I think ive found Stokers dog.
Could stick that in yer Humourous Quotes thread.
^ Thought about it
I thought about it but wasn't about to pull the old warm it up and pop the cap bit. I don't want to see you guys hurting yourselves. Especially Japper, wouldn't want you to break a hip or something. That's how my old Niebor kicked it when I lived in the city. He was shoveling snow of all things. Keep them wheel under you buddy and keep trucken on.
Strange though, don't you know this stuff by age 14? You know, like stupid shit you saw your dad do and all.
Like light the burn barrel, get it smoldering and then pour gas on it out of a gallon tin. I still recall how that fuel was snapped by the fire traveling up to the can that pops threw in the air as it exploded. Now as a kid of about fourteen I had to calm him down and explain, stop drop and roll. It's the only was he was going to put him self out. Too far from the pool and all.
So he buys us this replica of a Sopwith Camel with a cox engine. Cool. You know the planes on strings that only go up or down depending on the airplanes ailerons position.
Well the old boy did well for a few minutes but then vertigo stepped in. As the plane outflew his circling the strings wrapped around his body. Slowly at first but then with each wrap it came in faster and faster.
Oh he was skipping and jumping by the time that plane hit him in the ass. We laughed our assess off. Poor bugger got a bit banged up. Folker will take your finger off right quick. Yea, we had a Folker DV11 too. The Red Barrons plane.
Mabey this is deserving of a new thread.... things your parents taught you that you should have allready known.
How to fish? Had an Esox Lucius ( we call them northerns) on a shad rap (rapala). I pulled it out of the water with the weight of the fish bowing the rod, I grabbed the line above the fish as it was frantically trying to get free.
It did and in a instant I caught myself in the right hand. Had to drive the the stick shift Stang to the local hospital to have all the hooks removed.
I learned a few things that day. 1; Don't set your own mouse trap.2: To remove barbed hooks you cut them and drive them through. Don't try to pull them back out, no no.
fffish.
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@ Old Fish,
One thing to keep in mind is not all people are uncoordinated and can think on a more critical level. As you and I both know, rednecks are neither above hence the frequent odd accident you hear about. Chainsaw accident, drowning while noodling, rafting over a waterfall, opening a radiator cap when car is at temperature. The accident list is huge.
Cannot imagine a better place where to get a good advice how to fix things, marriage, life, you name it...
^^ Angle grinder with a saw blade ....without the guard.
Lucky for the Acronym thread he's still here.
you think ?
So has this shitbox blown up yet ?
I'm in a huff and ignoring it.
Using the other car, and making damn sure she see its.
Will get it carted off to the glue factory, or some B-Quik place when me huff has subsided in a week or two.
Cracked (on the bottom of the) radiator.
I think if my chronology is correct, it happened 2 or 3 days after I was scammed into giving Dillinger my address....
Be warned lads.
Thats just a distraction for the slit fuel line and brake cables, probably
You didnt shag YDs new chick did you?
Well, if they're like my previous Thai mechanic they'll continue finding more and more problems until the entire engine, chassis, electrics and body has been replaced in spares.
Took our car for its yearly MOT yesterday i brought the car 4 years ago for £500 Toyota Avensis estate it failed.
So had to spend money on it other than petrol mind you only needed 1 tyre and a sidelight bulb to get it through total cost £136 .Another year life in it even though its only used for 2 months of the year ,time for me to head back home to Bangkok soon.
Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas priests... more drink!
Is Luigi a hybrid chickenhead?
He's a half Pikey, half Chickenhead, halfpint
Always talking about his Mia Nois and deep frying food, drinks wine that's cheaper than ya dong and he's bought a ticket to go camping at what he calls the Thai Glastonbury in December.
Supports Man United but knows fuck all about the English game.
The Real clarification of his chickenheadedness is in the rides around Thailand with a Farangs stolen go-pro thread with him riding on the wrong side of the road on his 125cc Scoopy with his 1000 decibel exhaust
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