Stupid Shit People Do

[tunk]

It seems every generation tries to do stupider shit than their parents. When I was young we pissed off our parents by getting an ear pierced. Then young people started poking holes in everything. Lips, tongue, clit. Now I read about eyeball tattoo. Who in the f$ck would be stupid enough to get their eyeball tattooed?

[Chittychangchang]

Model may have eye removed after tattoo made her cry purple tears




Catt Gallinger’s boyfriend gave her the tattoo but it very quickly became clear that something had gone wrong.She’s now revealed on instagram that she had surgery. She said: ‘If this doesn’t work, my cornea is way too thin and at high risk of rupturing. If it does rupture before, during or afterwards, I lose my eye.’ Catt said that the decision to get the tattoo was a ‘massive mistake’ and she is facing a long recovery from the procedure. At one point it appeared as though she was crying purple tears from her sclera tattooo as residue escaped.




Read more: Model Catt Gallinger may have eye removed after tattoo made her cry purple tears | Metro News
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[pseudolus]

stupid bitch.

Those blokes who are stretching their earlobes - they make me laugh so much. What a bunch a twats.

[Maanaam]

Coloured contact lenses not good enough.
Mind you, it probably hides the marijuana red-eye quite well.

[fishlocker]

Perfectly normal to stretch the lobe, well at least for me.

Just kidding but hey, to each his own, no?

[Chittychangchang]

stupid bitch.

Those blokes who are stretching their earlobes - they make me laugh so much. What a bunch a twats.

Are these classed as a twats?









We need to invent a new word to describe this new class of twats

[Maanaam]

Those are quite scary. Not the image they portray per se, but the thought of the mental state of the people that drove them to that sort of bizarre self-mutilation.

Mind you, it's traditional in some parts of Africa.





Notice the scarification too. Nice tits.

[DJ Pat]

[Switch]

Boredom and alcohol/drugs often combine to produce the best Darwin Awards.

[Maanaam]

Boredom and alcohol/drugs often combine to produce the best Darwin Awards.

Damn. If you're right, there's little hope for me then.

[DJ Pat]

A gf last year had her belly button pierced. For some bizarre reason sex became boring fast.

During sex l'd look down and see it, and my brain reminded me who l was f**king. Without it l could have fantasised about someone else and looked wherever l wanted, except her face, but l'm not an eye contact kinda guy anyway.

[Fluke]

A couple of years a go I was sat in a bar in Bangkok and some bloke tried to bring some sausages in , Gullivers , I think the bar was called

[bsnub]

^Did he pull them out of his crotch?

[terry57]

Gunna be a whole generation of Bints lining up to have their shit tatts removed because they thought they looked so cool when they were young. ????

Jesus, what a fookin gong show going down with these young girls getting sleeves and covered in INK.

[fishlocker]

Those are quite scary. Not the image they portray per se, but the thought of the mental state of the people that drove them to that sort of bizarre self-mutilation.

Mind you, it's traditional in some parts of Africa.





Notice the scarification too. Nice tits.

I rest my case, well at least a sack of balls anyway.

[uncle junior]

freaks

[Switch]

Gunna be a whole generation of Bints lining up to have their shit tatts removed because they thought they looked so cool when they were young. ????

Jesus, what a fookin gong show going down with these young girls getting sleeves and covered in INK.

What bloke in his right mind want a bird with masculine tattoos or worse still, tramp stamps. I often wonder what makes beautiful Thai birds go down that route.

[Maanaam]

I often wonder what makes beautiful Thai birds go down

Money or love.
(Cheeky out of contexct quote).

[Dillinger]

l'm not an eye contact kinda guy anyway.

Get yourself a rear view mirror like Dicky

[DJ Pat]

^l viewed & screwed her rear regularly

That part was still ok

[armstrong]

I had my ear stretched 10mm in my more youthful days. It's shrunk back now. Although there's still a hole.

[Dillinger]

Gunna be a whole generation of Bints lining up to have their shit tatts removed

Sure beats melanoma removal

[HuangLao]

What bloke in his right mind want a bird with masculine tattoos or worse still, tramp stamps. I often wonder what makes beautiful Thai birds go down that route.

Reflective of the company that you're accustomed to keeping?

Quite telling.

[pseudolus]

Basically, because the yoof of today are braindead iphone morons, then believe that they are being individual, unique, and cool by copying all their peers with the same tats, same piercings, same shit that is being endorsed by their youtube heros.

[HuangLao]

Basically, because the yoof of today are braindead iphone morons, then believe that they are being individual, unique, and cool by copying all their peers with the same tats, same piercings, same shit that is being endorsed by their youtube heros.

Generations Haven't a Clue.
The end is near.