandreth followed by 10 posts by Harrybarracuda then there is a remedy button for that.
    Push the Forum Actions button followed by Mark Forums Read

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    Hi as a newbie let me
    Join Date: Aug 2011





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    Quote Originally Posted by PlanK View Post
    Send reds to KW at every opportunity to show you care.
    The forum software has the reliability and user friendliness of a Russian tank.
    Australia is a made up country, it doesn't exist.
    Fuck, I already greened you for the first line.


    *next time read the whole post first*

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrWilly View Post
    Originally Posted by david44
    Hi as a newbie let me
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    *next time RED the whole post first*
    Thank you for your enquiry it may be used for training porpoises
    Is your irony deficiency enema not working

    I used to be Mao then St Billy Chippychipy Wang Wang then Rant Knoberson my main nick is Edmond or Nevera at weak ends

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrWilly View Post
    *next time read the whole post first*

    I'd like to add... reading (&comprehension) is optional for some posters. Doesn't stop them from thinking that those who shout loudest and longest are the most rightest (Is that a real word? Snoozile will be along soon to correct me).

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    The mods to do their jobs. We all need a Rimmer in society to keep us on the straight and narrow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlanK View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris Daley View Post
    The mods to do their jobs. We all need a Rimmer in society to keep us on the straight and narrow.

    We have Cyrille, our resident grammar stasi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris Daley View Post
    We all need a Rimmer in society to keep us on the straight
    Phonohomic, squeak for yourself, however have a green owed for ticky it up, many do seek discipline in fact in Pattaya ome pay good mullah. I myelf shacked up with a correctional trainee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris Daley View Post
    We all need a Rimmer in society

    I understood he is trained to respond to REAMER.

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    I'll nominate the Plank for post of the year

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    I'll second that

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    Thirded

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    I'll second that
    Think again...

    Hi everyone and a warm welcome to refugees from ThaiVisa RIP-age5bm7_460s-jpg

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    But they do not speak Samish:

    Hey Lo Le Lo Le Lo Le Hey Lo Lo Le LoLa.


    ^ Pollies from The Liberal Left Farmers Party ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    ^ Pollies from The Liberal Left Farmers Party ?

    I have no idea, so I'm gonna say 'Yes'.
    And await the consequences.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlanK View Post
    I have no idea
    So, your very much substantiated attack on mine and my grandfathers tonque was out of the blue?

    Your are on a lucky streak today

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    Your are on a lucky streak today
    I just post the memes. If you feel your history is being attacked, that is up to you.
    The memes are just pictures, take it as you will.

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    But I was in agreement with you

    So, your very much substantiated attack on mine and my grandfathers tonque was out of the blue?
    Are you american ?

    Quote Originally Posted by PlanK View Post
    take it as you will.
    No....

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