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    Asian Tiger Mosquito bite

    Has anyone been bitten by an Aedus Albopictus?. How long does it take for dengue or nile or zika virus to arrive after the bite?

    Do all those little black and white fukkers carry it?

    The Missus squatted it before hopefully it did too much damage...




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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Has anyone been bitten by an Aedus Albopictus?. How long does it take for dengue or nile or zika virus to arrive after the bite?

    Do all those little black and white fukkers carry it?

    The Missus squatted it before hopefully it did too much damage...


    ...How did it get into your pubes?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat View Post
    How did it get into your pubes?...
    I'm bald as a coot in that area as of a few days ago. Its a lot paler down there too, looking at it.

    I won't add a pic.

    4 to 7 days it can take for Dengue to show, I see... or up to 2 weeks.

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    ^ You can cross West Nile of your list of worries. Do not think there has ever been a reported case in Southeast Asia. And no, not all mosquitoes carry the viruses you mentioned - one in many thousands, unless there is an existing case near you, then all bets are off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    not all mosquitoes carry the viruses you mentioned - one in many thousands, unless there is an existing case near you, then all bets are off.
    Cheers Nid, feel a lot better now.

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    was it male or female ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Has anyone been bitten by an Aedus Albopictus?. How long does it take for dengue or nile or zika virus to arrive after the bite?

    Do all those little black and white fukkers carry it?

    The Missus squatted it before hopefully it did too much damage...

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    WTF is going on with your finger nail?

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    ^ Thats what a non-Mussie female one looks like mate

    ^^ And its only the females that bite, Baldy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    ^ Thats what a non-Mussie female one looks like mate
    That's a female claw?

    yikes. get her a manicure.

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    ^ The salons are shut, numbnuts.

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    ^ one to dill

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    On the upside, if your body hair falls out, you can have one of these made:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Has anyone been bitten by an Aedus Albopictus?. How long does it take for dengue or nile or zika virus to arrive after the bite?

    Do all those little black and white fukkers carry it?

    The Missus squatted it before hopefully it did too much damage...



    That's the best kind of mossy - Dead.

    Congrats to the missus - good aim

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    ^ The salons are shut, numbnuts.

    No home visits?

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    Can't she cut her own nails?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    And its only the females that bite, Baldy
    how do the males feed ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lom View Post
    Can't she cut her own nails?
    Forgive me if I am wrong, but many females have long nails. If they don't, they slap on fakes.

    What is the issue here?

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    ^

    I think KW likes a digit or two up the bum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    how do the males feed ?
    They feed on nectar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Chuchok View Post
    What is the issue here?
    Dengue fever and a slow upcoming painful death was my first thought.

    Thankfully I came on here to share my nearing fate and can now see the more pressing issue of my over-hirsute ginger arm hair and the wife's neglected fingernails.


    I've just brought this issue up actually and asked why her nails are not painted with the duty-free Revlon nail polishes I lovingly bought not long back.

    "Coveed and 3 years ago you bought them" was the lazy bitch's answer.

    Thank you Teakdoor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Thankfully I came on here to share my nearing fate and can now see the more pressing issue of my over-hirsute ginger arm hair and the wife's neglected fingernails.
    Sic transit gloria munde

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    duty-free Revlon nail polishes I lovingly bought not long back. "Coveed and 3 years ago you bought them"
    Off on a tad bit of a tangent but...

    Did a job in France twenty-five years ago. Asked my wife what she would like - perfume, the French are known for their perfume. So, as instructed I bought three bottles or very expensive, by French standards, perfume.

    Now, twenty five years later, we have this:

    Asian Tiger Mosquito bite-img_6255-jpg

    Yup, unopened, unused, and well traveled; Europe-USA-Thailand. When I ask the better half about them I get the look "why are you asking me a question that I will not acknowledge".

    You just got to love them...
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    ^ Brilliant

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    ^^ It is quite straight forward. She wanted perfume - and you got the wrong one. She had a very specific one in mind, and you, insensitive bastard that you are, did not select the correct one she was thinking about.

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