Feking Dogs!

[Jet Gorgon]

Rabies: Symptoms and Diagnosis

• changes Within days, symptoms progress to:
  
  • Abnormal Behavior
  • Anxiety
  • Confusion/Disorientation
  • Delirium
  • Hallucinations

Sh*t, that's most of TD.

[The_Dude]

IMHO -if I discovered anyone "Twat" hurting or killing my dogs - well lets just say Karma can be a bitch!

Ooooh. Tough guy.

Apparently not as tough as the cowards that want to poisen a dog in the middle of the night ! Maybe you might fall in that class. I think maybe you do. Twat!

[Gerbil]

Pepper spray them in the face

Fuking good idea that

The dogs or the owners?

[Jet Gorgon]

Dude, lighten up, please!
I'm with Buadhai on this. I never had probs with dogs in Thailand. Gotta show em who's alpha in the pack and that's ME. Occasionally, I carried a stick if I knew there were packs roaming on the beach, but they only wanted to attack my dogs (mostly adopted strays).
I had the most probs with the yappy peddy ankle biters. Pick em up by the scruff of the neck and shake them.
Neighbours put down poison to kill a wandering stray and got one of my gels. Did the mustard on tongue, raw eggs, charcoal, but i was too late. Poor lass died horribly.
I always threw food bits to stray dogs, too. Sit at a chook stall and toss the mongrels my leftovers.
I only dislike dogs trained for attacking. At this, I get angry and will bonk the dog on the head to make it stop. Then I find the owner and give it a tongue lashing.
I don't know why some doggies get so riled with some folks. I know it is scary for some, especially if you have kids with you. But dogs sniff one trickle of fear and they're on you. Show em who's boss! I weigh about 45kgs and stand 5'3" and I don't take any sh*t from them. But then I love dogs.

[The_Dude]

I am a little angry about this matter becouse. I breed Labrador Retrievers and just recently 1 of my females gave a litter of 8! I lost her to by someone throwing "Rat Poisen" over the fence in to her kennel. She barked as strangers went by only as an instinct to protect her litter. Normally she is quite this is instilled in this breed for hunting . She did no harm and now she is gone! So, when I her this Shit from BM's how do you think I should react? I'm so saddened by the amount of hate people can come out of them as to kill a animal that is only acting on instict. Terrible!!! I have 1 girl left from this litter that I will keep. It brings me a heavy heart.

[Marmite the Dog]

Apparently not as tough as the cowards that want to poisen a dog in the middle of the night ! Maybe you might fall in that class. I think maybe you do. Twat!

Learn to read, dipshit.

[peterpan]

I have learned to hate dogs since moving to this country
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Same with me, at home have had a mutt for decades, but since moving here, can't stand the things, they shit everywhere, even the owners who keep them under control let them crap in the childrens playgound.
There is a solution here, every week a pickup cruises around, one dog and you get a free bucket but still we are plagued by the things. I notice the monks doing their rounds this morning followed by about 15 rabid looking mutts.

[Little Chuchok]

The thing that amazes me,is that if you see a news paper article about some youg kid that was beaten to death,you don't hear boo.Somebody talks about dogs etc,then you get every man and his ...err..dog..jumping up and down.

There are a few bad mutts in the soi behind us..one especially.tries to bite you every time you go past on your bike.Solution was wearing boots with a well timed kick to the dogs melon.If I had a gun,I would have shot it.

[panama hat]

We've always had dogs, since I was a child . . . love 'em, but what do you do with dogs that pose a threat to your children?

Our neighbour (whom I have never seen, nor are there any lights on - ever!) has a bull terrier chained up in the yard. The dog has lots of scars all over him so I'm guessing he used to be a fighting dog. This things jumps on the dividing wall between our houses and this worries me, even though he has a huge metal chain on.
My kids play in their pool just a few feet away from this wall - the dog can't jump over the wall with the chain on but the worry is if he slips the collar.

Don't want to poison the thing, can't find the owner of the house, it's in a 'suburb' so no headmen . . .

[Bung]

I'd be worried about a dog like that, you really should talk to the owner. Someone must be feeding it?

Too many unfortunate incidents with fighting dogs when they go mad, you shouldn't have to live around something like that. If it is truly out of control then there must be some authorities that should deal with it however sad or hard that may be.

[sabang]

I have a dog and a cat.
The problem is caused by Human neglect, specifically 'mai pen lai' Thai who let their dogs wander, breed at will, and never bother getting them neutered or even take proper care of them.
The result is you get a semi feral population of dogs, many with no owner. Just as bad a problem in my eyes is the state of some of the dogs you see- covered in sores, often scarred from fighting, scrawny and malnourished. Much though I love dogs, I would not want my child being anywhere near a pack of these semi feral malnourished canines.

The Thai just let the situation continue until it threatens to get out of hand, and then randomly poison them. I think a better solution would be neutering af all dogs sold through petshops, except breeding dogs which have to be licensed. A volunteer neutering campaign in the moo bahns would be a good thing too. But how are you ever going to get the Thai to get off their butts?

[keda]

if that is the case then maybe the inflictions should be aimed at the owners and not the animals

So you would advise breaking the law

In a civilised country it would be the simple minded owners that are breaking the law...um, yes ok, I see your point.

[Sir Burr]

In Phuket years ago, the dog catchers would come around and give out tags to all the dog owners in a soi. A week later, they would come round and catch any dogs without tags, take em away and kill them.

Since more and more farang have moved here the do-gooders created a hue and cry over this policy and persuaded the government to go along with their neutering program. Result? More stray fucked-up dogs than ever before.
The lives of all the stray dogs on Phuket is not worth the pain of one human falling off his motorbike because a stray ran into the road.

Round up every stray dog on the island and 'make them disappear'.

[DrAndy]

l. She barked as strangers went by only as an instinct to protect her litter.

She did no harm and now she is gone! t.

That is very sad BUT as an owner you have to realise that her instinct was obviously very annoying to someone. Why would anyone go out and spend money on rat poison unless they were very upset by the barking?

dog owners do not realise that "a little" barking is often very annoying and disturbing to others around them. It is causing harm. Poisoning is a nasty way some people go to deal with it, but if you keep your dog controlled it would not happen.

Dog owners often are almost immune to their pet barking at anytime as they love them and live with them

[HermantheGerman]

I think the best ideas so far are the pepper spray or the whistle - any ideas where they can be purchased?

Hello NickA and all my fellow dog Lovers!

I love dogs and animals! But I love my family even more! That's why you sometimes have to take measurements which are not very kosher. Pepperspray is of course a good starter. But how can you ask where to purchase it when you live in a country of chilly and spices? Here is a homemade recipe for pepperspray for all you culinary dog lovers (Stroller: this saves you the spicing for your later meal)

'Home Made Pepper Spray *With Pictures*' - rotteneggs.com - A Social Network for Pranksters.
for the laughs: go to you tube and type in pepper spray

Should this not work then you will have to take religious measurements called the "Last Meal".
Go to a shop and buy a nice steak (c'mon don't be cheap charly since this will be the last meal). Fill the steak with some rat poisining and voilà.

[HermantheGerman]

Here is the above link to make it quicker for you guys.


What Is Pepper Spray?
Pepper Spray is a concotion of liquids made to Imobilise somebody by either contacting the eyes or face, which hits your sensory nerves.

What Happens If You Are A Victim?
If you where a victim, your main pain would be a burning sensation. Anything you touch (which still contains liquid) will burn. It is said that if you touch your Dick after this you will be practicaly pissing flames.

Why Do I Need Pepper Spray?
The main reason people carry pepper Spray is ’Self-Defence’ They are usually concealed in small containers and hid in pockets or shirts.


Ok for the following procedures you will need:

Materials
Chilli Powder
Viniger
Lemon’s
Citrus Juicer
Collunder
Jug
Pot
Spoon
Spray Bottle


Optional Materials
Ginger Ground
Chilli Flakes
Maroccan Seasoning
Mexican Chilli Powder

Ok We should start making our blend:

Step 1:

Get your Viniger and pour it into the jug, Pour as Much as you need into the jug, It all depends on the size of your spray bottle. Always Over-estimate when doing this due to evaperation in a later process.


Step 2:

Now Get your lemon, you can use as many as you want but I am using one for this egg. I’m also using a manual Citrus Juicer. Squeeze the lemon as much as you can untill you can get no more juice out of it.


Step 3:

Poor the lemon juice into the jug (with the vinger) It should maintain a clear colour with a little yellow consistancy. Dont worry about any thick parts that get into the jug, This will be delt with in another process.


Step 4:

Now it’s time to add some chilli powder! Just pour it in untill your desired level. I usualy use half the bottle (which is shown below)


You can also use the following (optional)
Left-Right
Ginger Ground
Chilli Flakes
Maroccan Seasoning
Mexican Chilli


This Is What It Looks Like When The Following Are Put In.


Step 5:

Now Get your spoon and start to stir, this allowes the ingredients to spread and interact. Stir for about 5 minuites.




Step 6:

Now it’s time to start cooking, I know we are all crap at this but what can you do? So first get your pot out and and then pour your liquid into it. By the way I know it’s pan in the picture. That wasn’t suspose to be there.


Step 7:

Now keep the mixture in the pot. Set the heat high for a while till it starts to boil up. This is when your extra mixture comes in handy. It will start to evaporate dont worry about this to much. Keep it hot for about 5-10 minuites then set it low and mix it with a spoon. Then when you feel it is done, turn off the heat.




Step 8:

Get your collunder and put it ontop of the jug, then pour your mixture into it, this will sypher out the clumps. You can repeat this process as many times as you want, this will make the product more of a finer liquid. Keep stiring for about 5 minuites when its in the jug.







This is your final product.

Now Pour your liquid into the spray bottle. You are now ready to spray all of your enemy’s with your majic blend. Your product should end up like this:



Now your enemy should look like this after your attack:



Well give me a juicy 5 please, and untill next time - happy spraying.
~CreateAMuck~

[NickA]

How do you test if the spray is the right strength?

Oh, I know, I'll test it out on the kids..... if they don't cry it's not strong enough, if they have to go to hospital it's too strong

[panama hat]

I'd be worried about a dog like that, you really should talk to the owner. Someone must be feeding it?

Too many unfortunate incidents with fighting dogs when they go mad, you shouldn't have to live around something like that. If it is truly out of control then there must be some authorities that should deal with it however sad or hard that may be.

Thanks, Bung. The problem is that the house is always empty and I've never seen lights on. What is weird about it is that it is an expensive house, worth around 5 million baht.
I have no idea where to find the owner, or how.

The poor thing lies in the dirt, eats grass and there's no water bowl. Damn, we hate seeing that.

[El Gibbon]

In Phuket years ago, the dog catchers would come around and give out tags to all the dog owners in a soi. A week later, they would come round and catch any dogs without tags, take em away and kill them.

Since more and more farang have moved here the do-gooders created a hue and cry over this policy and persuaded the government to go along with their neutering program. Result? More stray fucked-up dogs than ever before.
The lives of all the stray dogs on Phuket is not worth the pain of one human falling off his motorbike because a stray ran into the road.

Round up every stray dog on the island and 'make them disappear'.

What ever happened to the 'pound' for all the strays on the island? Supposedly there was a large area by the Heroin's monument, not too far from the Gibbon Rehab facility that was going to be used. All funded by the do - gooders.

E. G.

[Marmite the Dog]

Dog owners often are almost immune to their pet barking at anytime as they love them and live with them

Not all dog owners.

I've had dogs all my life and I am acutely aware of the problems caused by dogs barking all the time. This is generally only a problem when the dog is left alone for long periods of time (which is why I won't have a dog yet until I can devote enough time to it), but the Thais don't seem to be able to hear a dog barking, like we do.

[The_Dude]

l. She barked as strangers went by only as an instinct to protect her litter.

She did no harm and now she is gone! t.

That is very sad BUT as an owner you have to realise that her instinct was obviously very annoying to someone. Why would anyone go out and spend money on rat poison unless they were very upset by the barking?

dog owners do not realise that "a little" barking is often very annoying and disturbing to others around them. It is causing harm. Poisoning is a nasty way some people go to deal with it, but if you keep your dog controlled it would not happen.

Dog owners often are almost immune to their pet barking at anytime as they love them and live with them

Our house is in the country and my neighbors are quite some distance away. The people that passby are very few on foot and if so are far from the kennel this person may have tresspassed or just flat out had it in for dogs. Perhaps a thief? But the end is still sad.

[panama hat]

Here's the dog in question . . . still have not seen the owner, nor does anyone know around know him.

I know there's a Thai SPCA but is there sufficient reason to call them and are they effective?

[Jet Gorgon]

That sucks. There is a fence, why tie the dog up? Maybe pour some water for it in that blue bucket, Panama.
My Thai neighbours hated my dogs, even tho they only barked if someone came near my house (sure, their toddler was allowed to pee and poo wherever he wanted in the soi, but if my dogs took a pee near their house, they'd start shouting. I walked them twice a day and always collected the droppings.) They quit hating them when they realised that our little soi never got burgled because my dogs would bark. Nothing like a big Lab woof to scare a thief away at night.

[ILoveDogs]

If you can't poison the dogs, can you poison the owners? Maybe they are most at fault.