ROTFLMAO!!!!
Never did master the squat toilet, finally after months of trying could squat and chat for a few minutes but to take a dump was serious business and usually the morning after dump was required even staying in a Thai Hotel up-country. Never any paper so I learned to carry my own, and there was never a wash up station with soap. Didn't eat anything until I got back to the base and cleaned up......
Unfond memories,
Shiloh Jim