Whoa! It's an OG forum. I don't know how I ended up here. But I thought these kind of places had been lost to the history books. Kinda nostalgic here now. It's all Facebook and Twitster and so on nowadays.
Just sparking up a convo if anybody is interested, for the sake o' the good ol' days:
Anyway, I lived in Thailand for 10 years in my twenties, but had to return to Farangland after I ran out of munny. Common story. Had a relationship with a Filipino girl when I was in Farangland but it fell through because she was psychotic. So looking on dating sites for a new girlfriend I thought why not a Thai? I kinda speak Thai, so it made sense. Went to Thai cupid for a few hours and found a new one.
I overstayed my Thai visa by a year or few when I was there, so I am still barred from re-entering until July 3 2019 (but who's counting?!) So I met my new hussy, Khun Tayida, in Vientiane instead. She's just turned 21 and is a university student studying environmental science. She was a virgin too, before she met me. Gotta be careful on dating sites, but the good girls are there and do exist to those who're smart enough to tell the difference.
Well, I advised her to take contraceptive pills because I don't use condoms (can't feel anything and there's no point having sex if I use them because I don't get anything out of it). She chose not to. She prolly got preggers in the first few days, because we were only together for 2 and a half weeks and she tested positive on the preggy test as soon as she got home to Buriram.
Anybody ever been to Buriram? What's it like? I used to live in Nakhon Si Thammarat, so I ain't familiar with much north of the Kok.
Khun Tayida didn't tell her parents that she was meeting me because apparently they had forbidden it on account I already have 2 Thai daughters and they considered me a bad boy. I didn't know that at the time. It caused an argument after we were back at our respective homes and I forced her to tell them. So obviously her parents have changed their tune now that she's knocked up and they insist I must marry her ASAP. LOL
I decided to do it. I fucking hate Farangland. Work work work and no fun, no reason for existing. I'm gonna save up to buy a small block of land in rural Buriram and build a house there, furnish it, put a car in the garage, then move back to Thailand and never return. I'll keep my visas in order this time though LOL I'll work online but I don't give a damn about munny anymore. Khun Tayida has an internship lined up once she graduates, and she'll get a high paid job by Thai standards.
I am gonna retire in a few years at age 35 and sit on my ass and let my Thai wife and Thai daughters rake in the cash, whilst I be a shining model example of an expat!
I have an idea I always wanted to try: If one owns a Rottweiler in Thailand, one could, hypothetically, build a chariot out of bamboo and bicycle wheels and use it as a cheap method of transport to get around the local township. Has anybody else tried anything like this?
So what's been going on the last few years since I left Prathet Thai? Is the military dictator treating you all well? How's the new king? What's the price of Beer Chang now? I'm especially interested on any info on Buriram, since it's where I'm likely to crashland this time...
Chat anything if you want. This post was just to say hi. Peace
Here a pic of us together. She's damn skittish when the camera comes out so sorry I don't got better. I attach another pic of her for views:
She's plain, TBH. I could get a supermodel if I want, but 99% of them are sluts. I went for a good girl this time. Kinda thinking ahead in life now. She's a unicorn, if truth be told