Is anybody happy in Pattaya?

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24-01-2020, 01:28 PM
NamPikToot

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Originally Posted by Dillinger

I'm sure you need a licence for a dartboard in Pattaya

Darts' will be outlawed in the UK soon for African cultural appropriation, and bar skittles must be some kind of Aussie Abbo thing too.
24-01-2020, 02:41 PM
Seekingasylum

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Originally Posted by Neverna

Why on earth do you travel on late night buses with retards in piss stained raincoats with halitosis and a faraway stare in their eyes? You really do keep odd company.

He's using his imagination you fucking retarded dribbling fuckwit.
24-01-2020, 02:58 PM
Switch

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Originally Posted by sabang

Most of the people who are unhappy in Pattaya would be unhappy anywhere, it's just they are less unhappy in Pattaya. It's got it's problems of course, but basically it's a fine place to live as an expat.
Especially if you're normal. Dysfunctional types tend to attract (and broadcast) grief, wherever they go. But nobody wants to hear about a struggling pensioner in Barnsley.

Barnsley doesn’t have quite the same cachet as Pattaya, but you are right of course. Seekingass would be angry, disillusioned and unhappy anywhere. Especially on an anonymous Thai forum.
At least it keeps him off night buses to nowhere. :)
24-01-2020, 03:05 PM
Switch

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Originally Posted by Dillinger

I'm sure you need a licence for a dartboard in Pattaya

I think that only applies to Farang owned bars, but anywhere in Thailand where an opportunity exists for tea money.
24-01-2020, 04:06 PM
Fondles

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Originally Posted by Switch

I think that only applies to Farang owned bars, but anywhere in Thailand where an opportunity exists for tea money.

Its rather amusing when a potential new law is announce and all the buthurt and outrage with people screaming from the roof tops that they don't enforce the laws they currently have so why create more.

they enforced this existing one and surprise surprise... butthurt and outrage !!

police are damned if they do and damned if they don't !!
24-01-2020, 04:11 PM
Lostandfound

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Originally Posted by nidhogg

Pattaya always looked to me to have a fair bit going for it. International standard hospitals, plenty of places to get western food (as provisions or as a meal), reasonable time to the airport. Have a friend who lives there, nice breezy apartment overlooking the water in a low density condo. As far as I can see he is as happy as a pig in shit there.....

You can get laid, too
24-01-2020, 04:12 PM
sabang

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Elite level sport?

Polo, showjumping, motor racing, golf. Even a professional soccer club, which is maybe elite to you.

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Bridge? ;)

The Pattaya Bridge club got busted in a high profile raid, for playing with "ünregistered cards". One of those only in Thailand things. It got sorted.

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Libraries?

I'm sure the elite Harrow school, or Asian university & the Thamassat campus must have a library. Hey, why don't you try for a job at Harrow? Then HRH might put you on the invite list for the next polo tournament.
24-01-2020, 04:22 PM
OhOh

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Originally Posted by Switch

Barnsley doesn’t have quite the same cachet as Pattaya,

You've obviously never spent a Saturday night at The Dale Tavern.

Google MapsThe Pontefract road is crowded after 11PM.
24-01-2020, 04:22 PM
Seekingasylum

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Originally Posted by Lostandfound

You can get laid, too

For fuck's sake a hunchback Quasimodo with one eye can get laid anywhere in Thailand, that's scarcely a qualification for choosing a residence.
24-01-2020, 04:23 PM
cyrille

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Originally Posted by sabang

I'm sure the elite Harrow school, or Asian university must have a library

Well umm...Harrow is in Bangkok and is what's known as a private school - clue in the name there- and Asian University is a strange shell of a place where little seems to happen.

Glad you got the allusion to bridge, anyway.:D
24-01-2020, 04:28 PM
Seekingasylum

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Originally Posted by OhOh

I suspect Wetherspoon's pubs and hotels are not brothels.

Of the 18 local/South Yorkshire, Thai "massage" offerings listed here:

Thai Massage Services | Services in Barnsley, South Yorkshire | Gumtree

Wetherspoons is not mentioned.

I suspect there are different "costs" involved. Their income stream and share price requires a more transparent "reporting" than your "opinion".

But you may have more information on the Barnsley Wetherspoons pubs to share with us.

You stupid fuck, you drink in a cheap shithole like 'Spoons and then buy your Thai whore. Its what the scummy English lower end do all the time, go ask Numfuktwat, he's the expert.
24-01-2020, 04:31 PM
cyrille

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Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

For fuck's sake a hunchback Quasimodo with one eye can get laid anywhere in Thailand.

Ah, but in Pattaya the preponderance of prossies means even one eye is not essential.

Indeed, lacking sight might make things rather easier.
24-01-2020, 04:34 PM
sabang

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Well umm...Harrow is in Bangkok

Yes u'mm, I meant Rugby International school.
24-01-2020, 04:36 PM
cyrille

Yeah it's a school. :D

Do adults wander around schools 'looking for the library' in Australia?
24-01-2020, 04:38 PM
armstrong

Or Regents perhaps.
24-01-2020, 04:39 PM
cyrille

It's amusing watching an Australian grapple with the concept of an adult going to a library anyway. :D
24-01-2020, 04:46 PM
sabang

Actually aussie libraries are great places when you're campervanning- free internet, all of the papers & periodicals you need to stay up to date, while you wait in air conditioned comfort for your various batteries to charge. The staff look the other way. Most every medium size town has one.
24-01-2020, 05:07 PM
Stumpy

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Originally Posted by nidhogg

Pattaya always looked to me to have a fair bit going for it.

Yeah it does. Like the 500,000 Wuhanians that have landed for Chinese New Years to light fireworks and share their new Virus. The year of that Rat and all. :)
24-01-2020, 06:51 PM
Fondles

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Originally Posted by sabang

motor racing,

where ?

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Originally Posted by sabang

Even a professional soccer club,

Pattaya Dolphins ?............. yeah they shut up shop a while ago.
24-01-2020, 07:03 PM
NamPikToot

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Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

You stupid fuck, Its what the scummy English lower end do all the time, go ask Numfuktwat, he's the expert.

Crickey, whats got Sausages all upset. Look you'll never cheer up unless you let us help you get your export sorted.

Princess is also upset it seems, and we can make her Thai dream come true by giving her your vacant flat so she can get her Russian bitches from grindr round. Win win.
24-01-2020, 07:44 PM
Neverna

Chonburi are still in the Thai Premier League, aren't they?
24-01-2020, 07:52 PM
Dillinger

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Originally Posted by Fondles

motor racing,
where ?

Bira Circuit?
24-01-2020, 08:03 PM
Fondles

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Originally Posted by Neverna

Chonburi are still in the Thai Premier League, aren't they?

Chonburi as in Chonburi City are.

Pattaya United folded end of season 2018.
24-01-2020, 08:05 PM
Fondles

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Originally Posted by Dillinger

Bira Circuit?

Basically club racing these days save for the 1 event per year for the Thailand super series.
24-01-2020, 08:26 PM
terry57

If one lives in Pattaya I suppose you could have a very nice existence because you know all the tricks to avoid the fookin shit down there and all the good spots and places to go.

Same as Bangkok innit, dumb fuks blow in and then say it's fooked but they do know fook all about the polluted shit hole.

All good. :)

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