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    I got a Thai girl preggers and decided to return to Thailand 4eva

    Whoa! It's an OG forum. I don't know how I ended up here. But I thought these kind of places had been lost to the history books. Kinda nostalgic here now. It's all Facebook and Twitster and so on nowadays.

    Just sparking up a convo if anybody is interested, for the sake o' the good ol' days:

    Anyway, I lived in Thailand for 10 years in my twenties, but had to return to Farangland after I ran out of munny. Common story. Had a relationship with a Filipino girl when I was in Farangland but it fell through because she was psychotic. So looking on dating sites for a new girlfriend I thought why not a Thai? I kinda speak Thai, so it made sense. Went to Thai cupid for a few hours and found a new one.

    I overstayed my Thai visa by a year or few when I was there, so I am still barred from re-entering until July 3 2019 (but who's counting?!) So I met my new hussy, Khun Tayida, in Vientiane instead. She's just turned 21 and is a university student studying environmental science. She was a virgin too, before she met me. Gotta be careful on dating sites, but the good girls are there and do exist to those who're smart enough to tell the difference.

    Well, I advised her to take contraceptive pills because I don't use condoms (can't feel anything and there's no point having sex if I use them because I don't get anything out of it). She chose not to. She prolly got preggers in the first few days, because we were only together for 2 and a half weeks and she tested positive on the preggy test as soon as she got home to Buriram.

    Anybody ever been to Buriram? What's it like? I used to live in Nakhon Si Thammarat, so I ain't familiar with much north of the Kok.

    Khun Tayida didn't tell her parents that she was meeting me because apparently they had forbidden it on account I already have 2 Thai daughters and they considered me a bad boy. I didn't know that at the time. It caused an argument after we were back at our respective homes and I forced her to tell them. So obviously her parents have changed their tune now that she's knocked up and they insist I must marry her ASAP. LOL

    I decided to do it. I fucking hate Farangland. Work work work and no fun, no reason for existing. I'm gonna save up to buy a small block of land in rural Buriram and build a house there, furnish it, put a car in the garage, then move back to Thailand and never return. I'll keep my visas in order this time though LOL I'll work online but I don't give a damn about munny anymore. Khun Tayida has an internship lined up once she graduates, and she'll get a high paid job by Thai standards.

    I am gonna retire in a few years at age 35 and sit on my ass and let my Thai wife and Thai daughters rake in the cash, whilst I be a shining model example of an expat!

    I have an idea I always wanted to try: If one owns a Rottweiler in Thailand, one could, hypothetically, build a chariot out of bamboo and bicycle wheels and use it as a cheap method of transport to get around the local township. Has anybody else tried anything like this?

    So what's been going on the last few years since I left Prathet Thai? Is the military dictator treating you all well? How's the new king? What's the price of Beer Chang now? I'm especially interested on any info on Buriram, since it's where I'm likely to crashland this time...

    Chat anything if you want. This post was just to say hi. Peace

    Here a pic of us together. She's damn skittish when the camera comes out so sorry I don't got better. I attach another pic of her for views:

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    I got a Thai girl preggers and decided to return to Thailand 4eva-50799449-1094325244072357-4255049320195162112-o-jpg

    She's plain, TBH. I could get a supermodel if I want, but 99% of them are sluts. I went for a good girl this time. Kinda thinking ahead in life now. She's a unicorn, if truth be told
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    So much troll in just one post, well done!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChadAlphaGod View Post
    I'm especially interested on any info on Buriram
    Town or province?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pragmatic View Post
    Town or province?
    I think it's Lam Plai Mat amphur where her family lives and I'll probably buy land there. So province.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    So much troll in just one post, well done!
    line after line.

    it really is impressive.

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    Seatbelts on, strap in for the ride.

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    Dickie multi nick

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    I got a Thai girl preggers and decided to return to Thailand 4eva
    Congratulations on both counts.
    Last edited by Neverna; 25-05-2019 at 07:50 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    So much troll in just one post, well done!
    Just imagine the poor naive Thai girl who doesn't speak any English and thinks she's hit the jackpot with a hot white boyfriend, slowly coming to the realization through our broken conversations in quasi Thai that the guy sitting in the bed next to her she's been shagging without contraception simply isn't normal...

    I'm not trolling. I am a troll. There's a difference. I can't turn it off, even IRL.

    She actually left me 3 days early in Vientiane. She got sulky and went home after she learnt I spent a week with a ladyboy in Manila just before I met her. That was her fault though. I'd booked my tickets and was supposed to fly straight to Lao to meet her - it was all planned for her to be my 1 and only - and 1 week before the trip she suddenly tells me she fucked up and her passport is actually expired and she's applying for a new one. So I extended my stopover in Manila for an additional week and made the most of it while she got her passport in order.

    I tried to convince her it'd be fine having a ladyboyfriend and a girlfriend both. I thought I was a very persuasive person. She's stubborn though and she ran away. Wasn't much I could do at the time. She was crying. I later agreed I'd choose her though and commit, so it worked out alright in the end (probably for the best given she was preggers).
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    Quote Originally Posted by raycarey View Post
    line after line.

    it really is impressive.
    Line after line after line.
    But he got heaps of repo in 4 posts.
    Whose multi is he? Nummy (Sid) or Lu?

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    What's a multi?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    Dickie multi nick
    Princess, you are just jealous you've not managed to get your micropenis wet in Thailand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    Line after line after line.
    But he got heaps of repo in 4 posts.
    Whose multi is he? Nummy (Sid) or Lu?
    Guilty. Bit younger than you tho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChadAlphaGod View Post
    She's plain, TBH. I could get a supermodel if I want, but 99% of them are sluts.
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    I am gonna retire in a few years at age 35
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    I already have 2 Thai daughters and they considered me a bad boy
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    I don't use condoms
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    She prolly got preggers in the first few days
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    my new hussy
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    I don't know how I ended up here. But I thought these kind of places had been lost to the history books.
    Etc etc...
    Quote Originally Posted by raycarey View Post
    line after line.
    I would say the only thing impressive is the belief he'll be taken seriously.

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    Zaza's up the duff.



    Those throw-off pics aren't fooling anyone bud.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChadAlphaGod View Post
    She's plain, TBH. I could get a supermodel if I want
    Must be Lu. Can there be that many Brit narcissists?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    Zaza's up the duff.



    Those throw-off pics aren't fooling anyone bud.
    Could be. If you had to bonk za, imagining her as a 21 year old uni student would be the way to go. Lights off of course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    Etc etc...
    I would say the only thing impressive is the belief he'll be taken seriously.
    Errrm, you've been thinking that for 4 years.

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    This guy is like Fluke on speed. Could be fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    Lu
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    Must be Lu
    Yup. I'm with the nutter. It's definitely Lu.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    This guy is like Fluke on speed. Could be fun.
    NevtheCam, have you CSI'd the location of the meal yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    Could be. If you had to bonk za, imagining her as a 21 year old uni student would be the way to go. Lights off of course.
    Dude, that's cold. I admit she's plain - and I don't care because I chose her based on character; my ex wife was chosen based on looks and I ignored her personality. That was a mistake. But Khun Tayida is OKAY if you like coffee girls, no need for lights off. I actually find her elegant in the shape of her body. She's taller than the average Thai woman and very slender... actually got a few looks for that though. You know how teenagers grow? They gain height first at about 14 and then fill out after. But she's got that kinda body where it looks like she's still a 14 y/o half way through puberty. She looks YOUNG when you see her, and I got a lot of dirty looks for that.

    The way she dressed didn't help either. She has absolutely no fashion sense. She showed up wearing an XXL sized hoody that'd be too big for me even. Damn baggy, and had holes in it because it was old. But you know Thai girls where these things to keep the sun off them. But to the other tourists it basically looked like I'd picked up a 14 year old beggar off the street Got a lot of dirty looks.

    I told her next time I meet in Thailand I'm gonna buy her dresses and force her to wear them, and tie her hair up in a bun because as I said she got an elegant body, but she just doesn't know how to present it. I'll attach a photo kind shows what I mean.

    Also is a pic of me with the ladyboy I met in Manils. She's hot, but has a shady history. I know the warning signs and this is what I mean, I can get a hot as fuck girl if I want but "I been down that road and now I'm back, sitting on square one, tryna pick myself up off of where I started from". Don't wanna repeat it. My first wife, the mother of my Thai daughters, she was plain too. Back when I was 19 and met her I kinda just liked her because she was motherly to me. But point is my daughters are very beautiful despite her being plain, and my daughters will be beautiful no matter who the mother is... within reason. So smarter to choose based on character. That's serious advice. Ignore it at your own detriment...



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    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post
    NevtheCam, have you CSI'd the location of the meal yet?
    I'm putting it through the Nevometer algorithms now.

    The first scan tells me it's probably in Laos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post
    NevtheCam, have you CSI'd the location of the meal yet?
    Khop Chai Deu bar and restaurant, Vientiane.

    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    Etc etc...
    I would say the only thing impressive is the belief he'll be taken seriously.
    LOL But if you're wrong, the joke's on you, right?

    My ex Filipina girlfriend was a ladyboy. She was fucking hot. At the place I worked, the guys when they learned I lived 10 years in Thailand they started joking my girlfriend must have a dick. Because, you know, they heard the stories. I just laughed along though, and showed them more photos of her and all agreed she was smoking hot. And there were more ladyboy jokes. I kept laughing. The joke was on them, being too stupid to know they were right...

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    Nothing to do with the beer lao on the table, then.

    Looks a bit stylish for Lao to me.

    If it is then I'd go for Luang Prabang.

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