Last night i was awakened from a bourbon induced slumber to the sound of screeching, at first i thought it was the wife attempting Karaoke but on further investigation i found a CAT firmly ensconced on the sat of my NEW MOTORCYCLE.
The aforementioned cat was rubbing itself against the rear seat and Yowling/screeching at full volume, this is simply not acceptable behaviour.
Apon awakening this morning , i examined the seat and it does not smell like fish, so i am wondering how i can persuade the feline felon into pissing off and not molesting my bike anymore.
I have on occasion released the hounds and they have decimated the kitten population in my yard however the drawback from the dogs is they urinate on everything.
Do any of you enlightened folk have realistic and practical ideas as to how encourage a feline absence, without resorting to firearms.