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Originally Posted by Garuda

How is one supposed to know when not to enter into a thread? I figure with all your familiarities, determining the differences between sincerity and facetiousness, facetiousness and sarcasm is going to be quite difficult.

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Feel free to join in anywhere you have something relevant or amusing to say.

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Originally Posted by Garuda

And what's with all these forums? I've never heard of Pattaya Secrets, Mango, and the others. I'd heard of stickman, but never been to the site, and I've only recently heard about TD from Ajarn. I feel like poor Donny from The Big Lebowski. "You're out of your element Donny!!"

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I'd leave those other sites alone if I were you, especially Ajarn - just a bunch of perverts there.

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Originally Posted by Garuda

!ACHNUNG! Stupid newbie question: Am I yet allowed to change "Newbie" to something fiendishly witty and jocular?

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Your status will change automatically in line with the number of posts you make till you get to a 1000 (I think) and then you can change it to what you like. I think you can bribe DD by offering some sort of 'personal service' to let you change it sooner, but you really don't want to go there.

Hello teakdoor!I'm very much a female and crossing my legs you'd treat fille douce in a nice way.

^ Welcome aboard. MiZwanting, we let all sorts in here.

fanch, Dougal.

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Originally Posted by Garuda

!ACHNUNG! Stupid newbie question: Am I yet allowed to change "Newbie" to something fiendishly witty and jocular?

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Ok, I got bored with this before and i feel sure you wont bother doing it, you want it changed then you do me 6 titles for posters and decide where the poster should be able to change their own, you come up with the figure for posters to choose there own, and it aint gonna be one, maybe a few hundred, but if you want it changed give me the post numbers and all the titles, I will then change it.

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Originally Posted by Garuda

Jesus mother of Mary this community runs deep. How well do you people know eachother? There are secret handshakes are you're just not yet telling me about them. That's okay; I understand.

How is one supposed to know when not to enter into a thread? I figure with all your familiarities, determining the differences between sincerity and facetiousness, facetiousness and sarcasm is going to be quite difficult.

And what's with all these forums? I've never heard of Pattaya Secrets, Mango, and the others. I'd heard of stickman, but never been to the site, and I've only recently heard about TD from Ajarn. I feel like poor Donny from The Big Lebowski. "You're out of your element Donny!!"

!ACHNUNG! Stupid newbie question: Am I yet allowed to change "Newbie" to something fiendishly witty and jocular?

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Oh Goodie. A Virgin.
Takes me back to my very first time.:bunny3:

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Originally Posted by dirtydog

Ok, I got bored with this before and i feel sure you wont bother doing it, you want it changed then you do me 6 titles for posters and decide where the poster should be able to change their own, you come up with the figure for posters to choose there own, and it aint gonna be one, maybe a few hundred, but if you want it changed give me the post numbers and all the titles, I will then change it.

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Who the f#@% are you?





Just kidding.

I'm about as witty as a calculator, so I don't have any clever names, but the following policy agrees with me:

After 300 posts or 2 months (which ever comes second), you may change your profile. Profile name changes come after every 50 posts until you reach 300.

Or better yet, can you just change me to "Mythical Member"?

If anybody is willing to spend the time to do 6 user titles and suggest the post count for them they will be changed as long as it is reasonable.