Noisy Neighbours Dog

[mark131v]

I had a similar issue with a neighbours dog when we first moved in.

He was a nice enough dog, a nice big soft lab and quite friendly but bored bloody rigid. He was stuck in the front yard and left there all day on his own. I think i saw her walk him twice in 6 months.
The dog, Charlie would bark at children playing in the pool, at bikes going through the village, at birds, anything really. It wasn't a frenzied barking as if threatened or aggressive. It was a regular woof......woof......woof woof......woof. A canine version of a slow hand clap.
The thai lady who owned him seemed completely oblivious to it, and i was told in no uncertain terms by my partner that i shouldn't approach the neighbour in case i caused a problem.
I was demented with it though. Every long lie was disturbed, and hangovers were a test of mental fortitude.

I was never going to poison the poor bored beast, after all it wasn't old Charlie's fault. I thought i could offer to walk her dog for her, but was told that it may cause her to lose face.

I decided to buy an ultrasonic zapper from amazon, which did actually confuse the dog and get him to stop barking for a little while. The trouble is, i would have to go outside and point it over the wall at him every time he barked. That was as much of a hassle as him barking.

In the end the situation sort of fixed itself.
I received an email from work one day asking me to return from my leave early, and there was no getting out of it. I was pretty angry and frustrated at the lack of foresight by my company that resulted in the staffing shortage.
Charlie was having a good old bark at something, and the rage built up to a point where i exploded.
I shouted at the top of my voice "WOULD YOU EVER STOP THAT FUUUUCKING BARKING!".
The dog did actually stop, for a second or two. Then the neighbour went outside, and said "Charlie, stop barking" for the first time since we moved in.

She moved not long after.

It actually does only take a 20 minute walk each day to stop a dog barking (well, big dogs). All these yard dogs are bored to fuck. They live alone with no interaction and just a bowl of water and some slop thrown at them and that is how they live their lives. In my old village, a dog was actually chained up on a short leash all day and night and had to sleep in its pee.

I have no idea why they bother getting a dog. I guess they get the puppy and forget it lives for 10 yrs as a grown up dog and get bored with it.

Thing is, ignore the stupid face driven thai family and go round and get in their face about it. "I will walk your dog for you if you like" What is so offensive about that. If they say no, ask wtf they will do about the barking then?

I've only met one farang who advocates poisoning a dog for these reasons. He struck me as an odious man before he had even voiced this opinion, and this only served to prove that he was a spineless big mouth who would rather kill a dog than front up to the owner.

There are a lot of gutless people in this country, we had a dog poisoned last year it was partly our fault has she had managed to get out and killed 2 chickens, the Thai scumbag who had done it probably knew no better and tried to tell me the chicken had killed the dog ffs, the thing is they now have an enemy for life with very deep pockets and a long memory and there will be a price to pay. If this had been a foreigner who had done it the reprisal would have been instant and very painful and I would seiously consider fuking them up permanently

[Bung]

Every time it is in the soi barking grab a big pot and spoon from the kitchen and join it in the soi bashing that pot as hard as you can while marching up and down singing any stupid song that comes into your head.

They will probably move and in the meantime you will have great fun.

Oh, you will need lots of beer for this endeavour.

[DrAndy]

If this had been a foreigner who had done it the reprisal would have been instant and very painful and I would seiously consider fuking them up permanently

oooeerr

don't tell me

you treat Thais and foreigners differently?

[pseudolus]

Every time it is in the soi barking grab a big pot and spoon from the kitchen and join it in the soi bashing that pot as hard as you can while marching up and down singing any stupid song that comes into your head.

They will probably move and in the meantime you will have great fun.

Oh, you will need lots of beer for this endeavour.

Top suggestion. Put it on you tube

[mark131v]

If this had been a foreigner who had done it the reprisal would have been instant and very painful and I would seiously consider fuking them up permanently

oooeerr

don't tell me

you treat Thais and foreigners differently?

Yes I do I expect better of a fallang than some peasant with no education who knows no better, dont you?

[Necron99]

If this had been a foreigner who had done it the reprisal would have been instant and very painful and I would seiously consider fuking them up permanently

oooeerr

don't tell me

you treat Thais and foreigners differently?

Yes I do I expect better of a fallang than some peasant with no education who knows no better, dont you?

Just for completeness, did you apologies and compensate him for the chickens?

[Rural Surin]

If this had been a foreigner who had done it the reprisal would have been instant and very painful and I would seiously consider fuking them up permanently

oooeerr

don't tell me

you treat Thais and foreigners differently?

Yes I do I expect better of a fallang than some peasant with no education who knows no better, dont you?

There is a difference from education and intuitive knowledge.

From experience, I would never expect better from a Farang just because they're Farang. The contra might apply in many situations.

There is no standard for sense and logic.

[mark131v]

If this had been a foreigner who had done it the reprisal would have been instant and very painful and I would seiously consider fuking them up permanently

oooeerr

don't tell me

you treat Thais and foreigners differently?

Yes I do I expect better of a fallang than some peasant with no education who knows no better, dont you?

There is a difference from education and intuitive knowledge.

From experience, I would never expect better from a Farang just because they're Farang. The contra might apply in many situations.

There is no standard for sense and logic.

Your probably right there but it would not have helped at the time, it was the wife we worked out who poisoned the dog and yes they did try to get money out of me that is what is so insulting with some people here they are absolutely stupid we got the Police involved but at the end of the day they were not intrested, if they hadnt poisoned the dog they would have made a lot of money out of me but like I said they are stupid scumbags

The really sick bit is the dog would have walked up wagging her tail while they poisoned her, they denied it was poison but it was obvious as she had been sick and shit herself but they had got a guy in uniform there when they found out it was my dog and not one of the locals

[Spin]

Find a way to deal with this kind of thing without harming the animal itself. A barking dog is a function of a bad owner and not a bad dog.

[Neo]

What a lot of these dogs are saying is "please open the gate for me"
So do them a favor next time and set them free.

[cambtek]

Always poison the dog, dont bother whingeing to the owners.Nothing gutless about not fronting them, its just a waste of time and effort.
Dogs have no rights,they are just a pointless toy for stupid asians and other races.Pet owners are a strange breed indeed.

[Bangyai]

Might be worth looking into the cost of double glazing the bedroom. This would considerably deaden the sound and also keep some heat out. Least you might get some sleep at least.

[KiCanCummins]

Might be worth looking into the cost of double glazing the bedroom. This would considerably deaden the sound and also keep some heat out. Least you might get some sleep at least.

Could be a good idea but a bit expensive.

I think a couple of ounces of say 70% dark chocolate should do.

KC

[wasabi]

The Thai neighbours chickens came onto our property in daylight and started eating the rice out of our dogs dish. Our dogs killed the trespassing chickens. The Thai bitch next door poisend our dogs with rat poisen.This was 8 years ago,and the poisen in my heart will not go away. All the Thai bitch had to do was ask for the price of 2 fowls.

[ralphlsasser]

Find a way to deal with this kind of thing without harming the animal itself. A barking dog is a function of a bad owner and not a bad dog.

I think we all agree to that.

[DrAndy]

If this had been a foreigner who had done it the reprisal would have been instant and very painful and I would seiously consider fuking them up permanently

oooeerr

don't tell me

you treat Thais and foreigners differently?

Yes I do I expect better of a fallang than some peasant with no education who knows no better, dont you?

I was talking about your internet warrior stance that was only applied to farangs

surely you could beat a local up?

[DrAndy]

The Thai neighbours chickens came onto our property in daylight and started eating the rice out of our dogs dish. Our dogs killed the trespassing chickens. The Thai bitch next door poisend our dogs with rat poisen.This was 8 years ago,and the poisen in my heart will not go away. All the Thai bitch had to do was ask for the price of 2 fowls.

yes, very short sighted as with no dogs, there would be no free rice for her chickens

mind you, you could leave some poisoned rice for them

[mark131v]

[quote=DrAndy;2363493]

If this had been a foreigner who had done it the reprisal would have been instant and very painful and I would seiously consider fuking them up permanently

oooeerr

don't tell me

you treat Thais and foreigners differently?

Yes I do I expect better of a fallang than some peasant with no education who knows no better, dont you?[/quote


I was talking about your internet warrior stance that was only applied to farangs

surely you could beat a local up?

I think you are a bit of a cock Andy and much of what you wrtite seems to confirm this...

[DrAndy]

I think you are a bit of a cock Andy and much of what you wrtite seems to confirm this...

maybe so but it was you who wrote

If this had been a foreigner who had done it the reprisal would have been instant and very painful and I would seiously consider fuking them up permanently

not me

[mark131v]

I think you are a bit of a cock Andy and much of what you wrtite seems to confirm this...

maybe so but it was you who wrote

If this had been a foreigner who had done it the reprisal would have been instant and very painful and I would seiously consider fuking them up permanently

not me

Yes I did and yes I would, is this a problem for you? I have been known to be wrong with my first impression of people in the past but with you I think I am right on the money

[cdnski12]

Ask neighbours if a Vietnamese Dog Buyer comes around the neighbourhood. Usually a pickup truck with the driver mouthing into the PA System ... Mua, Mua (Dogs, dogs). Send the Dog Buyer to the Barking Dog's house. Tell him he can take the dog for free. These Dog Catchers are expert at subduing dogs. Cleans up and quietens down the neighbourhood. They pay good money for them. Then you get some sleep at night! Maybe take a 2 week holiday if he catches the dog.

[Malicious]

Get yourself a CO2 power semi auto pistol and let the dog have a magazine full every time it barks.

This will not hurt the animal but will shock it to it's very core, thus ceasing the antisocial behavior. Amen

Spot on

This is interesting. Are such things available in Thailand? Licence needed?

Also, how fast does it fire? Do you just keep your finger on the trigger and it empties the magazine, or is pull-wait-pull etc.

But surely it leaves a rake of pellets in the dog's fur, which would be a tell-tale sign for the owner that the damned falang has zapped his dog?

Try Klongtom market in Seacon Sguare 4th or 5th floor, licence not needed.