Appreciate your Thai woman

[tunk]

If you ever stop appreciating your Thai woman, just go back to your home country for awhile. After 9 years in Thailand I returned to America for a few months. The first thing that jumps out at you is how fat the women are.And then when you hear them start bitching you really miss that Thai woman. At least when your Thai woman bitches at you, most of it you don't understand. So hug your Thai lady and tell her how much you appreciate her.

[Iceman123]

Well said Tunk. Have a green

[Neverna]

And Thai women never get headaches. I appreciate that.

[thaimeme]

And Thai women never get headaches. I appreciate that.

...and very quiet and demure.

[Eliminator]

And Thai women never get headaches. I appreciate that.

All women have headaches, don't go trying to blow smoke up anyone's ass. That would be like saying they don't have PMS problems.

[thaimeme]

And Thai women never get headaches. I appreciate that.

All women have headaches, don't go trying to blow smoke up anyone's ass. That would be like saying they don't have PMS problems.

Of course - as all women are the same.
Common knowledge.

[Stinky]

Thai spouses are easy to appreciate it's them bastard mother(fukers) in law that are the main cause of strife.

[Horatio Hornblower]

Nah Stinky its you for letting them....

Thai spouses are easy to appreciate it's them bastard mother(fukers) in law that are the main cause of strife.

[Luigi]

And then when you hear them start bitching you really miss that Thai woman. At least when your Thai woman bitches at you, most of it you don't understand.

Yeah, being able to understand each other is a real drawback in a loving relationship.

[PeeCoffee]

^^^ Insightful. Right on for cutting straight to the chase, Luigi.

[toddaniels]

For a random word generating forum-bot Luigi actually got that one right..

Or is he not the randon word generating forum bot?

tunk; I don't have a "thai lady" as they just end up getting underfoot. I do have two Siamese cats. Is it okay if I pet them to show my appreciation of all things thai?

There's nothing like the lack of a common language to foster understanding and good will between foreign/thai couples, or at least give the foreigner the illusion there's a modicum of understanding..

[BaitongBoy]

I don't have a "thai lady" as they just end up getting underfoot.

Thegent hired a wingman...

[thaimeme]

I don't have a "thai lady" as they just end up getting underfoot.

Thegent hired a wingman...

I might be wrong, but I believe both are referring to "owning" a Thai lady - less, "having".

[beazalbob69]

I don't have a "thai lady" as they just end up getting underfoot.

Thegent hired a wingman...

I might be wrong, but I believe both are referring to "owning" a Thai lady - less, "having".

Maybe if he is in fact talking about "owning" a Thai lady he can't "afford" one?

[toddaniels]

^ I dunno how someone could read my post and imagine in any way shape or form I meant "owning" a thai lady.

As a general rule, I got nothing against thai women, most just aren't "my cup 'o tea' is all.

Truth be told I've found they're not all that much different from women the world over. Especially once you factor in cultural brain-washing, education (or lack thereof) and the mythical beast known as 'thai logic'. Now, if you don't take the above criteria into consideration, it is easy to have thai women come off as appearing bat-shit-crazy.

[PeeCoffee]

I don't have a "thai lady" as they just end up getting underfoot.

Thegent hired a wingman...

I might be wrong, but I believe both are referring to "owning" a Thai lady - less, "having".

Somewhere else (and someone else) on the Forum reiterated , "If it's got wheels or sails or gets menopause - it's far better to lease."


Isn't "love" these days actually a business relationship , particularly as one moves into the second-half of ones life ?

One just has to decide if they're more comfortable with another full-time or short-time.
Full-time adds family (IMHO).

[nigelandjan]

Best last 8 years of my life with one , wish I had done it many years ago

Yes you are right I do appreciate her and show it regularly , flowers most nearly every week , and the weeks I don't I buy her a nice top or something similar from a local shop , just to top up the 4 wardrobes and 3 sets of chester drawers she has full of clothes

Unfortunately its just about to get very hot here in the UK for about 3 months , so the disgusting herds of ultra white tattooed chavvy lard will be wobbling around on display screeching continually into they're iPhone 5,s for all and sundry to see .

[Boon Mee]

If you ever stop appreciating your Thai woman, just go back to your home country for awhile. After 9 years in Thailand I returned to America for a few months. The first thing that jumps out at you is how fat the women are.And then when you hear them start bitching you really miss that Thai woman.

Bet the second thing that jumped out at you was their horrible screeching version of English that pours out of their mouths.

[Latindancer]

Indeed. Screeching, honking, loud, staccato and often slightly nasal voices (I live in Oz).

It's such an auditory relief when I go back to Thailand.

[Cujo]

Somewhere else (and someone else) on the Forum reiterated , "If it's got wheels or sails or gets menopause - it's far better to lease."

I think the expression is, if it flys floats or fucks, rent it don't buy it.

[nidhogg]

It's such an auditory relief when I go back to Thailand.

Everyone is different, but I know that I for one find the never ending f*cking noise to be one of the least attractive things about living in Thailand.

The language may be soft on the ear - when you can bleeding hear it.

[Latindancer]

True. And as men age, they appear to become more noise sensitive, for some reason.

Thailand is bearable if you carefully choose where you go. And carry ear plugs at all times.....both varieties : the soft foam type, and the mouldable silicone, airtight ones for real "noise emergencies" (even though they feels like someone sucking on your eardrum). Emergencies like damn roosters and loudspeakers in Isaan at 5 am.

[jaiyenyen]

Somewhere else (and someone else) on the Forum reiterated , "If it's got wheels or sails or gets menopause - it's far better to lease."

I think the expression is, if it flys floats or fucks, rent it don't buy it.

Or,
If it's got tits or an engine, it'll give you trouble.