The Language of Love in Thai

**ThaiLite** · 24-11-2010, 08:58 PM

Originally Posted by larvidchr

No in Pattaya it doesn't matter, its impossible to move around the city without getting propositioned if you are out without a female companion.

You ladyboy?

**nigelandjan** · 25-11-2010, 01:58 AM

Mabe someone can translate for me pls

1. God that stinks !!
2. Next time you do that , please remove your dentures first.
3. I,m doing my best , but I still cant feel the sides

**bart** · 25-11-2010, 02:12 AM

question time,
are you a vergin ?[/quote]

Virgin? I take it that you dont mean vermin.

Bor ri soot mai?/Phen pooying bor ri soot mai?[/quote]

To which the answer will always be "Chai ka"[/quote]

rearree, i have been told by two thai ladies they were vergo.s
were they fkc .. mie penlie .
i told them i was infertile ..khap. watch this space............bye.

**CaptainNemo** · 25-11-2010, 03:10 AM

Probably the most useful one... after you've done your "yet khun jom hai met" and (my favourite) "yet doot kee gashoot" lines and applied a helping of "mansturiser"... you need a loud stern point of the finger towards the door, followed by "Sai hua... Oooooork... BPAI!"

...for the most part this page:
Thai Love Phrases | Thailand Musings
offers more useful stuff for real life. ;p

**keekwai** · 25-11-2010, 07:22 AM

Crikey! .. This thread is really drawing the weirdos out of the woodwork!

**bart** · 25-11-2010, 08:44 PM

Originally Posted by keekwai

Crikey! .. This thread is really drawing the weirdos out of the woodwork!

what weirdos ???

koun pussy , minn muk marr .

english translation , but i like you .

hope this helps .

**keekwai** · 25-11-2010, 08:48 PM

Originally Posted by bart

hope this helps .

Not with that messy transliteration.

**Chili Pepper** · 25-11-2010, 09:07 PM

"Kin hoy mai aroy, kin hee aroy dee"

**keekwai** · 25-11-2010, 09:11 PM

Nothing wrong with shellfish .. unless they've been out in the sun too long! As for the pussy .. same same!

**fridgemagnet** · 25-11-2010, 10:13 PM

Originally Posted by keekwai

^ Are you using "Google Translate" ?

tammay nah.

**fridgemagnet** · 25-11-2010, 10:41 PM

Originally Posted by Chili Pepper

"Kin hoy mai aroy, kin hee aroy dee"

kin koi mai alloy, kin hee alloy dee - given u'r straight, that is. I'm not.
Perhaps someone could come up with a complimentary couplet from the 'dark side'?

**keekwai** · 25-11-2010, 10:41 PM

^ Why? Take another look. The English is typical of Googles garbled translations ..

**keekwai** · 25-11-2010, 10:43 PM

Originally Posted by fridgemagnet

Originally Posted by Chili Pepper

"Kin hoy mai aroy, kin hee aroy dee"

kin koi mai alloy, kin hee alloy dee - given u'r straight, that is. I'm not.
Perhaps someone could come up with a complimentary couplet from the 'dark side'?

How about .. gihn ngoo mai alloy, gihn koo-ay alloy mahk.

**fridgemagnet** · 25-11-2010, 10:45 PM

Originally Posted by keekwai

^ Why? Take another look. The English is typical of Googles garbled translations ..

Well, I'm in with a lot of good company on this thread.
er - eating snake not as good as eating cock?
Clearly correct, those buggers can bite.

**keekwai** · 25-11-2010, 10:48 PM

^ Just change the adjective! 555

**Rural Surin** · 25-11-2010, 10:53 PM

Originally Posted by keekwai

^ Why? Take another look. The English is typical of Googles garbled translations ..

Yes, it is typical. As Google translator is "literally" quite inaccurate, more often than not. Even if they might promote themselves otherwise.

**keekwai** · 25-11-2010, 10:56 PM

I'd say "grammatically" inaccurate. It just translates word for word. Foreign (and English) grammar is beyond it.

**sharon** · 26-11-2010, 06:00 AM

Originally Posted by keekwai

How about .. gihn ngoo mai alloy, gihn koo-ay alloy mahk.

Foul-mouthed individual.

**CaptainNemo** · 26-11-2010, 07:13 AM

When our first kid came out, I used to say to her, "kao gin nom, pom gin haowy".

**keekwai** · 26-11-2010, 07:18 AM

^ I eat both

**keekwai** · 26-11-2010, 07:22 AM

Originally Posted by sharon

Originally Posted by keekwai

How about .. gihn ngoo mai alloy, gihn koo-ay alloy mahk.

Foul-mouthed individual.

Looks like it's established that Sharon would be no fun on a date!

**fridgemagnet** · 26-11-2010, 08:45 PM

Originally Posted by keekwai

^ Why? Take another look. The English is typical of Googles garbled translations ..

please improve my Thai - I thought that, colloquially, yet mee meant 'f-ck your mother', which is offensive, even in Europe. In some parts of America - Spanish areas, maybe, it can be an expression of complete & utter astonishment. Amongst friends.
Khaai dtua, mai is quite a common opening gambit in these delicate negotiations - I gave a bit of a euphemistic translation, true.

**keekwai** · 26-11-2010, 09:45 PM

Originally Posted by fridgemagnet

(Khun bpen poo ying) "Khaai dtua, mai" (Are you a prostitute?) .. "is quite a common opening gambit in these delicate negotiations"

Only if you are a complete and utter knobhead.

Look at it these two possible scenarios.

1. You go up to an obvious bar girl and ask her if she is a prostitute.
Result= You are a knobhead.

2. You go up to any other girl in the street and ask her if she is a prostitute.
Result= You are a knobhead.

I'm afraid you are just one of these hapless guys that makes himself look like a knobhead every time you open your mouth.

Suggestion: Keep it closed.

**ferretface** · 26-11-2010, 09:48 PM

khun menn

**keekwai** · 26-11-2010, 10:06 PM

^ It IS a rather hot climate

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