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    a pig in shit
    says it all really.

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    ^ Ah. A fluffy cloud hater joins the fray.

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    A bit unfair, I think one of the few 'joys' he has is yelling at random passing clouds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile View Post
    a pig in shit
    says it all really.
    Smegs good mate, close as heck they are.

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    Well as analogies go, 'pigs in shit' is rather more pertinent for life in Pattaya than...

    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    You could put some people in paradise, and they would still complain that the clouds were too fluffy, the nectar was not quite the right temperature and don't get me started on that effing harp music.
    C'mon...doesn't it set off alarm bells for you guys when people call pattaya 'paradise'?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Well as analogies go, 'pigs in shit' is rather more pertinent for life in Pattaya than...



    C'mon...doesn't it set off alarm bells for you guys when people call pattaya 'paradise'?
    Sigh. Sorry cyrille, forgot you were so obtuse.

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    I'll play along with Smeg's thread...

    Pattaya is a stinking cesspit of a stray dog riddled, lawless, soulless , disease ridden sodom and gomorrah with terrible infrastructure and irrigation that lies mostly on a flooded bed of fecal waste for most of the year with a residency of low rent groups of Indians, thieving horrible xenophobic tourist pillaging Thai kunts, Aussie and Brit sexpats and Chinese zero dollar tourists.

    It was the best place I lived in Thailand though

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    many expats in pattaya are exactly that, pigs in shit.

    fat boozed up mongers, relocated to a town that caters perfectly to their oafish needs.

    nothing wrong with it, but what is the point in sugar coating it to be anything other than it is.

    dill nailed it above.

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    Would live down the road in Bang Saray, meself.

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    I have an idea...

    Lets number the fors and againsts of Pattaya and tally up at the end and see how far the against wins by...

    I'll start

    Fors
    1- Schools
    2- Hospitals
    3- Dentists
    4- Cheap breast enlargements
    5- Ramayana water park
    6- Soapys
    7- Cheap dining


    Against-
    1- Deadly roads
    2- Police road stops
    3- infrastructure
    4- Flooding
    5- Polluted beaches
    6- Songkran
    7- Buddha alcohol free days

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    ^That is 6 for and 7 against cause I don't need cheap breast implants.

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    ^ ok I've changed that one

    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Fors
    1- Schools
    2- Hospitals
    3- Dentists
    4- Sukhumvit Road that leads you outta the shithole
    5- Ramayana water park
    6- Soapys
    7- Cheap dining

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Fors
    1- Schools Who'd raise a child there.
    2- Hospitals We all don't have reoccurring problems with kerbs.
    3- Dentists Brush yer teeth ya manky pom.
    4- Cheap breast enlargements Hmmmm.
    5- Ramayana water park Urine content: 87%. Packed full of Gargling German men.
    6- Soapys 1 tick for.
    7- Cheap dining Grab Delivery's almost nationwide and you don't have to eat next to Hippos with bad teeth, and women with fake breasts.
    Hmmm. Not convinced.

    Think it over Smeg.

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    ^ Like a chameleon he changed colour

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    Sigh. Sorry cyrille, forgot you were so obtuse.
    Of course I understand you were not literally saying Pattaya is paradise.

    Your comment however is soooo wide of the mark in this case as to be just plain dumb.

    Maybe it's me that needs to 'apologise' sarcastically, as I might have forgotten that.

    Of course the actual point is that smeg's just trolling and his 'argument' is ridiculous as well as being extremely worn.

    Still, it's something to post about, I guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post

    Your comment however is soooo wide of the mark in this case as to be just plain dumb.
    555. Says the guy who lives in the sandpit and comes here for a two week holiday every year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    You could put some people in paradise, and they would still complain that the clouds were too fluffy, the nectar was not quite the right temperature
    Soapdodgers go pretty good when it comes to complaining... here's a few from a travel site.

    1. “On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food.”
    2. “They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax.”
    3. “We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish.”
    4. “We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price.”
    5. “The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room.”

    6. “We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow.”
    7. “It’s lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallartato close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during ‘siesta’ time — this should be banned.”
    8. “No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared.”
    9. “Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers.”
    10. “I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.”

    11. “The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun.”
    12. “It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair.”
    13. “I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends’ three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller.”
    14. “The brochure stated: ‘No hairdressers at the resort.’ We’re trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service.
    15. “When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners.”
    16. “We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning.”
    17. “It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel.”

    18. “I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes.”
    19. “My fiancée and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.”


    To be fair though #15 was a complaint I also made last time I was in Washington DC.... every cnut spoke Spanish.... fucked me off no end.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    555. Says the guy who lives in the sandpit and comes here for a two week holiday every year.
    Yeah, that has absolutely no connection with my comments whatsoever.

    btw I spend somewhere between 14 and 16 weeks per year in Thailand.

    Previously, I lived in Pattaya (darkside) for 3 years.

    You're starting to sound like FaRT.

    '555'.
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    Quite a good thread this one innit. Pattaya bashing to the Max. Awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fondles View Post
    12. “It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair.”
    Bastards

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    Yeah those have to be fictitious.

    Partly

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    Pattaya should be floated out to see and sunk!

    Gives Thailand a bad name.

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57 View Post
    Quite a good thread this one innit.
    Bring back Smeg!

    Bring back Smeg!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    England should be floated out to see and sunk!

    Gives Europe a bad name.
    FTFY.

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