Thread: Hello from Frankenstein

Hello!

Guess you could say Im something of a lurker and thought this dark old forum looked like just the place for me. So here I am.

Welcome Mr Stein though watch out there are a few Van Helsing type mods in here

Originally Posted by Frankenstein

Guess you could say Im something of a lurker and thought this dark old forum looked like just the place for me. So here I am.

afternoon.
I hope you find your feet.

Uhh, why, thank you, Jarvis. I will try to remember that.

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

Originally Posted by Frankenstein

Guess you could say Im something of a lurker and thought this dark old forum looked like just the place for me. So here I am.

afternoon.
I hope you find your feet.

Afternoon. Its true Im a bit overweight, but still not that bad.

Lurk no more Frank. Hopefully you'll get on well with Jarvis. He's another reincarnation creature that seems to have been put together out of the bodies of a number of deceased posters.

Cheers Dougal. What is that shade over the swimming pool?

That's a turtle Frank. I'm on a Chelonian theme at the moment.

Auuuh. I will need to look that up in my Encyclopedia Transylvanica.

Hi Frankenstein. I'm new too.

Hi Paul - I think I will pop in to say welcome to you too.

Hi Frank, keep your money with you at all times and if you drop your wallet mind how you stoop to pick it up.

Thank you Keda. I will do just that.

Hi Frankenstein, can i be the boring twat who always points out that Frankenstein was the name of the inventor of the monster, not the monster himself?

oh please say i can.........

Frankie baby, welcome to Teak Door.

I am also new , for some reason people don't like me already.

Welcome, Frank, where exactly did they get your brain from?
What was it in the Mel Brooks movie?

Originally Posted by Dougal

Lurk no more Frank. Hopefully you'll get on well with Jarvis. He's another reincarnation creature that seems to have been put together out of the bodies of a number of deceased posters.

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

Hi Frankenstein, can i be the boring twat who always points out that Frankenstein was the name of the inventor of the monster, not the monster himself?

oh please say i can.........

I can.

In actual fact, I am not the monster, nor his maker, but a rather normal individual who is using a pictorial representation of said monster as an avatar in order to project a general image of archetypal familiarity aimed at achieving a certain resonating effect in the minds of other posters, including your good self.

Do you like the hurdy-gurdy?

Originally Posted by stroller

Welcome, Frank, where exactly did they get your brain from?
What was it in the Mel Brooks movie?

Thank you sir.

Not sure where 'they' got my brain. But I intend to find out.

Originally Posted by YellowTrip

I am also new , for some reason people don't like me already.

Hi there.

Don't give up the fight and let Martin Luther King be an inspiration to us all, that people who try their best... get shot.

Originally Posted by Frankenstein

I am not the monster, nor his maker, but a rather normal individual

Never mind Frank, we let all sorts in here.

Thank you Danbo.

My shower is beautifully even in temperature - either ice cold or scorching hot. And while we're on the subject, one of my great fears is that one of the woodpecker-like birds in my garden will find the earth wire running from the heater alongside the outer wall an irresistible snack, and fry me while I am doing my Edit Piaf-impersonations.

Originally Posted by Frankenstein

earth wire running from the heater alongside the outer wall an irresistible snack, and fry me

That would put a bit more life int you Mr Stein and you wouldn't have to rely on that fokin idiot Igor again for a while