I got a Thai girl preggers and decided to return to Thailand 4eva

[ChadAlphaGod]

re: The pic in the OP...Is that your little brother in your avatar pic? Son?

??? With an Adam's apple the size of an... apple. Yeah, Sherlock. That's an 8 year old.

[ChadAlphaGod]

It's they way he calls his misses Khun tiyada. Odd.

Never talked politely about a Thai hussy? Telling...

[Neverna]

It's they way he calls his misses Khun tiyada. Odd.

Yes. Had me giggling.

[Loy Toy]

I reckon Chad is brilliant even if he is a troll.

Reminds of Gentleman Scamp.

[beerlaodrinker]

Disapoined i never bumped into chad in vientiane. Would of been a great laugh on the wobbly pops with him. Onya chad.

[ChadAlphaGod]

Disapoined i never bumped into chad in vientiane. Would of been a great laugh on the wobbly pops with him. Onya chad.

Well, I shall inevitably return if you're an expat there. You can join me for beer and several games of chess at the Khop Chai Deu. Don't know when though. Maybe next year.

[Luigi]

Giz a shout if yer ever up in Chiang Mai Chadski, you and the mrs are welcome for an evening's poolside BBQ.




If you don't mind losing at chess, that is.

[Maanaam]

Yes. Had me giggling.

Well, with his 10 years in Thailand, he claims " I kinda speak Thai".
It's also odd that he calls her a hussy while also extolling her virtues as a good girl.

[Luigi]

Watch out Chadski, Detective Moron is on your case.

[ChadAlphaGod]

Will do, Luigi

"Hussy" is short for "housewife". Improper slang, but nothing wrong with the word.

[Neverna]

"Hussy" is short for "housewife". Improper slang, but nothing wrong with the word.

I've never heard or seen it used to mean that before. But perhaps you are 500 years old.

[Dillinger]

If you are ever near Pattaya Chad; give Loy Toy or Bogon a call, you filthy ladyblokes cock smoking homo wrongun

[ChadAlphaGod]

If you are ever near Pattaya Chad; give Loy Toy or Bogon a call, you filthy ladyblokes cock smoking homo wrongun

Who are Loy Toy or Bogon? I don't do whores, but I never say no to a pretty girl who gonna offer to buy me a drink. Ugh, that seems a rarity in Asia, though. After Khun Tayida left in a hissy fit in Lao a few days early, I figured I had nothing to do so might as well hit Tinder. Got a few matches in a few hours. Now, I am guessing it was just the "type" of girl on Tinder, but if the sample was ANYTHING to go by, those hos were such trash. The suggestion I'd come over to their house and they'd cook me dinner was met with such fucking indignation, even when I pointed out I'd buy the ingredients if they had nothing good in stock. They all seemed to expect a 5 star dinner after they matched a white guy.

Such hos are so dumb. They NEVER think of the long-term, only judge shit on the short term. Like, if they just fucking cooked me dinner like a proper woman should, maybe it could've sparked a relationship that could end up with me dumping tens of thousands of dollars on them in the long run. But no, this prick appears to be going cheap because he wants a home cooked meal. Better hook up with that elderly gent with a heart condition and his life savings to blow instead.

The ho I ended up hooking up with that night was a ladyboy lived a few kays out of town. There was no dinner as by the time I got there I'd already eaten. I slept in her bed, received a blowy in the morning, and then went back to my hotel thinking she was alright and I invited her to come into town for dinner that night. Messages me on Line a few hours later "You give me 500,000 kip". WTF for? "There some thing I want to buy". No shit. That's the end of that story and the end of my experience with Lao girls.

Advice here: Tinder is for whores. Period.

There was actually a nice girl working at the Khop Chai Deu, but it's rude to approach a girl at her workplace because if she doesn't like the attention then it can make her job uncomfortable. I don't know where else to meet a Lao girl though. Might be some internet sites with good girls on them. Asian Cupid or something. But I always wanted to try free range. If I'm getting married now then maybe I missed my oppurtunity forever?

[NamPikToot]

that's quite a journey over 4 pages. Is that you breaking your gay cherry at the end there?

[nidhogg]

Like, if they just fucking cooked me dinner like a proper woman should,

So, tell me -what is it like living in the 1950s?

[ChadAlphaGod]

So, tell me -what is it like living in the 1950s?

I pity your relationships, TBH, if that's what you think. I'm assuming you guys aren't ALL sitting at a restaurant/bar in Pattaya with your notebooks hooked into the free WiFi, 50 years old, bald, fat, sweating like a pig, and wearing a sodden Beer Change singlet as you throw back your fifth bottle for the morning. In which case, you have options. So why NOT choose the girl who puts in the extra elbow grease?

[Dillinger]

If I'm getting married now then maybe I missed my oppurtunity forever?

Our resident top swordsman and lothario extraordinaire Luigi will show you how to pull off five Mistresses at one time.

The ho I ended up hooking up with that night was a ladyboy lived a few kays out of town. There was no dinner as by the time I got there I'd already eaten. I slept in her bed, received a blowy in the morning, and then went back to my hotel thinking she was alright and I invited her to come into town for dinner that night. Messages me on Line a few hours later "You give me 500,000 kip". WTF for? "There some thing I want to buy". No shit. That's the end of that story and the end of my experience with Lao girls

This has to be the return of Socal

[ChadAlphaGod]

Ugh. No fun, Dilinger

[Luigi]

50 years old, bald, fat, sweating like a pig, and wearing a sodden Beer Change singlet as you throw back your fifth bottle for the morning

Well yeah, that would be:

Dilinger

Aka The Hungry Hungry Hippo.

[bsnub]

that's quite a journey over 4 pages. Is that you breaking your gay cherry at the end there?

You should be honored to have gotten a mention dumbprik...

Better hook up with that elderly gent with a heart condition and his life savings to blow instead.

[NamPikToot]

You should be honored to have gotten a mention dumbprik...

The ho I ended up hooking up with that night was a ladyboy lived a few kays out of town.I slept in her bed, received a blowy in the morning,

I think its great you two met up, hope you packed your mouthwash Princess.

[bsnub]

I think its great you two met up, hope you packed your mouthwash Princess.

You really need to try harder you old duffer. The thing is you ain't funny. How is your pacemaker holding up?

[baldrick]

I'm assuming you guys aren't ALL sitting at a restaurant/bar in Pattaya with your notebooks hooked into the free WiFi, 50 years old, bald, fat, sweating like a pig, and wearing a sodden Beer Change singlet as you throw back your fifth bottle for the morning

are you telling me I have no chance anymore of getting a blowjob from a ladyboy - arrgh , the humanity

Ugh. No fun, Dilinger

its is all fcuking funny - you post your pic and dill will have you in a ditch getting a blowjob from lassie


if anyone is bored , copy the original post and start a thread on thai visa - the conniptions until they delete the thread would be gold

[Hugh Cow]

I'm assuming you guys aren't ALL sitting at a restaurant/bar in Pattaya with your notebooks hooked into the free WiFi, 50 years old, bald, fat, sweating like a pig, and wearing a sodden Beer Change singlet as you throw back your fifth bottle for the morning.

S.A is over 50 isn't he?

[SKkin]

??? With an Adam's apple the size of an... apple. Yeah, Sherlock. That's an 8 year old.

Just saying your avatar pic looks younger than the dude in the OP pic. Just an observation. Why specify 8 years old? A younger brother could be in the teens, 20 or 30 something. At least I didn't ask if he was your rent boy.

Another observation, your "plain" girlfriend is much more attractive than the flipper with tits and a kickstand. IMO...