Where to live in Thailand

[NZdick1983]

You boys should buy a .22 pistol... Co2 powered 20 shot, ball bearings. Easily concealed. Sufficient to scare them away, or if really in trouble, plenty of power to kill the animal..(not that I am advocating shooting them, unless attacked)..

My brother has one of these. Baikal Makarov MP-654K
I am hunting one down in NZ... very hard to find.

The Baikal MP-654K is an air pistol which is made in the same manufacturing plant as the original Makarov pistol. There is some argument for saying that this isn’t a replica at all – it’s simply a CO2 powered version of the original firearm..
Nasty piece of kit...

[RobertMook]

the old city in chiang mai is pretty great

[can123]

Prachup is probably where I'm going to retire. Tons of unspoiled beach with little tourists.

Pygmies are getting everywhere these days.

[Hugh Cow]

Thanks TDs for all the great suggestions. Shall do some touring based on TD suggestions and see if I can prise Lady Cow from her intended path. However I do have this nagging thought that as I escort the good lady Cow to these small plots of paradise, it will be accompanied by a soft demur smile and "I like Nakhonsawan Darling". May I humbly suggest the TDorians that have strayed off topic, temporarily desist from smoking the herbs from the back of their garden (although I am sure it is strictly for medicinal purposes only).

[Dillinger]

^Sounds like she has you round her little finger.

Unless you man up you're gonna get milked and put out to pasture Mr.Cow.

[Hugh Cow]

Thanks for the tip Dill. I shall do my best to be a man. I may even burn my bras and swap my panties for Y fronts. I'll even stop wearing a dress if I can get my pants back from Lady Cow. " Darling! are you still wearing my pants? I don't like this dress, it doesn't go with my stockings"