I got a Thai girl preggers and decided to return to Thailand 4eva

[NamPikToot]

Is this the return of EoM, looks similar now had a shave.

Was my guess. But reckon its a Lu wind up. If not he's a nutter for throwing it out there or is it Fluke....

[ChadAlphaGod]

Was my guess. But reckon its a Lu wind up. If not he's a nutter for throwing it out there or is it Fluke....

What are you guys talking about? You're losing me. Now I feel like the one getting old

[Neverna]

There was another guy a few years ago that came with a story about him and Thai women and he posted up a load of photos of him and them. Similar style, story slightly different though if I recall correctly. Some American stud type guy.

[buriramboy]

Was my guess. But reckon its a Lu wind up. If not he's a nutter for throwing it out there or is it Fluke....

Writes too well to be fluke.

[ChadAlphaGod]

What exactly about my story is unusual for an expat in Thailand? Or ex-expat-soon-to-be-expat-once-more, so to say

[Neverna]

What exactly about my story is unusual for an expat in Thailand? Or ex-expat-soon-to-be-expat-once-more, so to say

555

Genuine question, have you thought through what you will do and how you will be able to do it? Obviously you have decided what you want to do but being able to do it is something else. As you say you have experience in Thailand, I'm curious as to how you intend to achieve it.

[baldrick]

what you will doooooo

I thought shelf packer to english teacher was a career path ?

[buriramboy]

What exactly about my story is unusual for an expat in Thailand? Or ex-expat-soon-to-be-expat-once-more, so to say

More the merrier here IMO as the forum is stale as fuck, hang around as I'd rather read your posts than the likes of simple Sybil. Troll or genuine who cares if provide entertainment.

[ChadAlphaGod]

555

Genuine question, have you thought through what you will do and how you will be able to do it? Obviously you have decided what you want to do but being able to do it is something else. As you say you have experience in Thailand, I'm curious as to how you intend to achieve it.

I already explained it in the OP. I'm gonna buy a house in rural Buriram. Or, if you want specifics, I'm gonna get my ex wife to buy land, then gift it to my 8 year old daughter so it's in her name so it can't be wrenched away from me should worst come to worst, and I'll build the house on the land myself. Lawyer advised me that's the best option, as minors can't buy land but they can receive it as gifts from parents. I'll buy everything I need before going to Thailand - furnish the house with TV, fridge, computer, furniture, and put a new car in the garage. Plus keep enough cash in my bank account to do the marriage visas. Is it still 400,000 needed? But I'll get over a million just for safes and I won't spend it. Just keep it for visa requirements and try to invest small portions of it to see if I can grow it.

Once all that is done, I am done too. Gonna retire. My new wife Khun Tayida will be finished university by then and working a good job. I'll stay at home taking care of the kids, including my 2 daughters from my previous marriage, and she will go work to take care of us and pay the bills. I'll try work online and make some cash if I can. I'm a skilled writer and might have luck as a content creator. Also, I want to have a garden and raise chickens and be relatively self sufficient.

That's the plan. Seems easy enough to me.

I've been over all this with Khun Tayida and she's cool with the plan. She's obviously been brainwashed by dumb assed Thai feminists and has this "strong woman" narrative. Although she's nowhere near as toxic as Western feminists, don't get me wrong. But it's kind of convenient for me because now she has no qualms about being the working spouse whilst I get to be the stay at home mom!

The first time I went to Thailand, my money finished after 2 years. The next 8 years I spent working my ex wife's rice and rubber farm. So I know the lifestyle I'm talking about. The difference between now and then is my ex wife was uneducated and couldn't even get a job at 7 Eleven whereas Khun Tayida will have a university degree.

That's some advice there - look for an educated Thai girl. There are a lot of them if you bother to browse the profiles and talk to the girls at Thai cupid. If you just click on the profiles of the hottest babes with the biggest tits you might end up with a looker, but it's gonna make retiring 30 years early a LOT harder than if you'd found a uni chick. Also, I'm deadly serious about attempting to make a chariot out of bamboo and bicycle wheels and have it towed by a Rottweiler. Stop dismissing everything I say.

More the merrier here IMO as the forum is stale as fuck, hang around as I'd rather read your posts than the likes of simple Sybil. Troll or genuine who cares if provide entertainment.

Yeah it seems alright here. Never found any good expat groups on Facebook yet. So nowhere else to go if I wanna talk about this subject. Used to post on muaythailand.com but the site closed down. Sucked.

[taxexile]

neverna

Genuine question, have you thought through what you will do and how you will be able to do it?

fuck off neverna you oaf and stop attempting to introduce gravitas to this entertaining troll.

[Jack meoff]

Chad
Did you teach in Thailand when you were there before?

[ChadAlphaGod]

Chad
Did you teach in Thailand when you were there before?

Nah, I did Muay Thai a bit at the start, then rice farmer and rubber.

[taxexile]

oh dear, neverna sent me a red. feel better now do you.

Neverna lives such a sad miserable lonely existence that he thinks reds have some kind of meaning.

Little does he know that every time I slag him off I get a flood of greens ...keep em coming Mod Neverna.

[Neverna]

You were begging for it. I obliged. You are welcome.

[Luigi]

The fooker's sorted.


Onya Chad. *fistpump*

[Jack meoff]

Nah, I did Muay Thai a bit at the start, then rice farmer and rubber.

Cool


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[Luigi]

TD does like a bit of a photothread.

[Jack meoff]

I'm not going Dj pat on his meds.

[buriramboy]

Its EoM.

[Jack meoff]

Little does he know that every time I slag him off I get a flood of greens ...keep em coming Mod Neverna.

Apart from butters the shelf stacker in Calais.....mention 1 more!

[Cujo]

Its EoM.

Nah, EOM was sincere. Deranged, but sincere.
This is just a clever troll.

[SKkin]

Here a pic of us together.

re: The pic in the OP...Is that your little brother in your avatar pic? Son?

[Maanaam]

clever troll.

Clever?

entertaining troll.

Entertaining?

He's certainly got that Luluesque way of slipping little humblebrags into the monologue.

[beerlaodrinker]

NevtheCam, have you CSI'd the location of the meal yet?

Looks like kop chai der bar.

[armstrong]

It's they way he calls his misses Khun tiyada. Odd.