says it all really.a pig in shit
^ Ah. A fluffy cloud hater joins the fray.
A bit unfair, I think one of the few 'joys' he has is yelling at random passing clouds.
I'll play along with Smeg's thread...
Pattaya is a stinking cesspit of a stray dog riddled, lawless, soulless , disease ridden sodom and gomorrah with terrible infrastructure and irrigation that lies mostly on a flooded bed of fecal waste for most of the year with a residency of low rent groups of Indians, thieving horrible xenophobic tourist pillaging Thai kunts, Aussie and Brit sexpats and Chinese zero dollar tourists.
It was the best place I lived in Thailand though
many expats in pattaya are exactly that, pigs in shit.
fat boozed up mongers, relocated to a town that caters perfectly to their oafish needs.
nothing wrong with it, but what is the point in sugar coating it to be anything other than it is.
dill nailed it above.
Would live down the road in Bang Saray, meself.
I have an idea...
Lets number the fors and againsts of Pattaya and tally up at the end and see how far the against wins by...
I'll start
Fors
1- Schools
2- Hospitals
3- Dentists
4- Cheap breast enlargements
5- Ramayana water park
6- Soapys
7- Cheap dining
Against-
1- Deadly roads
2- Police road stops
3- infrastructure
4- Flooding
5- Polluted beaches
6- Songkran
7- Buddha alcohol free days
^That is 6 for and 7 against cause I don't need cheap breast implants.
So new and already made a friend
^ Like a chameleon he changed colour
Of course I understand you were not literally saying Pattaya is paradise.
Your comment however is soooo wide of the mark in this case as to be just plain dumb.
Maybe it's me that needs to 'apologise' sarcastically, as I might have forgotten that.
Of course the actual point is that smeg's just trolling and his 'argument' is ridiculous as well as being extremely worn.
Still, it's something to post about, I guess.
Soapdodgers go pretty good when it comes to complaining... here's a few from a travel site.
1. “On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food.”
2. “They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax.”
3. “We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish.”
4. “We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price.”
5. “The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room.”
6. “We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow.”
7. “It’s lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallartato close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during ‘siesta’ time — this should be banned.”
8. “No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared.”
9. “Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers.”
10. “I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.”
11. “The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun.”
12. “It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair.”
13. “I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends’ three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller.”
14. “The brochure stated: ‘No hairdressers at the resort.’ We’re trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service.
15. “When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners.”
16. “We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning.”
17. “It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel.”
18. “I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes.”
19. “My fiancée and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.”
To be fair though #15 was a complaint I also made last time I was in Washington DC.... every cnut spoke Spanish.... fucked me off no end.
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Quite a good thread this one innit. Pattaya bashing to the Max. Awesome.
Yeah those have to be fictitious.
Partly
Pattaya should be floated out to see and sunk!
Gives Thailand a bad name.
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